Saw a swan in the lake today? What could it mean 🦢

Robots falling brings me joy

Honestly, I’m still processing the fact that my optometrist said I am ready for bifocals

I think I know the answer, but your bathroom caulk and mortar is not supposed to flake and chip every time you clean it, right?

Voting sticker is a top-tier selfie opportunity, always

For what it’s worth, I’m going to vote for Mike Simmons in this #IL09 thing

I left my mustache a little longer and suddenly it’s looking very 70s in here

Do we think this recruiting email from The Executive Search & Global Leadership Team of WhatsApp | Meta for a job 2 levels above mine is a phishing email?

Reminiscing about homemade McGriddles from this weekend…

Now that we’re in-office 4days a week, I’ve been looking for a reason to try public transit to the burbs instead of just driving myself. If gas gets to like $4.50/gal that might be a good reason.

Unfortunately I received a dash of serotonin from the numbers on my bathroom scale tonight. When instead, the serotonin should come from my inner joy or something.

Yes I am watching survivor 50. First sign of spring

It IS possible! I made it to the office before 9am lol

Why does Hilary Duff’s new stuff sound like a breakup record for kidzbop?

Haha just typed out significan’t in a document

Live-skeeting my first full day physically at the office in literally forever. I have arrived at my usual time, prepared with snacks and lunch. Mood: already despondent.

Should I grow out my unibrow just to feel something?

Woohoo I paid two medical bills today

sad cow disease :(

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Burlesque gets better every time I watch it #airrights

The Day After Tomorrow still slaps

I’m gonna finish my latte then take a nap 😴

Why do I now know the name Gale Brophy. help me

Wake Up Dead Man was a meh for me

Have you ever made pistacheroos?

Have you ever made pistacheroos?

I’m trying to get I to cooking at home. One learning so far is that cabbage has a very strong smell lol

Ughhh my window caulk didn’t dry before the temperatures dropped again. Very typical DIY from me where I try to bend the rules just a tad because I procrastinated

Eked out one 305-pound deadlift! Woohoooooo

Something feels so right about a Selena Gomez song following a Demi Lovato song when I’m on shuffle

FYI, the sun lamp also makes an excellent task lighting lamp for cutting my nails

Hey is anyone else a little depressed today

Wow I really did stop myself from spiraling on something with a step back, critical thinking and a lil time to process. We do grow!

My SADs hack: naps!

Bravely commuting in -1 degree real-feel (but it’s just to get breakfast with a coworker in Evanston for a post-layoffs trauma dump)

December, eh?

Benched 225 pounds for 4 reps, is that anything?

SOS the coffee isn’t working today!

No, no I shouldn’t. I couldn’t. Unless…?

Jewel has such a good deal on eggs right now 🥚🍳

Having a cathartic morning moment getting rid of most of my medium-sized clothes, letting medium-sized me go as I enter my next decade. Also full of gratitude that the slim fit era is over

Looked kinda nice at the bar earlier this week

Omg it’s the sun!

Someone in my building is cooking something that smells ✨dELiCiOuS✨ but I’m kind of freaked out how strong the smell is…thanks drafty ass 100yr old building lol

What my sun lamp sees for 30 mins every morning (gotta let the light hit the eyeballs without the glasses in the way, right?)

Oops got interrupted trying to take a picture in the work bathroom mirror…I’ll try again soon, you all deserve an update

Just ate some soup

My phone only charges with one of my cords (doesn’t work with new ones either) and I’m scared it will stop one day…but maybe then I’ll be free?

Yes, I did finally spring for the free 3-month trial of Apple Music so I can listen to Demi’s new album. (Cancelled Spotify a few weeks ago)