when it's absolutely critical no one be able to tell you use chatgpt to write your emails

when it's absolutely critical no one be able to tell you use chatgpt to write your emails

well shit, now i feel like we underperformed 😂

why do i feel like @4jinxremoving.bsky.social is celebrating this win harder than all of us 😂

holy shit lmao

they need declan covering his ears to complete the ritual

Gyokeres is one awkward goal away from the funniest hat trick in Champions League history.

HE SCORES WITH HIS DICK HE SCORES WITH HIS DIIIIIIIICK VIKTOR GYOKERES HE SCORES WITH HIS DICK

apparently i am “hurt my wrist clapping” years old

not everyone is blessed with a baseline level of foresight

we should sign bukayo saka

genuinely relieved to see traore coming on

fuckin kevin

lee dixon. shut the fuck up.

fuck it, knee ball

peacocks audio needs to be flagged as promoting self harm

this game is going to make me have a second beer before 11am

this sequence of words has reduced my brain to rubble

until fifa acknowledge that they have made a grave error in not awarding jurien timber the ballon d’or, i will refuse to attend the ceremony.

the idea of antifa paying protesters is so funny. if i wanted to get paid to destroy the government i’d run for congress

somehow this image was already saved in my phone

psa: if some rando hits you up asking if you’re going to a protest NO YOU FUCKING ARENT

This isn’t just “Charlie Brown had hoes” levels of wrong it’s “Charlie Brown never had a dog” levels of wrong

when my wife starts doing private cam shows

peter drury wants a goal so bad so he can cum

One first step people should do to respond to this is start using the “report a speed trap” function in Apple Maps to report where ICE is operating. Make Apple party to the attempt to protect people.

LOOK WHAT YOU CAN DO AS A FOOTBALL CLUB. YOU CAN DO THIS. NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.

wishing alejandro garnacho a very get syphilis in your eyes you wretched bitch

i bet we could buy nkunku for about forty bucks

i realize that liverpool losing is ideal in terms of points, but chelsea make it nearly impossible to root for them. i mean just look enzo fernandez.

i would like a third

HIT’M AGAIN

firebomb the pgmol

how is that not a fucking penalty

give jurien timber the ballon d’or

what in the looney tunes tornado did i just watch and how did we not score from it

for the love of fucking god, lift with your knees

The sexual tension between Shaq and The General is incredible

the wife is trying to flirt again

bukayo with a laser right into the keepers weenie. insult to injury.

Here are three more factual statements: 1. 25,000 of Mike Johnson's constituents are about to lose health care 2. 27,000 more are about to have their premiums skyrocket. 3. A 60 year old couple in his district would pay $19,000 more a year.

wolves what are you doing

Here's a map showing Portland area Marriott hotel properties where Feds could be staying.

he is trying to normalize domestic military occupancy so he can leverage troops to interfere with elections

earnestly, this is my favorite time of the year: when bluesky feeds can’t figure out if FC stands for “football club” or “furry convention” 😂

this is just a valid sentiment. could belong to anyone.

bernardo silva is the whiniest little bitch with the shiddiest diaper

ketamine: the post

It's nice to find out that Charlie Kirk had the strongest neck ever. Before I found out that he had a Superman neck I thought he was a horrible, nazi opportunist who brought no good to the world but NOW I know he had a special brilliant neck with amazing skin and bones! What a guy!