You can tell me all you want that's not a kazoo in crocodile rock and I'll never believe you.

Vibe coding bet clanker to the dictionary because they'd have to add all the other slurs to it if clanker one.

I'm nearly at the point that I only.listen to yacht rock covers of all the tunes I.blasted as a teen.

Thought i was gonna die in bed again last night. There's a valve or something. fucked in my heart I'm sure of it. I don't panic anymore though. I have already accepted my fate.

Right intae arc raiders if you want a game?

Completely missed that Bjork and dirty protectors album when it released. Wit a treat

Extremely into these yacht rock/jazz covers of slipknot and korn

Haven't made tunes in ages. Where the fuck did I find the time before?!

Hear Maruja for the first time today and they sound extremely up ma straße

Is vascular load how much cum you can inject in yer veins?

Absolutely underwhelming ending to that alien TV show. Set design was phenomenal but that story was so baws

Going heissenberg. Shaving the hair aff, keeping the stupid goatee

The streamlined skip battle shit in homm the olden era is absolutely stinking. That should only be an option if your obscenely overpowered. Can you turn that off?

Also please rec some good medievil film/tv as im right intae Kingdom Come Deliverance the now and need to watch additional shite set within the times.

Somehow managed to book japan again before getting a robot toilet and my arse is not happy.

Lauren's bloody sleeping so I'm the only white boy in a local restaurant myself as there's no smoking areas open. This is gonna either end in disaster or be phenomenal, all the food is insane. I'm no intae cartilage and chicken heart

I am saving this because in no universe will they ever be this well organized again. #synthsky

Any of you cunts back on twitter? I prefer some abhorrent views in my time line unfortunately. This sanitised timeline over here is a warped reality im no quite a fan of. I'd rather see what the cunts are saying than avoid it tbh

You know what they about men with big trains

Always feel like my battery is at 20%, pure fatigued to fuck. Genuinely thinking about getting some speed ir Kratom. Got any stimulant recommendations 😆

I am fuckin livid at the way death stranding 2 finished, total anticlimactic

Let me in u fucks. I willlazer flip your balls off

Cannae wait if that next forza is Japan. The Mexico ones belting

@sciencepie.bsky.social Cameron reckons he walked right by you and max the other day. Shitebag didn't even say hello!

Some incompetent fatty always schedules 4 ways road works on multiple roads in Ayr every summer and im gunning for their job

My Mandela effect is that Michael Douglas Died from throat Cancer from Eating Zeta out too much.that happened. What reality is this

@ninjapotato.bsky.social music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Why would you choose that photo

Would it be bad to give my Sp404 to my nephew under the condition I get 5% of royalties of any money made from music until he's 18 😆

Keep a wee snus puck with mostly 12 and 16mg pouches in it but I've started to put in a few 24mg pouches in at random and they blow the fuckin tits aff ye if yer not expecting it

Where are all the good vidya game articles these days. You know the ones "It takes 400 shakes of the dual sense to kill your BB, i did it so you don't have too"

@ninjapotato.bsky.social got royally baked on Friday and finally got right intae Stellaris. Wit a game. I will enslave everyone

Must of skived school the day you all learnt mental fortitude because christ i am crumbling.

Seen the an article saying the O.A might be uncancelled and it better fucking be

I want to talk about death stranding 2 with any cunt that's at least at the snow capped mountains. I unlocked something and I want o know if by doing that its just turned the game into something else.

🎶Nobody knows it but I've got a secret pile, that protuded when I squeezed when I peed 🎶

Wit an opening track for that clipse album

Reset my laptop yesterday because honestly fuck knows what the fuck I've actually installed from github on there and mocrosoft have slyly tried to activate a yearly 365 subscription that I've never used in my life. Filthy bastards

Got a beautiful garden ruined by neighbours enjoying what I can only imagine is their beautiful gardens. :(

Need another word for toasties made in a breville machine. Sick of being duped into subpar shite clearly made in a George foreman. If it's not that triangular seashell looking number. Fuck right off

I'd rather trust a fart and be betrayed than never trust at all.

Finally solidified the cats nicknames even if they've all been denounced by Lauren on multiple occasions. Agent Dale Pooper Eddie "Beans" Hitler Kenny WGKTA/Powers

The no complies in Skate. Are so satisfying

get this right intae yer lugz youtu.be/jWLt5ZnHho8?...

this might be the only thing I've ever committed too. I will finish this

Managed to get snus working fairly well for a few weeks there and now anyway time i gum one i also want to smoke ontop of it.

Best game for the steamdeck by miles

Still don't understand how the jurys Penis size has any bearing on deliberating whether a person's guilty or not.