I do reality want to spend time drawing because there's perverted sexual images in my brain that need to become artwork.

Looking at art that I have drawn but refuse to spend time trying to draw again.

Reading about mortgage backed securities.

Feeling alone and need someone to talk to.

Tom Jones! #hyrcrew

Hashtags don't appear to be working on #hyrcrew

Forgot how strange this movie is. The special effects can never be duplicated. #hyrcrew

Bill Nye, the science guy. #hyrcrew

Watching Mars Attacks! with #HYRCrew

Watching Mars Attacks! with #hyrcrew

Look I just want to be in the latex suit being fed drugs, is that so much to ask?

Doesn't that feel horrible inside when you talk about how you'll add value to an organization during the interview?

How will you add value to the organization?

Taking some time for myself is helping mentally. I love all of you here.

I feel like one million dollars.

Man I get it, but I'm going to start blocking some of you.

I want someone who I can do evil things with.

I want someone else I've never met before to take me in and allow me to live there.

Write an erotic story in 3 words. Their bodies, merging.

Having random outbursts of swearing, again.

Is the McRib back?

I have a spider plant.

What if, cartoon animals, but gay leather daddies?

Practice smoking for 2 hours.

You know what holiday is coming up that's my favorite holiday?

If you look like someone they've taken advantage of you'll be taken advantage of too.

If I could somehow make money off of having ocular migraines from too much caffeine.

Even if I'm not asleep if it's the middle of the day and I'm alone I start hearing voices or seeing patterns, movement.

For people who live alone, do you often wake up hearing voices? I know sleep paralysis and what not.

I keep going through trauma response and shutting down inside. I wish I could enjoy things again but I can't. Everything is mentally exhausting for me.

I've had really bad ptsd related issues for close to 15 years and I'm not going back to that. I don't give a fuck what you label me.

Don't pretend to know me or what's best for me.

One is very unpleasant and the other allows me to not feel horrible all the time.

Not product testing cigarettes just smoking cigarettes, and I get paid for it. Like an extra in a movie.

There must be a job where I'm paid to smoke cigarettes all day.

By process of elimination I'm neon.

Employee retention issue yet uses slurs to describe workers who were illegally terminated.

At zero employment the happiness curve is highest.

I keep thinking that there's going to be someone to help me but there's not?

Toxic work environment where they talk about everyone they've fired in their career like it's a contest.

What is the internet? Why are we here?

Have you ever been evicted from a place then keep breaking in and sleeping on the floor? Fuck em.

I can't stop yelling out profanity today.

Look man, I just want to bark bark. Is that so hard to want out of life?

I think it's normal to yell out Fuck when the transformation under the full moon occurs.

Is it normal to just yell expletives for hours on end?

Visit Ireland, see cows.

You need to be really good at your job and tell your team members about it everyday so everyone on your team quits.