CBC News is cumming itself bc Carney declared predatory capitalism is all there was and ever will be and bc Ryan Wedding got arrested. CBC hire reporters who aren’t brain dead sheltered losers impossibility level 1,000,000

Here’s Annica’s version

Been learning to lift weights over the last year. Lots of mind body connection being built. A big takeaway: I cum from my hamstrings! --- I really am becoming a gymbo

It’s “amazing” being at the private blood lab and hearing over and over “sorry that test isn’t covered by OHIP. That’ll be $48” and within 5 minutes of opening this place has made ~$380 of revenue

I donated 2 items to the TCAF silent auction - An original watercolour painting I did custom for the auction, and a bundle of my comics! Head over to @torontocomics.bsky.social to find the link and bid on tons of cool stuff!

Tonight!

I am a co-organizer along with Jenn and a great group. See you Sun Nov 9 at the Cecil Centre Toronto, 12-5pm!! www.zinedump.fyi

ZINE DUMP!! New Toronto Zine Fair! Apply now: zinedump.fyi

If Millennials make it to old age were going to wrap up all our affairs before we die just like we tidy our plates at restaurants. We’re going to have all our shit sorted so no one has to worry about us even after we’re gone

I saw two boys doing graffiti in the alley. I had never seen boys doing graffiti irl before. Their pieces were big time meh oh well

I’m more certain then ever there’s going to be a Mormon vs Scientology war 🇺🇸

Schrodinger's Hat is when you can't tell if a guy is covering up his baldness or just likes hats.

According to the UN, cocaine production (and therefore use) is up 34% since 2022. Cocaine is for losers

Sassgnostic Sassnoxious Sasshorent Sassesteem Sasscluded #pride

Whatever you’re looking for is not here and never was

Jagmeet Singh apologizing to Drake for attending the Kendrick concert is why we can’t have nice things. Legitimately so upsetting, Singh said he was only there to see SZA ☹️😳😖🙄🤔

#ThirdGeneration: @jrotszta.bsky.social‬ Jonathan Rotsztain is a Toronto-based writer, cartoonist and graphic designer. In our current exhibition he presents his artwork Patterns, an installation first shown at Toronto's FENTSTER Gallery. Read more in the interview on our #blog: t1p.de/8ikqz

🐸 Excited to be in Muppet Zine, such a great exercise! 🐷 #Muppets = puppets but 100% cartoons 🥸 Converting them into drawings = stimulating joyful 🐔 “Pass It On“ from #FraggleRock / “A Muppet Family Christmas” 👹 So fun deciding which of the 1000s Muppets to include 🤖 Can you name them all??

Saw a CyberPuke irl today had Ford written on it probably motor company but could be Doug

New #comicbooks page!

Dear Bluesky, DYK I co-edited and have an awesome comic in this amazing volume 2 anthology

I mostly post here in darkness and many things are truly awful but I’m honestly so so blessed #gratitude amen

I guess the word ‘mix’ really replaced the word ‘medley’ for musical compilations? Seems like a downgrade

I’m really only now appreciating that random dudes unsafely blowing up sketchy fireworks in public parks actually is a very appropriate tribute to old Queen Victoria indeed!

It’s really cool that curb is a spin off of seinfeld and rfk jr terrorizing america is a spin off of curb really really coool

Diagnosed myself with girl autism

This summer is going to be wild crazy unlike anything we’ve ever seen 🚨🇺🇸✊🔥👮‍♂️🔫 🔥🇺🇸🔥🇺🇸🔥🔫🫣🇺🇸🔥🔥🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

I think Burning Man is deeply uncool and would never to go but I am low-key burner adjacent

Liberals will post shit like (copy and paste from reddit): “The Executive branch has decided to purposefully violate the law of the land. Now, how do the other branches respond.” Like bro, they’ve responded! No one is coming to save you

Not to be disrespectful but genuinely curious how much anal occurs during any given conclave

Cdn prairie settlers being most collectively against climate action is surreal because their going to experience worse droughts then anywhere else oh well

One less discussed impact of the lockdown era is the realignment of the Toronto-area Pilates scene

I should host a national political affairs tv show/podcast/livestream

NDP candidates so many Proud Bald Kings representing #proudbaldkings

New Moon Elxn 🍁

This will be the third conclave I’ve lived during ☺️😊☺️

If it ever existed, American democracy fully collapsed today. The end, it’s over

Shakira is back out there doing ok

AppleTV came w new work phone, so far disappointing. Morning Show and Studio both naval gazing rehash of been there done that plots put out by so-called A-listers so ensconced in their glass house towers all they can do anymore is perpetuate their narrow experiences and call it prestige zzzzzzz

PULPING COMMITTEE (minus Mitch Lohmeier) at PAPER JAM today!! Tranzac Club til 5

Carney and PP are going to be on Tout Le Monde En Parle tonight!

Called a non-vegan bakery “the straight” bakery by accident

Twink Twank Twunk

This whole “remove interprovincial trade barriers” is going to only benefit the Weston’s and like max 4 other Family Compact members?

Fug Fack!

CBC: “Canada produced 856 million dozen eggs in 2024, according to the Egg Farmers of Canada's recently released Annual General Report. The U.S. produced about nine billion dozen eggs that same year, according to the USDA's annual Chickens and Eggs report.” Wow that’s a lot!

Me whenever Obama pontificates

Made in 2021 but feels relevant now ☮️💟☮️