LLMs are a perfect chef's kiss on top of a decade+ of late stage capitalist horror. everything *I* make is fine, it works. it's usable. i reviewed it, it's fine. *YOUR* LLM output is shit, slop, unusable, poorly reviewed.

can we skip the trial and just go straight to error?

I love when people look at the gaming industry like an aberration or black sheep. Like “phew thank god that ain’t me” bro that is your future, they’re just way ahead of the rest. That is where they’re all going

okay finally replacing the volvo. slowly accepting that i'm a middle aged, middle class dad.

You know what I think? I think you shouldn’t be able to flush a toilet unless the lid is down. That’s what I think.

drowning in enshittefied slop grenades. like a kids ballpit but instead of piss it's shit and instead of balls it's grenades full of shit.

As a bills fan I feel a moral obligation to buy a vozinha jersey

Can we just nuke crypto from orbit? apnews.com/article/trum...

🐰🐰🐰

remember lefty mice?

gave a talk on local LLMs at my engineering group's lunch and learn today. excerpt: www.loom.com/share/2d5a94...

Tfw your kid is relentlessly three years old

need a claude plugin so that it makes me laugh. like use gratuitous gen z terminology, pepper in some biting sarcasm, occasional radical perspective shifts, give me the goods man

single biggest win

Who do you look up to?

For real though why are we not using ai to collectively replace google, Facebook, Amazon etc. like enterprises are all experimenting with replacing their sass dependencies with homegrown alternatives. Why are consumers not? Let’s do it

John Henry story taking on new meaning

Runaway capitalism

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━🙃━┻ Although not as frequent as before, there are still plenty of times where a good UTF-8 Emojicon is the only thing that fits the bill

i miss emoticons. i kinda hate emoji

oof

I don’t know why the press doesn’t give jd Vance the Dan Quayle treatment, every time that clown does something he should just be dunked on over and over. Stop covering any of his presidential posturing and giving it legitimacy

Completely understand the “grumpy dad hates the dog” trope

LLMs feel more like the advent of the nuclear era than the Industrial Revolution.

Hearing your kid belly laugh and squeal with happiness in the little crappy pool you set up on the patio, priceless

When did we stop saying poser and start saying performative

so good www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lan7...

i feel like the nuke-dropping pilot speech from Dr Strangelove is oddly appropriate for LLMs too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8cd...

who remembers when people used to coyly say things like "i know something you don't know"? that used to drive me insane. absolute classic ragebait.

bruh truthiness is the root of all evil

ordered a Mac Studio M3 Ultra, 96GB RAM, 1 TB SSD, sealed. now let's see how well a local LLM does in CC

jesus, I was curious if I was paying too much for claude and it informed me Peak 5h window │ 328M tok = 68% of est. Max-20x ceiling 328M tokens in a 5h window, bananas

“solitary, prickly, obsessive, urban, nocturnal, sensory-seeking, technologically attached, contrarian, novelty-seeking, private, or just plain difficult” Uhhhhh 🙋‍♂️ i.redd.it/0852ovkfuv4h...

Happy Pride Y'all are great

modern lovers rhyming "picasso" with "ass hole" is so legit

If it’s not twitter anymore then it’s not tweeting. What is it for bsky? I think it should be called bskyping

I think I would actually rather die than have a gofundme

There was a brief time there, maybe 10 years! Where a slice of pizza or an egg sandwich from the deli didn’t feel like being robbed. it was like $2 a slice or like under $4 a sandwich for a good while

reading blogposts from when you were 20 is... disgusting. i feel like i need a shower

link to amazon from a blogpost i wrote 24 years ago still resolves and goes to the right place. so insane to me. www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...

The kids are alright youtu.be/iZZaYkOG1Zk?...

honestly my favorite thing about llms is asking them to just look at my shell history and tool activity and write my morning standup update for me

This reminds me of being babysat by my older cousin Kathleen and she was on the phone the entire time youtu.be/0u6vOET-qqo?...

The phrase ”can’t be arsed” lives in my head rent free

Gotta tell ya I hate locked bootloaders

How have I never seen this? youtu.be/AKjmDPGJI-4?...

old and busted: being in your thirties and forties (and fifties) and seeing your old favorite bands in their forties, fifties, and sixties (and seventies). new hotness: being in your 30s/40s/50s and supporting new bands. like www.waterfromyoureyes.com and beenstellar.com and chatpile.net/home etc

Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you’ve seen live! The Beach Boys At the Drive In Black Flag They Might Be Giants Wolf Alice Lankum Piebald Fleet Foxes Converge the Walkmen

absolutely slaps www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Usc...