Ate raw mushroom. Bad :(

Everyone look it's my hubby ducky. Look. Lookat hhiimm.

Got some help making a little crossdressing ducky in MS paint lol.

hand is in recovery

To clarify this is what I imagined

just busted a fat nut IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF I WASN'T ON SSRIS

I FUCKING LOVE SPICY FOOD!!!!!

Dinosaur 🦖🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕

I think I'll go back to carrier pigeon, thanks

dandruff fucking pisses me off man!!!! like ok i wash you gently and rinse thoroughly and you CRASH OUT. i was you with my nice shampoo for you and you CRASH OUT. i was you THOROUGHLY and INTENSE and I RINSE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW and you CRASH. OIT. GET OFF OF ME!!!! SCRATCHING IT TIL I BLEEDWTF

BREAKING NEWS! cat may love me

I need a lava lamp so bad dude.

Christopher

@randnoxious.bsky.social Christopher

horse

i feel like ame-chan on her little hidden alt posting and consistently having no interaction here but like im happy it's my little diary and talking into the void knowing someone might see it helps me formulate my feelings into proper thoughts. im full of whimsy and joy

ooouuughhh i love posting

like i love my friends so much and i want them to prosper but also i rarely feel sad when they're sad. sometimes i am mad at the injustice they were faced with or i feel a logical reason type of feeling like "friend is sad. that's bad. let's fix this" i feel likeasociopath or psychopath or something

ME AS. FUCK

so my new medicine making me fucking tired . Good news: I fall asleep at night in 5min compared to my usual 1hr. Bad news: I Can't Do Fucking ANYTHING without falling asleep the second i sit down

having medicines is annoying because like 'oh i slept for 12hour and then also fell asleep in class' but now we can't just write it off as an anomaly. we have to do research to figure out which of the 90000 pills keeping me sane is doing it. and then make changes leading to a lapse in said sanity

i like when my friend plays the sample of this one song and it goes Weow woew weoe Weow weoe woew and it makes me so happy and I turn into the stereotypical autistic man but I don't have to worry about it because my friends are real. i love my frieds

i uhhhh uhhh forgot

My dinner is cheerios with hot cocoa mix in it. I feel very free.

i love meowmeows

devil on my shoulder telling me to scream about everything i hate in the world vs angel on my shoulder telling me to listen to my desire for everyone to be happy

Sorry for accidentally zoning out on your account and liking 50 of your posts I'll go make bracelets now

going through my old twitter finding bangers

ominous

slightly old doodle of myself. still pretty accurate my hairs just unnotably longer

manga is manly appetites. it was pretty good. funny. and there's a handsome fat guy. bit of a stereotype, though, but that's how feeder content is i guess

the bins were lighter than usual today. also i went to the doctor. im alright but getting tested for anemia

Why bluesky give me politics? pisses me off. fuck off. i scroll past or hit not interested on every post. ahut the fuck up. i dint care!! i have every political word i can think of blacklisted oh my hod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Randall

Ducking dry ass weather making my nose bleed... annoying

hey guys. cozy. my blanket and my heater and my human dog bed type thing

I am AverageDude0 and I love Soap. I love Soap and I love to clean everything. I love to put water on things and then to put soap and then to rub it vigorously covering all areas. And then do that again just in case. Three or so times. Then we rinse. Then to be extra sure we have it clean we can app

I still don't understand how asexuality works

im free!!!

Today was fun. I hung out with friends! :D

My favourite colour is green

Ok I am coming out as transgender (scared)

Being horny and asexual is crazy coz its like "siiigh why won't anyone let me do (insert vile act) to them" and then friend goes "me! me!" but then i throw up in my mouth a little

Have been showing everyone my fish stickers since they arrived yesterday. Have not used any. I am saving them. For what? I don't know. But they are precious...

My stickers have arrived! Such joy!

I'll have played a game for years and still take ten minutes to find the storage button

I need like a 20 minute timer to tell me when to stop looking at moving images because I get really quickly motion sick apparently

I'm making cute things! Some clover keychains in the works. I love clovers. 🍀

why is it so fucking HOT in here man what IS this