So folks, is anyone heading to #beefdip in Puerto Vallerta next year? I'm heavily tempted to go but haven't convinced myself yet.

Any of you handsome gents going to Beef Dip? I can get flights sorted with points and I've always wanted to go, but perhaps not by myself (and I'd prefer to split accommodation!)

Broden's carved his pumpkins, have you? 🎃

this is such a good summation of why we have so many insufferable losers mad at people that don't sanitize themselves enough to appeal to the morality of normies because they just let themselves be spoonfed puritanism.

Could really do with a load right now.

Winnie the Pooh is a Tory. I will not be taking questions at this time.

ASMR is just stimming for neurotypical people. #asmr #itsasexthingright #likeitsgottabe

Bargaining (2019)

You need to see Marco Pierre White being weirdly intense in this utterly unhinged video from the BBC: youtu.be/5CozySQ1Roc?...

I've had a handful of baby Conservatives in my classes, and every single one has complained that other students (and occasionally lecturers) are rude or intolerant because they "won't listen" or some variation thereof. They believe they're not being heard or understood.

Pupdate: I did some yardwork and forgot deodorant today.

What's stopping you from reenacting this with big ol' green me?

The bonebreaker Orlov has found you!🦴🍺 [Alt]

Idk man.

I am not doing well. AI is rotting out my industry & DevRel is real hard to find in Aus. I'm worried it'll kill Linguistics and in either case I've not even done a PhD yet. I'm very lonely. I don't feel a sense of community or know how to make new friends. My old friends are far away.

Sorry, in part I'm being a moody bitch because I've not been fucked in several years and I just really want a big dick gently stuffed in me.

I went camping all weekend with the bears and pups! It was amazing fun, although apparently everyone *else* got lucky, something I barely noticed. So apparently I'm still stupid-at-hookup, or (relatively) ugly.

Qué bonito compartir. @nakedyogui.bsky.social @ricovega.bsky.social

I ended up in a Reddit snark post full of USians mocking how pretentious/obnoxious someone was for pretending not to understand which country someone from "America" resided in. Y'all, this is why we do it, even "the good ones" are self-obsessed enough to mock someone who points out the solipsism.

Bsky do you want to see some *very* blurry photos of me in a Fundoshi?

Hey kiddo, ready to visit Tokyo Rainbow Pride with your hot gay dad? #tokyo #pride #tokyorainbowpride

Wow y'all really like that set of pics huh? This proves that I really don't know what makes a good photo of me 😅 (I do wish more folks had made a suggestion for what I should use :P)

I never know what makes a good profile pic. Suggestions?

Nape of the neck and behind the ears for me.

These lights are a bit better.

It turns out not all daylight is good light.

No seriously though it's so *so* boring when everyone in a community is doing the same thing. If I want to watch DbD I will, I don't care if the streamer is queer. If I want to watch a queer streamer it's because they're interesting and fun.

Gay Twitch Streamers play sometime other then DbD challenge (impossible)

It's been way, WAY too long since I had another man inside me. I love feeling someone mount me, feel the stretch, hear them grunt when they flood my guts... I think it's been at least 4 years tho

build-a-care-bear

Bevvy

Half-chub kept distracting me and I thought letting it out would help. Nope, now it just reeks of cock in here and it's easy for me to play with.

Apropos of nothing, if you wish someone appointed head of a hierarchy but become fractious when those higher appoint someone else, it is obvious you care more for your agenda than the hierarchy. Thus claiming to represent the latter when advancing your agenda is disingenuous; you're in it for power

Is front/back Friday a thing?

If you ignore the blood it's a neat haircut. (Desperately needed so I can order a new passport)

I wish I had my shit together.

Stupid dog left his books at home so has to drive back after a terrible performance hanblando #español en un examen, grab them, and return for class.

It's important for all y'all #daddies, #Dom dogs and donkey dicks to know you're all eligible to stuff, stretch and spunk in this butt. Wanna be 2025's first? I whimper real good and I'm cute AF when my eyes roll back.

Apparently there *isn't* a soda bread themed drag queen called Bicardi-B and I'm disappointed in Irish Gays as a whole.

I have been in the bed for an hour and my sleeping husband will not shut the fuck up. When he's not snoring he's swallowing and huffing. He sits up. He flips over. He blows weird slow raspberries. He was whimpering so I woke him: no he's not having nightmares why did I wake him. JFC dude CHILL.

Strumpets Wanted; Enquiry Within.

Night!

Deeply regretful to have learned of the existence of RCTA.

リングマラ野球部編⚾️

This was one of the things that made him horny first, in fairness. Just a bit of #tummythursday for ya.

This is @lthrpupvoyage.bsky.social 's fault for distracting me during class.

A very good friend of mine finds it really hard not to center herself in everything, a trait they learned from their mother. She was *quite* upset I went back to uni because it meant I had less time to hang out (and she only lasted 6 months in her degree; I think my returning induced bad feels)

So everyone here in Brisbane has already anthropomorphized Cyclone Alfred, whom we are now referring to as Alfie.

wheel of time is back soon, I am excited, but every time I am reminded how much of robert jordans worldbuilding is "two men cant link without a woman" "women are better at HEALING and also MANIPULATION" very enjoyable fantasy, great series, arguably /because/ of the bigotry, fascinating really

Just out of curiosity.... How many of y'all know what is currently heading to Brisbane, without looking it up? (Dick for Attention)