I've been keeping the same nitro sub running since January 2017 and if this doesn't get scrapped I'm cancelling.

this is what I've been saying

how I sleep at night knowing my political conclusions are the result of my own observations of the world and not specifically planned by Jeffrey Epstein

my god

at this point, miis have existed for two decades

barbenheimer but it's meliron lung

her husband's a pedo too so it makes sense

can someone in Trump's inner sanctum please explain to him that fucking kids is a very serious violation of the law

incoming truth social post: "I've seen the video, all 8 ICE agents are lucky to be alive, they heroically fired on the terrorist before he could slam every single one of them into the ground at once like the Hulk"

I think they're intentionally trying to go down in history as more notorious than the Nazis, that's the only explanation that makes sense when they say shit like this

guys i figured out how to stop greg bovino

If you’re going on ICE watch, please please please do not carry a gun. They have more guns. You will not win and they are looking for a reason. Just follow and observe and alert

🚨BREAKING: DEMS DRAW RED LINE IN DHS APPROPS: NO FUNDING INCREASE FOR ICE. POLICY RIDERS GROWING. STORY COMING IN MIGRANT INSIDER

"Mr President, Eggman has successfully acquired the Chaos Emeralds and has started a countdown to destroy the Earth directly after blowing up the Moon as a warning shot, what are you going to do?" "I will only also give him the Master Emerald if he makes sure he doesn't miss."

it's crazy how this country became Israel one week into 2026 but without the free healthcare

I'm genuinely at the point where I might not vote or go third party in 2028. they're functionally just as bad as Republicans. what the fuck do you mean funding increases

yeah I don't know how society can function when government officials can openly lie about something like this without a mechanism to press criminal charges

it is 2026. the federal government is sieging your city with unchecked armed terrorists. the Republican position on this is "stay home and let them do their job"

I had better see a record number of reposts on this.

"that woman" was 100000x the human you are you soulless hick shitbag

this is just the right wing position. you deserve to be murdered by the state if you have fucking pronouns in your bio. this was always the reality they were fighting to create, they have always wanted to be allowed to kill you if you don't fall in line. there is no "dialogue" to be had here.

we don't let some dipshit YouTuber go into a daycare to film random people's kids and that's enough to derail a governor campaign but these subhuman ICE fucks can just kill us in the streets with no controversy

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts? Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from. Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

why the fuck is this pedophile freak allowed to just start wars whenever he wants? what the fuck is Congress doing?

the Wii is as old to us now as the NES was when the Wii came out

had a thought and I want someone who actually understands the law to answer: if the files get released but are redacted, if a DOJ or FBI employee leaked that content, would they be fine because they're just following the law?

so like. was Geoff Keighley implying he fucked Ms Piggy

"I love Kingdom Hearts so much I hope Disney does more stuff with Sora" a finger on the monkey's paw curls

instructions understood sir!

i backed this game because at the time rhythm heaven groove wasn't announced yet i wish there was a way to express how unreasonably much i want you to buy this game other than "i 100%'d rhythm heaven DS twice and could tell from the first stage this has The Sauce"

A fascist president was able to bend the knee to Mamdani faster than the leadership of the supposed opposition party to said fascist president

my therapist: the Freddy Fazbear Popeyes meal isn't real it can't hurt you The Freddy Fazbear Popeyes meal:

YMCA being one of Trump's favorite songs suddenly makes a whole lot more sense

playing Kirby air riders: the only separation between me and another city trial is one press of the + button nah this games about to ruin my life

@pghgraffiti.bsky.social covered text reads "Back in the closet, [F-Slur]"

making a right-winger's brain explode by asking how Zohran is a jihadist while also supporting trans rights

A Sanctuary Mystery! 🐑

Sheeptember Flocktober Woolvember <- (ewe are here) Fleecember

society, do me this last solid, collapse slowly enough so i can play kirby air riders

it's 2016, you show your buddy this video of Will Smith eating spaghetti saying it's apparently done by this cool new thing called AI, a man with fucked up hair comes out of a time travel portal and screams "ON 9/11 2025 ALBANIA WILL APPOINT AI AS A GOVERNMENT MINISTER AND IT WILL GET PREGNANT"

COVID was the death of the social contract & Trump's re-election is the funeral bell

they can find plenty of ways to pay the military & ICE during the shutdown, but not SNAP, of course not

the sheep shall inherit the earth