fuck that. riot.

that fumble deserved to be punished, and viktor deserved to be rewarded.

Ben White hates Chelsea Football Club tell your friends

gotta respect the audacity of liam rosenior instructing one of the most error prone keepers in the league to play it out from the back

god i love being set piece fc

imagine your a spurs player. you equalize against one of the best teams in the league, look up, and realize you’re playing to a half empty stadium because your fans dipped at 2-0. sad. but also you knew what you signed up for.

the extent to which spurs fans get off on hating their own team is really a thing to behold

the magic of the cup

gabby pls

nothing like watching a team playing in red while the advertising board behind them is talking about preventing period leaks

oliver glasner negotiating january signings

san francisco weather in the winter is utterly deranged and i love it so much

my wife currently has what can only be described as the horny zoomies

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

Spurs play today

Spurs play today

Spurs play today.

the idea that you can bet on shit like this in the first place is so fuckin bleak man

Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state

i mean, yes. it sounds so trite on the surface to say “i would prefer it if things were good”, that it invites cynicism. but the tragedy is that these things that are good *are* possible—and our collective cynicism is what keeps us from realizing them.

what do you mean the recipient of the fifa peace prize is staging a coup

adli tries to win a penalty by head butting gabriel’s elbow

Everything feels worse at spurs because of how good Arsenal are. They are good.

what the actual fuck kavanaugh

peter drury just called us chelsea. that fucking prick.

help me understand the continued decision of our midfield to move the ball to martinelli instead madueke

noni is PILLAGING

I’m sorry this rules

candidly i think we are better served in both the immediate and long term by prioritizing development over wins in the domestic cups

genuinely, unironically love people crashing out about our set piece goals. bitch we’ve BEEN set piece FC. yall only got your pantaloons in your pooper about it once we dialed in the other things needed to win titles. not my fault you’re new here, come back when you know ball.

check your rag bro. terrible typesetting.

really need granit to cement his arsenal legend status against city this week

not throwing your clothes off now, are you unai?

gabby jesus’s english is still adorably shit lmao

fucking elated with that, but pierro cannot be allowed near the cb position again

that’s stupid

Jesus belongs to David Raya

Game. Blouses.

Pier—OHFUCJSHIT

it’s so absurdly apparent that gabi is our most crucial player. we need to give him metal legs.

suddenly villa want to get on with the game…what happened?

we are so fucking back

bring on Own Goal at halftime

fuck it, noni on the flank. saka rb on the underlap. nothing matters anymore.

this absolutely fuckin whips

god i love being wrong and stupid

i can feel 2-1 brighton in my bones :/

i’m not saying lenny yoro is goofy’s illegitimate son. i’m just saying he looks and plays like it.