I’m The Edging Queen, seven years running. I didn’t stumble into that title; I earned it. Perfected it. Honed it. A skill sharpened over time and put to the test more times than I can count. They don’t call me the Edging Queen for nothing

Why are you always bursting as soon as you get in your front door? #farts

HAPENIS

Would you like me to tuck you into bed with a little good night, Fart? 💨

Would you like me to tuck you into bed with a little good night, Fart? 💨

Paperwork and farts 💨

How good does @callieroks.bsky.social’s fucking arse look? 🍑😍