Well done, Old Sam!

I watched hundreds of criminals storm and ransack the capital live, now those muthafukas are getting paid. Meanwhile I'm spending hours budgeting for fruit, vegetables and crossing my fingers for ketchup because despite being disabled I get less and less SNAP while prices rise. FUCK THIS COUNTRY 🤬

Well, that's fantastic! I've been searching for good news all damn day...

Jan rioters when they realize they ain’t getting a nickel of that 1.7B Capitol rioting funding

Entirely too many Yankees fans at CitiField tonight! #LGM #MetsSky

Just got my tix for Frank Turner & The Sleeping Souls. Always a dynamite show. So psyched

Jesus Christ. I really hope this isn’t true, but it probably is…

Seriously, it’s amazing this Schlitter pitcher is so damn good, with what looks like really skinny legs. But he’s killing us! #LGM #MetsSky

Oh, this girl really does kill it on a regular basis!

#LGM #MetsSky

I'd say the only only solid fact to come out of this whole China visit is that Taiwan is going to be fucked over.

Valdez and Hinch … man, the Tigers go out of their way to hire scumbags. #LGM

The printed word is pretty cool, but Ol’ Joey Gutenberg had his best day when he invented the quarter zip hoodie with a kangaroo pouch.

This is a fucking disgrace. Racists are just flat out being racist in public, and it gets worse every damn day. We have to vote out every Republican we can, everywhere we can.

Kim Deal is just fantastic. open.spotify.com/track/4blAmR...

Just hoping at some point Xi says, "Hey, someone wake that fat bastard up!"

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! Oi, Oi, Oi!

We've finally won the war against woke

I mean, why not try the kid? Nothing else is working.... #MetsSky #LGM

I was born in 1961. It's crazy that in less than the span of one lifetime I've seen major Civil Rights legislation passed and now I'm seeing them being deliberately and systematically dismantled. We have to vote all of these goddamn conservative racist misogynists out of office ASAP.

Do to the current dumpster fire timeline, saying “because I don’t want to” is a valid response

Happy Mother’s Day to all of you!

Just what I need to get me through the last hour or so of my week in the bowels of Korporate Amerikkka. #Monsterland open.spotify.com/album/1RbLqb...

Howzabout you keep your UFO files and give us the fucking Epstein Files?

Are you fucking kidding me??! Virginia Supreme Court strikes down Democrats’ redistricting plan, dimming party’s midterm hopes apnews.com/article/redi...

A sweep would have been nice but two series wins in a row is cause for celebration this year! #LGM #MetsSky

Nailed it.

One sip of this & you too can look like an aborted sloth that’s been hit in the face w a 2 x 4

Here's what we're fighting for in the middle east: #Shell posted adjusted earnings of $6.92 billion, well above analysts' expected $6.1 billion and more than double the prior quarter. Nobody wins stupid wars except the billionaires who own all the shit.

When do we finally get out the torches and pitchforks and storm the castle? ANY fucking castle -- The White House, The Pentagon, The CDC headquarters, or whatever bar K$H is hanging out in? There's a monster in each of those buildings.

Roger Clyne & The Peacemakers, old favorites of mine, have a bunch of really good songs on their newest record. This is the one I like best, so far...

I really hope this is true...

You know, everyone says they want to impeach and remove, but no one considers the hidden costs — like removing and replacing all the pee-soaked mattresses.

Nothing new here, but if they tour it, you know I'm going again. Because that's what I do...The second song is much better. #RollingSTones

Anyone who voted for this douchebag has forfeited the right to have a margarita tonight. Happy Cinco de Mayo.

Looks like Benge has it figured out!!! #LGM #MetsSky

Do we really need to see Peterson next inning? The next time I see him I want him to be carrying luggage. #LGM #MetsSky

Well said!

Oh, man ... nailed it.

This "Iran Conflict" should only be referred to as Trump's War.

Well, alright. Our Metsies actually won a series. Baby steps, but I’ll take them. Vientos should DH every day. Love his bat, hate his glove. Mendy made some pretty obvious mistakes today, he’s losing it under pressure, but the boys overcame it. #LGM #MetsSky

I should be used to this shit. I’m a lifelong fan, Mets & I are the same age. This season compares to the worst I can recall. Fire Mendoza. Trade Vientos, Baty, Peterson & Manea - they’ve had plenty of time, & they suck. Senga? DFA. Bring up all the kids, now. #LGM #MetsSky Talk me off the ledge!!!

Benge is awesome. Vientos should never play the field again. #LGM

Come on Bo! Make your money! Sheesh. #LGM

I love the way this Pope keeps giving Trump and his lackeys the finger.

A good day to pick up some good stuff.

Two photos. Same room. Same flags. Same astronauts. In one, the President stands with them, smiling, centered, human. In the other, the President sits scowling, rambling, diminished. Four astronauts. Two presidents. And the faces tell you everything.

What's harder to believe? That Mendoza still has his job, or that Trump still has his? I don't understand anything anymore, apparently.

The face of someone who’s devoted their life to service, science and space exploration needing to listen to some draft-dodging, out-of-shape bozo brag that he easily could’ve been an astronaut.

This girl kills it on a daily basis...