"I would ask if you're gonna invite me in, but something tells me it may be a bit cramped."

"We doing this the easy way or the hard way?" "...they always choose the hard way~"

Stare harder, nerd~

"Take this ship oft--CRACK!"

Don't take her seriously, she's just dreaming about being cool.

A Simple Adventure

She said she'd take two (w/ @tolcatte.bsky.social)

"Don't try to be sneaky. No touchy the arms~"

"Run. I want you to feel like you have a chance..."

"I hope you had fun with your static, because night time prog is going to be much, much rougher..."

"I bet by now your healers let you die to at least two raidwides, huh?"

"I hope you're not checking your tomestone between prog pulls~"

"It's so early. Why does your static have to be awake as soon as they open the gates?" "You sure you can't just tell them to wait until normal people hours?"

Ice Cream Monday~

Delayed Christmas pictures with some of the friendo's~

Burger crimes~

Mother - Daughter Memories "I can't take her anywhere." ft cameo by @nsfwlime.bsky.social

New Year, Same Posting Screenshots At 3 AM And Not Scheduling Them Instead

"You're late outside of the city awfully late, aren't you?"

"Y-yeah... I don't think this is in my size..."

Caoimhe found something nifty that she wants to show you~!

Bet you look stupid now, huh?

Happy Starlight, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and happy festivities from the staff of Scars & Sweets~!

Progression of a Dullahan~

Logged into my Balmung twin and notice the FC that I joined because the person needed signatures.... was empty. So now I am in charge of another FC... ...That's a problem for future me. Goodnight all~

Zephira: We're sisters. Twins even. Zephita: Yeah... and? Zephira: Someone's gonna get offended. Zephita: And in a few minutes we won't exist for the next few hours, so we won't have to hear it. (I got bored preparing for maint~)

"Slowest. Friday. Ever." "Drinks? Fuck you. I am going home to sleep forever... better yet. I'll just sleep here..."

The High Prosecutor and the Awesome One~

"Occupation? I dabble in asset liquidation. Real boring stuff, keeps me up all night."

She's a maneater~

ART/GPOSE TRAIN! Share 4 gposes and tag 4 ppl! Aww, thanks for the tag @akshiposes.bsky.social Next up: @seviffxiv.bsky.social @squishycatte.bsky.social @yourpuppymage.bsky.social @mina-ai.bsky.social

"I had a bad day, so you're not going anywhere until I've forgotten about it~"

"I would say 'My eyes are up here', but at this point, I want to see how long that look stays on your face."

Not all cops wait until the end of the month for their quota. "Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Hey neighbor~ I locked myself out of my house, think I can crash here until the rain passes?"

We know you're going to keep trying...

Never ask a NIKKE player about Goddess: Fall

"How does the idea of eternal life sound to you?" "What? Living forever? That sounds great!"

I've been lazy, so take two of these and call me in the morning.

"Hm? I just trying to decompress my back. You think I'm immune to back pain?" "...now get over here and help me crack it."

It's pretty alright~

One is an alcoholic, one is a skater, and one is a kleptomaniac. ...are you gonna fall for it again?

Zephi thought she was being smart sending the fox to be diplomatic...

"Yeah, sorry I couldn't make it for roulettes before maintenance... something 'came' up."

The stakes (and other things!) were raised in the sequel rematch! With @10thSpice!

So the meat in the cutscene scales up to your character's size. This rack is bigger than the Palico...

Think fast~!

Not a morning person...

"Told ya I keep this place well stocked!" w/ @tolcatte.bsky.social

The classic vs the potential upgrade~ (Your car hood is getting dented to fuck, my bad)