*bangs pot with a ladle* into the soup you go!

NDBFLDNF ALFNAL

I miss writing (lying)

lol

my shuffle mixing the end of 2.0 into cypher pt 3 was perfect actually

lord jesus I am Gay

alskjdflksfs

me: I think the website you're visiting is triggering the popup* patron: *visits the same website three different times* *that "you have a virus" scam that locks you out of the screen

idk how they did it but they've returned gayer than ever

Snoob dimple:(

this is the type of photo you take on a date.

sure fine whatever

me at 9am, upon being told the phones are down: oh I know what the issue is! me, 2 hours later, stressed: I might actually go walk into traffic becAUSE WHAT IS WRONG

standing in front of me wearing a hillsdale college sweatshirt and talking about jesus.....just another day in a public library

my boba guppy boy :((((

I WAS GONE FOR THREE DAYS. TWO OF WHICH I WAS OFF

behind every gay person is an eviler more gay person

SCREAM

....did my professor investigate the jennifer dulos case

usually yes I do but it sorta snuck up on me this year so I didn't

bruh

they got the Church of England supporting the Pope now

I do think that the most important part of this is our chat background which is

I'm sorry WHO???

converted catholics are the most insufferable and annoying people on the planet

I will say: starting my birthday off by sitting in my basement while waiting for a tornado warning to pass does not bode well for the rest of my day

what a nerd (lovingly)

okay so what I just request a book and now I get auto-approved? (I just put in a request for an Avon/Harper Voyager book and it went "you're auto-approved!")

me looking through my netgalley arcs: now where did v.e. schwab come from me, also forgetting that I gave @infrequency.bsky.social my login: oh that's right

MY BABIESSSS

my mom: your great uncle died me, a person with approximately a million extended family members: who?

*opens mouth* *bees fly out*

hey that's me!

Dust bunny update:

god I am SO close to having jk and san in the same room

this remains the best thing I have ever done

man that ala member number in my profile is doing wonders

wait when I did start getting auto-approved for random house????

hope yoongi knows I might have to peg him

"Moon's haunted"

tv: where's jimmy hoffa? me: under a house in bloomfield hills everyone knows that

I leave for 3 days: Amazon:

who wont me

Favorite shots from today’s brilliant launch! History in the making!

Getting hit on while in target in a different state was not on my bingo card

the taekook is taekooking and I have to be normal about it