One of the few things about my job is the chance to make all sorts of very strange and odd cartoon doodles. Starting off, here’s Mullet-Man. He descends from the rafters, strikes a hardcore pose, and uses his psionic powers to super charge his magnificent mullet. A customer really liked this one.

PrEvIeWsssss.

Wasn’t a happy kid growing up… but I do remember positive things. I used to do hiking and orienteering with my dad. I’m lazy now, but a good walk in the woods or around your neighborhood with someone you care about (even if the relationship has been tumultuous) is a good thing.

Fun fact #4627: I really truly DESPISE driving. I hate it. It’s a waste of my time. It’s stressful. I have to be in a state of hyper-vigilance until I get to my destination THEN feel the same level of hyper-vigilance until I get home. I feel like it’s a gamble. Will I live or will I die?

A “professional tone” and constant repetition used against a Karen… they’re only wEaKnEsS.

Bagel. Cream cheese. Lao Gan Ma. I’ve been eating it regularly since 2020 isolation. It’s one of my go-to comfort “meals” alongside chili mac and pierogi (or pelmeni, if the mood strikes me).

Been busy with work, looking for new opportunities, and more mundane BS… haven’t felt particularly inspired lately. However, I have thought about taking more of my doodles into CSP and seeing what I can do with them.

let's fetishize older men together

Do YOU live within 100 miles of an international border or the coast (land je 2/3rds of US citizen do)? If yes, then read up on this: www.aclu.org/know-your-ri...

A job opening? Looking for people like me (vet)? Working for the public AND NOT for entitled adult babies? With stable hours? Good benefits? An employer who values work/life balance and the experience of diverse communities? With union representation? Upward mobility? *cumming in my pants*

This dude is intense and correct

Once again, I got a haircut

This last year had been… rough. I’d worked food service, retail, customer service… but renting cars… oh boy. I have felt at least 6 years of my ‘vital essence’ be sucked from me because of “customers” who are.: - Willfully illiterate - Entitled to a car - Have no foresight - Can’t plan - Stupid

On a MUCH lighter note: Finished Outer Worlds 2. Improvement over the first game (which was awesome imo, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise). Solid game. Def go play it. Plus… I’d fuck/be fucked by Tristan. Big guy? Big hammer? Big ego? Thick eyebrows????? Yeah. Fuckable.

News “Article”: [insert AI platform here] experiences so much ‘anxiety’ that its corporate overlords benevolently teach it *ahem* MINDFULNESS. Me:

How I'm walking out of 2025

My 4 games of 2025: I actually kind of liked the story of Avowed, tbh. Vampyr was fun, but needed improvement. Indika was wild. Oblivion is… it’s Oblivion.

If you truly love me, you’ll never rent a car the day after Christmas.

Home brewed character idea: Burly Orc bruiser who has a secret ability to “combat vogue” while in a rage.

Please, someone, I beg you… Tell me I’m not the only person who wakes up thinking of ‘Convoy’ at least once a week. Please…

Interesting

*feverishly slams fist on button.*

I am not immune to Santa TF.

Too much for it being so early in the day.

My top songs of 2025: How it started: me delivering newspapers late at night youtu.be/UiAoCBhbFKU?... How it ended: a brutal summer of renting expensive cars to spoiled babies youtu.be/VVNAb66zODo?... “If you really wanna stop me, you’re gonna have to come and kill me” is in my bio for a reason.

I saw someone say this and I want to make it clear too: please, if you commissioned me and you still use Twitter, don’t post my art there. Please

In honor of our impending annual cosmic humbling (New Year’s Eve), I just wanna say… My favorite post of 2025 was in response to a labubu (or whatever the fuck a knockoff is called) being place on Karl Marx’s grave…

I’d don’t care what any y’all bitches say… Pizza that’s been put in the fridge, left there overnight, and pulled out for breakfast the next morning is fucking AMAZING. Even if it’s unheated, still good. And if you reheat it in the microwave, you’re a monster.

What’s happening? I mean, like, for real… seriously…

Mundane experience: I bought into a gas station breakfast chimichanga this morning… I was expecting sausage and egg. To my surprise, it was strawberry danish flavor. Fucking danish flavor! It was quite a unique experience.

Crimes such as kidnapping and assault.

So tired. So worn out. Still feeling sick. But have a shift to cover at another location that’s over an hour north of where I live.

What’s this?! 20 commission slots for 2026?? 👀 ✨ Ever wanted to see you or your OC transform into a beast, satyr or some other sexy monster? I’m now opening a waiting list so you can reserve a space £50 and pay the rest later. Message me on Discord or Telegram for details!

good morning (its 4pm)

1.) Find a better job (i.e. not customer service) or go back to school 2.) Volunteer for the crisis hotline again 3.) Personal projects

I stand by this statement

“Um, actually. This is newstyle fartcore, not late 00s poopstep. It’s obvious you don’t know what real pissstyle or industrial fartcore even is.” That’s you talking about music Redditors. That’s what you sound like.

Wow Saw my first AI CSAM image on Bluesky. Blocked and reported, of course. Y’all need to fucking cut it out with the AI porn. I’m looking at you, fellow bears.

I was 15 when San Andreas came out. I find it interesting hearing how the game is seen by people younger than me. I can definitely understand the spookiness of GTA: SA. It didn’t quite feel that way at the time, but looking back… it did have a unique feeling.

Totally missed Orctober this year. Been busy and listless. But... here's a late Orctober piece for y'all. Enjoy.

The AI bubble may be about to bust. Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock. We all need to say this very clearly: NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH! Expropriate their asses instead. They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet. They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3

This is some of the most fucked up shit I’d ever seen, heard, read, or witnessed. A platform that has caused multiple accounts of psychosis… “helping” vets? I did four years. Poorly, but I did it. I saw what happened to people in and out. *Edited for grammar* www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/op...

Last 5 games I played: - Baldur’s Gate 3 (still playing) - Avowed - Trepang2 - Vampyr - Road 96

I would unironically and gleefully eat this.

rip 😔

Daddy can’t even face the day without his fish oil pills.

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