Everyone wants to talk about women getting into sports because of Taylor Swift but we need to talk about how I just listened to a bunch of 50 year old men discuss listening to Madison Beer because of Justin Herbert.

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Instead of the Arlington GP in TX they should just have it in the Arlington I grew up in. It’s a 3 mile trip around the town and it has land marks like Casey’s, big hill, ball fields, corn, other big hill, creek, fair grounds. Very affordable 🤷‍♀️

My McLaren driver and team opinions have evolved so much this year for both F1 & IndyCar.

hey

once again convincing my friends to watch indycar with my incredible graphic design skills

Oh you’re a racing fan? Do you even live in the city that celebrates Andretti day???

being a girl in the sports space will forever be hilarious because men will only comment “kys” or “ur so hot drop the OF” and the girls are just all friends

instead of putting the (R) next to the rookies I think they should all have to put one of those new driver bumper stickers on their car for the season

Sting Ray Robb’s Wario

my pilot is clearly begging to go oval racing

counting hinch driving the Porsche around Suzuka as my indycar for the week

iljhotf1tvb (i love jimmy hinch on the F1TV broadcast)

redesigned defrancesco’s 500 livery hope you like it ✨💖

as a life long arod hater to my core this has been rough

we’re so back

the illustrated headshots give such tech start up with a ping pong table vibes (peep how I know)

putting my indycar fantasy line up in the universe’s hands ✨🏁

milk of choice = glitter

I would propose that if you like watching an unreasonably long sporting event for the purpose of eating snacks, they literally make 24 hour car races

the half time show (the Newgarden commercial) is almost on!!!

The only podcast ad that has ever been of value to me is Katherine Legge letting me know she has a podcast on my iHeart shows.

I just know Sting Ray Robb absolutely tears up the candle lit silent night at the christmas eve service

the ‘definitely for sure not Andretti’ Andretti Formula Racing team

if I get rich I won’t tell anyone but there will be signs

when I’m gaslight gatekeep girlbossing at work and a man tries to interject

I’ve had 2 glasses of wine so it’s time to remind the internet that I love Josef Newgarden ok bye

Happy eat a lot day 🍽

does he do houses

is this a safe space to say nothing annoys me more than when a driver has even a sniff of losing their F1 seat and everyone is immediately like:

holy shit we have another one nyt is obsessed

Newgarden to F1 would be my 13th reason I’m so serious.

does this count as an indycar marketing initiative

at the bar thinking of her

Walked past Christian Lungaard and had to double take not because it was him but I forgot he drives for McLaren now lmao

I have such a “I guess we’re doing this now” outlook on life at the moment that there is quite literally no indycar news that can phase me

yeah no for sure why not ya know

If indycar was serious about marketing they’d send Josef to bravocon this weekend since he’s part of the RH franchise now

Nasr? I barely know her

when the cool and somewhat mysterious friend that goes to a different school shows up to the function

normal people at 1am: asleep me: what if will power had a wario

I actually don’t think Dale Coyne should announce their line up I think they should put their drivers in the cars and we should have to guess

this short track goes crazy

my dad saw the oval from far away and asked if it was a hot dog lmao

sad - my favorite old neighborhood book store is closing rad - they had a bunch of motorsports books 50% off

he looks how I look when I have to feign excitement in a meeting

indycar brainrot is working with a Joseph and having to double check you didn’t spell it Josef every time

I am not a bravo girlie but I cannot wait to debrief this with the ones in my life.

On the flip side which driver do you think needs to go to therapy?

✨her✨