... That'll do. Thanks man!

Guys, bring me toffee. Please.

"I can't donate my lizards! They have separation anxiety..." He's the lizard with separation anxiety.

"He eats raw eggs, actually."

"Look, your thing is collecting Labubu stuff, mine is rescuing reptiles, alright?" ... "I have like four..."

"No, that's Ramiro. Mustard is a bearded dragon."

Oh, I lost Mustard.

"M, you try too hard. Just assume some people won't listen. Like nana would say, they can get tae fuck."

"Mr. Doctor can I have breakfast too?"

"This is the same thing." Whispering. "Also yer vampire traits are showing and I figured I should cover yer arse and tell people ye are a good lad."

"Remember when ye told mum and dad ye also liked boys and cried for half an hour like a baby because ye didn't want to disappoint them, but then they said 'we know it's fine'?"

"You mean my brother? Nah, he's fine." Slurping a smoothie.

M, I turned your wife into a worse menace. You are welcome.

"Oh... I thought you wouldn't like them because the Labubu would explode, but… good to know!"

"They're explosives! They are Labubu head shaped explosives. Tiny. You can stick them basically everywhere, even people because I had an argument today and felt angry. So yeah. Labubu explosives." Had to make up for the cat sweaters.

"You might not like them that much, now I think about it."

"Oh, no... I made you Labubu shaped gadgets... You know. For your gear?"

"What- no. What's a Lafufu?"

Sigh. "Yeah, really."

// once again I come across the "no I'm not on the naughty list" kid and thinking immediately of Gabriel.

"Maybe..."

"Hi, Queen, I have toys for you."

"Tú no, necesito hablar con Comandancia."

"Where's the O'Hardy CEO? I need to talk to her."

"Miguel told me this morning! Well, he said 'Oh, I must not forget about Wagner's birthday', so I thought I would reach out too."

@uncannyspiderman.bsky.social "YO! ¡FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS, GÜEY!"

Of course he's a scorpio.

"November 19th."

Fine, I'll get you whatever.

Gotta ask what Miguel wants for his birthday. He's not risking trusting his gut again.

"My bad, queen. What THE FUCK is that?"

"¿Qué vergas es eso?"

"No, I'm not, capybaras are friends with everyone. And I'm not."

"OYE, A MI NO ME INSULTES, CHUPACABRA PENDEJO."

"Uh-huh. Can you fetch me the popcorn?"

Nah, don't look at me, I'm playing Silent Hill f.

Is she a werecat? That's hilarious-

NO. Bad spider!

Pauses the game. Looks at her. "Alright...?"

"Define weird." Shoving more candy into his mouth.

Eating Halloween candy while playing horror games, that's the plan for today.

Or Samhain.

(( Can't hear his brother. He's working. Banging his head a little. ))

Listening to Grandson. And so is the whole robotics department. And the hallway. Even if the door is closed.

The best birthday gift ever. Because it's true.

"Yet he comes for me for uppies."

"AWWWW I LOVE IT. HE LOOKS SO CUTE."

"She's talking about you two."

"Adopted him long time ago, kinda nasty story, but he's happy now. That's what matters." Ramiro looked up at May and briefly stuck out his tongue.