I’m happy that @petridishes.bsky.social is writing for @theatlantic.com!

Time to bring back my favorite word game

In @newyorker.com this week.

When the New Yorker published this cartoon of mine in 2017 it was almost funny. Now it’s terrifying.

Kudos to this hilarious magnum opus of witty repartee!

Maybe he will finally learn how to speak it?

Overheard on Lafayette St: “Oh, you mean the dominatrix at the whack-a-mole?” New York is the best ♥️

I took the liberty of organizing my own festival with brands that you can find exclusively on amazon. Yes these are all actual brands! - especially if by “brand” you mean a randomly-created string of consonants or Mad Libs-style portmanteaus designed to flood the search algorithm. See you there!

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

As both a reader and an artist I was honored to do this cartoon for Folio Society in @thenewyorker.com’s anniversary issue. They do truly gorgeous editions of your favorite books. (But don’t try to read them while you are sitting on a jury.)

Since apparently we can now call something any damn name we want to, I’m declaring today Hokusai Was Really Good at Drawing Turtles Day. Cheers, all who celebrate!

How To Get Him in the Mood By Reminding Him Saint Valentine Was Beaten with Clubs and Decapitated thehardtimes.net/blog/how-to-...

This is pure gold from Emily Flake flaminghydra.com/programming-...

Just walked by woman on phone saying “just put vodka in a spray bottle and that will solve the problem” and I can’t stop thinking about what that problem may have been