Rewatched this movie from 2015 and laughed my ass off 😂

January understanding the assignment

Yessiree days are getting longer ☀️

My low-tech way of telling my wife the coffee machine is ready to go in the morning ☕️

A happy potato’s a yummy potato

Just restocked and decided if these were the last 3 seasonings on Earth, I’d be ok with it.

When you have a goal but don’t want to exceed it by too much

I feel TV shows make digging a backyard grave easier than it actually is?

Ahhhahaha can you imagine 😁

The dog loves his lettuce 🥬

I worked with a guy we called Testicle because he didn’t do anything but hang around.

Me at 8pm

😃

Based on my feed recently, my lymphatic system wants me to jump around and swing my arms first thing every morning in order to flush out toxins.

Proposed parade route if Blue Jays win

Attention Jays fans

RIP EVH

Just discovered that Marilyn Monroe & Queen Elizabeth II were born the same year (1926) and for some reason my brain won’t compute.

Wanna know how often you use your green bin? Run out of bags for a day. It’s crazy!

I can’t believe it. My first hero, Ken Dryden is gone. Cancer has taken him at 78. Aww man…

Wifey comes home today after 3 wks away and to say I’ve been busier than a bartender on payday is an understatement 😅

Has this happened yet? Did I miss it?? @keithburgoyne.bsky.social

Goodbye bug guts. 4461 km worth

Woke up early this morning in Charlottetown, drove all day and am now home in Ajax at 8:17pm. 1639km

A Charlottetown Fri night, Sat morn. Recommend both!

Interesting day for our family of five. Each of us is in a different Canadian city, in four different provinces and the updates on the text chain are non stop 😃

Where in PEI am I?

Hey Charlottetown if you’re feeling low here’s a dimple for ya 😃

I am on you Prince Edward Island ❤️

Look…I’m not usually one to brag but I made this and it’s fucking great 😋

Unfortunately…not good 😞

Bingo! My daughter bought an old car and in the glove compartment a sweet $6.85 jackpot. She goes “what’s this?”

Happiness is…your neighbour coming over while you’re pulling weeds to invite you for a dip in their pool 💦

Not saying I’m the best dad but my 20 yr old son and his buddy *are* in the basement listening to #Ozzy at top volume 🤘🏼

This IS wild.

May we all find our “shut the f*ck up” voice like this woman 😂 www.instagram.com/reel/DFLYdqq...

Settling in with some late BBQ and 2.5 hrs of what I hope will be an awesome doc 🎶

A high school football running back and his offensive linemen buddies went to Grad one night, partied till they passed out and when they woke up 38 years had gone by.

Anyone else remember this? Perfect July song with kd’s perfect voice youtube.com/watch?v=hVnV...

If this gets 1000 likes, I'll live stream eating it.

I’ve been so preoccupied buying my $5 deodorant stick I never noticed that some are normally $21??

Mr Oriole joining me for a coffee on the deck

I am in my big salad years

I love the colourful clothes she wears And the way the sunlight plays upon her hair I hear the sound of a gentle word On the wind that lifts her perfume through the air RIP Brian Wilson

When you’re trying to vacuum but your dog is too chill to move