Jesus Christ

ohhhh ejsus

There is nothing more hilarious than knowing that Ohio State refuses to play this song because that’s the Michigan Marching Band

I am utterly obsessed with whatever's wrong with him

I got the heesung news from tiktok and thought they were being dramatic. IMAGINE MY SURPRISE

Today’s librarian: hydrated, caffeinated and snacking

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Ah

interviewer: so jk your first thought about rm? jungkook: thighs

*gestures*

*clutches Mikrokosmos tattoo*

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Where were you when you encountered the sacred text? #20yearsofMyImmortal

anyways working for home is still deeply weird to me. because like what do you mean that I'm sitting here in sweatpants with my cat snoozing next to me watching a true crime doc

this is most adorable photo I have ever seen of her and I thank you for giving it to me

I’m sorry?

god GOD. dream week is gonna put me into the grave

okay so like everyone died

me watching this drama: oh no it's only episode 17 and they're happy someone's gonna die

every day I come in and emails. just so many emails.

I haven’t watched heated rivalry, mostly because I’m lazy and still currently fixated on cdramas, but the way that it’s being shoved into pro hockey is not making me exactly itching to watch it

this drunk ass selfie I love him

the fuck is wrong with me

I hate being almost 40 what do you mean that I slept funny and now my neck hurts and I have a headache

oh okay. whore

:( they're so big :(

I honestly think it's hilarious that canadians are mad that the usa women beat canada TWICE

we are so very normal about this

Holy shit this piece is incredible, like the kind of thing that makes me jealous I didn’t write it and feel lucky that I get to read it defector.com/the-sufferin...

percy jackson and the olympians snagging ming-na wen for hera and jessica beals for demeter is insane

san. buddy.

Arguably the best story to come out of the Olympics is the one about a team usa hockey player breaking up with her girlfriend who is a team canada player just before the gold medal match (the other one is hilary knight getting engaged)

there are two things that all librarians hate: james patterson and tax season

me, a descendant of polish catholics: oh it’s Fat Tuesday? OH IT’S PACZKI DAY???

Beast mode

Look at what one of my patrons painted for me!

fine! it's FINE!

me: how can I help you? patron: I need books me, staring: really? in a library?

I give you four:

Apple's Lockdown Mode is gaining attention after it blocked U.S. federal authorities from accessing a reporter's iPhone.

finding out that jk was invited to be in usher's half time show but couldn't because of the fuckass military is my villain origin story

hilary knight my beloved captain do u and ur hot speedskater need a third

no❤️

:( my babies

me to my mom: I just want to carry a sword Guy behind me: 😒

*hisses*

I had a patron read our computer policy word for word. She wouldn't make a cricut account because, I shit you not, wanted to read the terms and conditions and discuss them with her husband. She had a piece of paper taped over the FLASH. I am so incredibly over this week

it's always fun telling new coworkers about the reason why we walk out together at night especially when my nerd ass is around

In two months, I'm supposed to be flying out to Minneapolis for a library conference and as of right now, the association is still planning on having the in-person conference but like, not to have a first world problem, when do I buy my plane ticket

whew