❝ . . . Hopital ❞ She is having a very bad pain day.

❝ FINALLY a good use for the fast fashion waste piles! ❞

Takes of one of her web shooters mid laugh. ❝ There you go. ❞

Laughs. ❝ Now /those/ are some pretty cool holograms. ❞

❝ Hey, have you seen the videos of evangelicals freaking out over the Rapture, or is the religious psychosis confined to my universe? ❞

❝ Epa, Miguel. Mírame... ❞ She tried to keep him focused on her. Charlie took off her mask. ❝ No los vas a perder, ok? Están bien. ❞ Sunny always thought she would end up talking to Miguel in usted, like her grandma taught her. But, at the risk of severely disappointing an old lady... It wasn’t +

I'm TRYING.

You two REALLY should go rest.

❝ Gabo is in the lab... ❞ It was not the moment to annoy him about calling Felicia "his wife." ❝ And Felicia... I think I saw her getting coffee a while ago? ❞ She handed him one of her crutches. They were sturdy enough, and maybe Miguel was too thoughtful to lean on her, but he needed to lean +

❝ I'm fine. The others are fine... ❞ She offered him a hand. Her joints wouldn’t love it later, but she was sure she could twip him to the infirmary.

❝ Miguel! ❞ Goes to him, in case he needs a hand. She isn't the best thing to lean on, but she can try.

No time to make an excuse. It didn't matter right now, anyway. ❝ Dagger... Ok. I can do that, if you want! ❞ Her tone wasn't going up out of cheerfulness, no. She was nervous. The Miguel she knew would make a terrifying enough foe on his own. She was not exactly excited to face an evil Miguel +

❝ COÑO ❞ That literally came straight out of her soul. ❝ Ok. Oh God. How do we stop him? ❞

❝ Hi! ❞ She had gone off to her universe because doctor appointments are still a thing. And... Why is Miguel screaming?

❝ I knew he would end up fed up with our bullshit sooner or later. ❞

Sad spidey eyes.

❝ Wait! Which Peter is having a kid? I need to make the mandatory embroidered kid stuff! ❞

Fucking in a hammock seems like a surefire way to break a bone. Though if only one is on the hammock...

Wait, since when are pets allowed? Can she play with the cat?

🕸/: I am running out of ideas and also kind of falling asleep

She's a gossip, so...

Nadia, you are not helping. I know you think you are. You are not.

❝ I haven't talked to Noir in SO long... I need to ask him for input on a history assignment. I mean. His history and mine are not the same, but I want input. ❞

Fair point. She'll stick to one.

❝ I mean... I guess, in their defence, they all thought they were the only one. ❞

Because in her house, everyone has a nickname, and it's how she shows affection. But if he is truly bothered by it, she will just call him Miguel.

Anyway. Today, a Robin ended up in my universe.

Mind you, she is just being silly because last time she tried to call someone in the cafeteria, she ended up calling them by universe number.

She doesn't know that and will stop once she realises it may be quite offensive. And start calling him Golden. Like that huge Australian spider. Because he is HUGE.

❝ SP//DR is a great name. Good job, Peni. And Gwen is Ghost-Spider, Margo is Spider-Byte, Cindy is Silk... I mean, Cooper is Web-Weaver. He gets points for effort. ❞ Her point still stands. Half the men go by Spider-Man, and half of them are called Peter. I mean she could call Miguel by his name+

O'Hara. I call him Bites bcs of the fangs. I also call him Mr. Fangs. Why? Because Spider-Men have zero fucking imagination and ¾ of them are called the same.

Bites is the Boss Spider and we love him 🫶

🕸/: Stolen from the fuzzy elf

I like the bird boy, can we keep him?

🕸/: I've realised I can do serious stuff on Yeray and Nina, but all I feel like doing on Sunny is silliness. Then there is Nadia. I have go there more often.

Kurt rn

❝ The next phase is radioactive yellow, then really soft yellow, then white. But give it time or you will end up having to shave your head. ❞

❝ As representative of the Redhead Club we have chosen to make an exception on the No Boxdye rule and accept you... Because you look like Holt Hyde right now and that's really funny. ❞

❝ Coñoelamae, ¿quién abrió una caldera del Infierno y la encufó al sistema de aire? ❞

Listening to La paura del buio and missing the times back when Må was cool.

❝ YES ❞

❝ No... I don't think I will. ❞

❝ It's... Strange at first. But once your tongue gets used to the flavours, it becomes a lot nicer. ❞ She took a second bite. She wasn't kidding. It was weird, but it was nicer after a bit. The aftertaste was good. ❝ I like it. ❞

Sunny pulled up her mask up to her nose before taking the bowl. She was noting the experience down for scientific purposes afterwards. But before that, she started eating. God, it tasted like a mix of playdough, an energy drink, and God knew what else. She swallowed anyway out of curiosity and +

❝ That looks radioactive... But I am already radioactive, so F it. Can I have some? ❞

Thwip. Yey, papitas acquired. Not yey, she lost one-third of each papita in the web fluid.

Why are the bats arguing with the superkids, and where can I get popcorn for it?

❝ The racists got a PR firm Hired men in fancy shirts But have the same ideology We've had to say a lot of stuff We thought was fucking obvious Like, "Yes, it's okay to punch Nazis!" ❞ She is singing while giving her crutches a few finishing touches.