good morning (its 4pm)

1.) Find a better job (i.e. not customer service) or go back to school 2.) Volunteer for the crisis hotline again 3.) Personal projects

I stand by this statement

“Um, actually. This is newstyle fartcore, not late 00s poopstep. It’s obvious you don’t know what real pissstyle or industrial fartcore even is.” That’s you talking about music Redditors. That’s what you sound like.

Wow Saw my first AI CSAM image on Bluesky. Blocked and reported, of course. Y’all need to fucking cut it out with the AI porn. I’m looking at you, fellow bears.

I was 15 when San Andreas came out. I find it interesting hearing how the game is seen by people younger than me. I can definitely understand the spookiness of GTA: SA. It didn’t quite feel that way at the time, but looking back… it did have a unique feeling.

Totally missed Orctober this year. Been busy and listless. But... here's a late Orctober piece for y'all. Enjoy.

The AI bubble may be about to bust. Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock. We all need to say this very clearly: NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH! Expropriate their asses instead. They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet. They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3

This is some of the most fucked up shit I’d ever seen, heard, read, or witnessed. A platform that has caused multiple accounts of psychosis… “helping” vets? I did four years. Poorly, but I did it. I saw what happened to people in and out. *Edited for grammar* www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/op...

Last 5 games I played: - Baldur’s Gate 3 (still playing) - Avowed - Trepang2 - Vampyr - Road 96

I would unironically and gleefully eat this.

rip 😔

Daddy can’t even face the day without his fish oil pills.

if Zohran’s victory has inspired you, if you’ve seen the power of what a mass movement can do, if you are ready to fight for a better world, it’s time: join DSA today, and let’s make one thousand Zohrans happen across the country act.dsausa.org/s/2784.PebCRO

I wanted to say something witty or profound… Instead, I said: The bulldog man on Mug root beer cans is a hard 8. I’d fuck him.

“Hey sweetie, how’s the charging going?”

I hate when the power goes out in my neck of the woods. It takes forever for it to come back on b/c the power company doesn’t plan. I’m left without running water FOR DAYS. It happens too frequently. The food in my fridge rots and fucks me out of the money I spent on it. Fuck my electric company.

Backed by the Heritage Foundation and Big Tech, KOSA will force everyone to upload their ID to access the internet. In an age when Palantir has direct ties to ICE, where technofascists are in power and want to eliminate and censor everything, we CANNOT allow KOSA to pass. It NEEDS mass pushback.

The power’s out… again. Fuck you, energy company. 15 outages since 2023.

Definitely been said online before, but… I think RFK Jr. Is going to become a mind flayer… it’s gonna be soon.

if you come across this post, post your ‘sona NOT smiling Amund has what the youths call ‘resting bitch face.’ I look terminally tired. 👍🏼

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Iwt was aww a big ow’ corpo misundewstanding, guys. Oopsie-daisy! Our third-party vendors made miwtake, UwU. 🥺👉🏼👈🏼

Imagine the Illusive Man from Mass Effect saying this

Hmmm… I’d give myself a 6. Not quite intimidating, but definitely look chronically suspicious, a likely ne’er-do-well.

I just think photo mode is neat.

Nothing like waking up to a cryptic “exit” survey from your employer to start your day.

Started playing BG3 and now I’m thinking about handsome, hirsute dwarven dudes.

Me looking at The Internet™️.

What is even happening right now? I mean, like, in general and in the zeitgeist? Am I missing something? Does anything make sense? To anyone? And I’m expected to wake up at 5:30am tomorrow and just pretend that everything is copacetic? That this world, our shared reality, is all hunky-dory?

It’s been hard to feel “creative” lately. Honestly? It’s been hard to feel everything and anything lately. Well… um… that feeling of , like… I drew shit at work? Is that good enough?

Well… it worked. 2% milk and a tablespoon of lemon juice (+ a teaspoon of cornstarch/all-purpose flour) that was left out on the countertop for 10 minutes did in fact work as a sour cream substitute for a Swedish meatball sauce/gravy I made in my instant pot. The only downside, no peas. 👎🏼

Meals that kill. Fires and shooting. Fake AI conspiracy beds made to scam idiots into thinking their limbs will grow back. Tylenol “causing” autism. And yet not a mention of drones flying by the Sudum flotilla. Grandstanding in regards to troops in cities. Is this real? Or a bad acid trip?

If you seee this meme… Fantastic series. I love all three games.

Weird thought: Improvised breakcore circa 2012 using Peter And The Wolf.

Fat? Hairy? Balding? Burly? Stocky? Stout? Husky? Gold chain(s)? Yeah. I’m into him.

The most haunting part of the job I’m currently being paid to do is this: I heard a man, in a psychotic anger and despair, scream ‘help me’ from behind a strip mall. I stood in a parking lot of cars I rent to adult babies and listen to a man scream for help. He walks around wrapped in a comforter.

Kirk is not a hero. He was never a hero. He was a nasty, bitchy, little twit who played with dangerous rhetoric and got burned He had his free speech… and there were consequences. They that came from someone much further right than him. I won’t shed a single tear for Kirk. He reaped what he sowed

Altruism saves many lives, therefore individualism saves none. Thanks depression. At least I got a pithy, pissy philosophical argument out of it. 👍🏼

Paragon. Graphite. ICE. I know you folks will look it up. 👍🏼

Don't be pessimistic about your art, it took a lot of courage and life experience to draw that big hairy gay man.

“Man, I wish I could retire.” *Suddenly gets turned into a balding, bulging, obsequious, obese, boomer who gets fucked five ways to Sunday by other older men.*

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Fuck this idea that we can’t explain things because “god” or “aliens” or “divine” this and that. Fuck that. Why can’t we attribute shit to humans? Why can’t we study shit and figure it out? Why is it always god, gods, goddesses, pantheons? Why can’t it be humans? Why can’t we study things?

Orc Enslaver with anxiety: "Hey human prisoner!.... Are you mad at me? You'll tell me if you're mad at me right?"

Hi authors! Please remember to file a claim!

Best thing I’ve read all day was: “Marx would have loved Labubu, tbf.”

It’s almost like it was a big publicity stunt meant to manufacture & amplify fake outrage from the loudest idiots before using it to get people to pay attention to their company that no one cared about in years. It’s like it was socially engineered faux-drama used to sell us shit… again.