Enthralling bird conversations.

Grilled cheese sandwich.

I feel like I'm society's problem now. Oh well.

context: in 1987 a dollar was enough money to buy something with

I am bunny drone. 🐰 🥕

Mt. Dew in a champagne glass.

Rabbit hood from @furrjoi.com

Get that dream job in Academia.

Mom could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Seriously, I will come to your house and fix your clogged pipe. For free. I mean the actual plumbing. I'll flush your main sewer clean out.

Ever stop to smell the spring rains?

Look, I need multiple boyfriends right now!

I want to get to know someone better but I'm shy to initiate conversation.

Dow Jones 10,000.

500 bonus spins!

Cue the deer.

I deserve a little plutonium, as a treat.

I feel happy? This morning.

Encased in a cocoon of rubber.

Friday night, sexually.

Suck Borris.

Chuck Norris.

Why is anger more believable, helped, than placidicy? It's way more fucking dangerous to someone who doesn't react to fear to injury themselves. It's not a cute character trait.

Smoke one cigarette per hour even while sleeping.

I sometimes do eat objects that aren't edible.

All of these things describe me.

Oh well back to being morbidly depressed. *clove cigarettes*

Lousy Smarch weather.

That time America lost a war

I was feeling so depressed the last two days, then cleaning my bathroom made me happy.

Chat. I cleaned my toilet.

Supplemental security income

What sucks is having to eat every 4 hours. Why can't I just do one big eat per year?

Bullshit government policy*

Zero income affidavits are bullshit. They ask who is paying your bills. That's why I'm applying for assistance. Because I'm not paying bills. The fuck.

*cigarette*

This is a forced TF arc for me to become society's problem.

I'm not worried about things I can't control, like getting a job, so when I'm eventually homeless I'm going to make it society's problem.

Sunday May 11th, 1980 6:55 am

Don't forget your pal Andy! *throws squirrel*.

Things I'll never see again in my lifetime. Employment.

Become squirrel.

Draw graffiti of squirrels.

Talk to birds and squirrels goddammit.

DS9 was way better than DLSS5.

Meets someone, they emit Mr. Beast energy, leaves.

Fuck teeth, just pull all of them. Another molar is cracked and it sucks atm.

I wish housing was free at the very least. Where you can't be evicted. Where you can just stay in a house and not worry about being locked out.