The Fifth Element is a total blast of a flick.

A very Merry Boxing Day to all my fellow 'Radical Left Wing' scum. #OrangeShitler

Oh fuck. The kids have found the Wii Sing disc.

Some traditions don't die. #CoconutIsShit. #Christmas

Wet myself laughing every time. 'Get te fuck yer junkie' youtube.com/shorts/OKhia...

Had to, just HAD to turn @bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social off this morning for insisting on asking the dumbass #UK public their dumbass opinions. #FFS 'Stilton is for #Christmas' squarks some halfwit.

Fox hunting is a revolting sport. It's only survived in any form because it's done by ghastly, entitled, influential and aristocratic people who feel it's the God given right to charge about the place in silly costumes tearing animals apart for no good reason.

Pet shop. Herself: 'Cats in Cat Cafe all chased one of these'. Me: 'Oh yeah?' Herself: 'Shall I get one?' Me: 'We don't have a cat'. Herself: 'So?'

Sleaford Mods just dropped a new single a few hours ago. It's already one of my favorites. youtu.be/N1aeyshn5Z0?...

One of my Top 10 flicks of all time. Harrowing, enlightening, disturbing, affirming, yep controversial, edifying. Then a bunch of halfwits with more money than sense or taste, sitting around a table somewhere in Hollywood thought - 'y'know what we need to cement this legacy? A fucking musical!'

Happy, honorony 'Strangle a Cockney accent to best effect' #100th birthday to #DickVanDyke

Torn a new one. #ReformPartyBigots

Accordimg to my #Cadburys #DairyMilk Advent Calendar tomorrow is 22nd December. #facts #Dont@Me

Oh Christ. I just agreed with the loathsome #ClareFox on @bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social #PoliticsLive re: #WorkersRightBill. @teamlabouruk.bsky.social are disappointingly, tragically, shit at doing politics. @alistrathern.bsky.social

Happy 'Let's hope something nasty happens to #SebastianGorka' Day - to all who celebrate. @bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social

I've boycotted the #EurovisionSongContest for the best part of 40 years, on the basis that it's utterly shit.

I hope #Infantino is taking a cold, caustic shower right now. Grisly, puke-laden. @fifaclubworldcup.bsky.social

IT'S NOT 'SOCCER' YOU BLITHERING BAFFOONS. @fifaworldcup26.bsky.social

WHAT? #OrangeShitler talks truth at @fifaworldcup26.bsky.social draw. It's F-O-O-T-B-A-L-L #FFS

#JonathanPearce rocking his inner #GrahamNorton at the @fifaworldcup26.bsky.social

#RobertoCarlos has been on the buns. #Brazil. @fifaworldcup26.bsky.social

Awarded that Orange twat #Trump a fucking peace prize. #FFS #InfantinoIsAnAsslickingWanker. @fifaworldcup26.bsky.social #Infantino

So listen up my septic mates. Right now, you can watch the draw for an international team-based sporting tournament where the nation that wins is ACTUALLY THE WORLD CHAMPION #FFS @fifaworldcup26.bsky.social #FOOTBALL

It's taken the glorious Mrs @thatblighterian.bsky.social 35 years, but today she accepted the horrible truth. I have nothing valuable to offer on the subject of scented candles.

Hideous bastard this. #ToryLiars

#MarkHarper #Tory = #UtterWanker @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social

@teamlabouruk.bsky.social puts some extra cash in the hands of the most vulnerable and the @bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social has a fucking fit.

Due to Crafty's expense claims for tissues and socks?

🚨WOW! The Petition calling for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy has now rocketed past 75,000 signatures! 🙏 LET’S KEEP GOING! If a petition is what it’s going to take let’s get this done! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

In an exclusive clip taken from tonight’s special programme, Hooky reflects on honouring the Joy Division sound, and why seeing audiences connect deeply with the music still moves him. Watch ‘Greatest Basslines’ tonight at 9pm on Sky Arts, available via Sky, Freeview channel 36 or Now TV.

Thoughts and payers to iddy biddy, angry man baby and top fash icon #TommyRobinson this #BlackFriday. Hoping his campaign for #NastyRacistWhiteCuntTuesday is a rip roaring success.

The attacks on Labour from BBC News are now so relentless, day after day, minute after minute, putting headline negativity on absolutely anything they say, or do. Are they now the official opposition?

#Starmer looking for all the world like he wants to punch #ChrisMason @bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social glasses straight into his wanky face.

Americans having proven themselves to be total mugs when it comes to round orange things that are disgusting frankly. #OrangeShitler

🎶"It's safe in the city to love in a doorway Wrangle some screams from the dawn And isn't it me, putting pain in a stranger? Like a portrait in flesh, trails on a leash Will you seeeeeeeeeeeeee..." 🎶

This...

Imagine dear old #PruLeith having to push this out of her chuff? #DannyKrugar #ReformUK

#Tory Treasury Shadow #GarathDavis giving a pretty effective post-budget party political broadcast on behalf off every other party other than the #Tories. #ShitTheBed

One of the great mistakes @bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social and others news orgs make is asking the British public what they/we think (post 2026 budget for example). Really stupid people.

Good God. Ever wondered what lives in #TheOrangeShitler's colon?

#Peterborough! Who'd have thunk it? #AntonyGormley

Morning everyone. You're welcome. youtube.com/watch?v=Cl34...

When 19 wickets fall on Day 1 of a Test Match - it's a shit pitch! #AusEng #Ashes

WHO, I mean who could possibly have imagined that the fraud that is #BorisJohnson would have led a chaotic, disfunctional and self-serving, science-ignoring response to #Covid19? WHO? @bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social

#KathyBarnette (sp,). Fuck me, I've found my new, best, tip-top, favourite #US #MAGA #Republican #OrangeShitlerDrunk, whacked-out, weapons-grade, swivel-eyed, disembling crank - thanks to @bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social.

Fox News tried coming after Denmark's social safety net. This Danish politician's legendary fact check is great! #cdnpoli

C'mon you sweaties!!!!! #SCODEN #worldCupQualifiers

Top TOP marks on #ABC woman on asking about #OrangeShitler conflict of interest, and #Saudi #Khoshoggi murder. #TwoCuntsInAPod

This...

Cold next week. Kids are all safe.