WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE TURN DOWN THOSE CLANGING CHIMES OF IMMINENT DOOM?? #thearchers

But who will console Amber not that George's stretch is set to be... stretched? #thearchers

Quite a change from their current "Lol, suckers!" slogan.

Stella to become 'Director of Farming?' #thearchers

Is Ruaaaridgjghghdh on the run from someone down that London? 😯 #thearchers

Or... They could try a 'job removal' for Dane... #thearchers

#DaneOut #thearchers

Hit ❤️ if you got raptured. 😂

Deer? #thearchers

Or... You could sack Dane. #thearchers

Ha. UK/US steel tariff deal on hold indefinitely. Once Trump has got what he wants, it's "up yours."

Yer man appears to have a particular set of skills. #coldwater

Oops. #coldwater

"Perhaos not a total disaster." So mostly a disaster. 😬 #thearchers

#thearchers 😯

OMFG IT'S CHARLOTTE SMITH!!!1!! #thearchers

Elim Chan again next year please and thank you. #LNOP #bbcproms

The cricket team has quit 'en masse!?' #thearchers

"We need to talk..." 😯🎉🎉🎉 #thearchers

Oh no. Herbert's getting noshed! And then Rosie cries... and then Pip etc... 🙄 #thearchers

Oh. This 6.30 comedy turns out to be the most insidious climate denier bollocks. #thearchers

Questions at #pmqs as to what compromising material the US might have re Mandelson. I would guess that cuts both ways. #politicslive

NGL, if Charlotte Smith doesn't blow the bloody doors off #thearchers it's all over.

Charlotte Smith is the biggest thing to hit #thearchers since Berwick Kaler.

Charlotte Smith. Charlotte Smith. Charlotte Smith. Charlotte Smith. Charlotte Smith. Charlotte Smith. Charlotte Smith. Charlotte Smith. Charlotte Smith. Charlotte Smith. Charlotte Smith. Charlotte Smith. Charlotte Smith. Charlotte Smith. Charlotte Smith. Charlotte Smith. Charlotte Smith. #thearchers

Charlotte Smith, Charlotte Smith riding through the glen! Charlotte Smith, Charlotte Smith with her band of men! Charlotte Smith! CHARLOTTE SMITH!! FML make it stop. #thearchers

Ooh, Charlotte Smith? *The* Charlotte Smith from that radio programme you've never heard and that tv programme you used to half watch when it was on at a decent time? That Charlotte Smith? Charlotte Smith. Charlotte Smith. #thearchers

OMG! Who is forcing Amburr to get Turkey teeth? Is it Rylan? 😯 #thearchers

Amburr is very assertive for someone who was apparently subject to bullying at school. Has she been 'reconstructed?' #thearchers

Awks. How will the BBC get him out of this one?

Stella has a secret stash? From her previous life as a professional killer? #thearchers

I see the tories are still deploying their 'hidden heckler' sat on the steps. Hoyle needs to be more savvy about this. #pmqs

Bad Enoch deftly skips onto an 'ethics advisor' landmine. #pmqs

Stab him up, Lynda! No jury will convict! #thearchers

Much simpler for Chelsea and Lynda to just get Laurence drunk in the Bull and then bop him up a dark alley/rural lane. #thearchers

Ambridge cricket needs one of those Saudi billionaires. Is it (unthanked) Akram? #thearchers

#thearchers sounds like a lot of shouty nonsense tonight.

Transfixed by Betjeman's 'Metro-Land' as a child.

Aah... penitent George. For sure Lawrence will also end up as a lovable rogue. Is there nobody in #thearchers we can just hate??

Is Robert about to peg out at the cricket? #thearchers

Drove a couple of miles to recruit a couple of randos for a charity swim? Very #thearchers

Gibbo? Alone with Tracy? With *his* reputation? 😯 #thearchers

March up; collect plaque; photo with the Chieftain; on ye go. NOT THOSE STAIRS! #wpbc25 #wpbc2025

"I can't wait to see the faces in the audience when the jazz band kicks in." The #bbcproms would be much more entertaining if the audience actually decided to go 'full Paris 1920' and booed a piece off the stage.

"Sorry to hear that, Kate. You can just send the rent and deposit via BACS if it makes things easier." #thearchers

Adoom really is the 'cazzo de tutti cazzi.' #thearchers

So now we see why the new and much lauded character has the whitest name going. #thearchers

"Don't slack off!" Enough with this Starmerite porpaganda! #thearchers

Uh oh. Selling wine for consumption at the fête? Someone's going to lose their alcohol licence. #thearchers

"Joining in" is the new "greater good." #thearchers