Looks like Ruaridfghhjlj is Brian's bitch now. #thrarchers

A bridge evening? How old was Annette Simmonds? 😯 #thearchers

I'm sure Ruaridj will have a fun time in HMP Clinky. #thearchers

ZOINKS!! #thearchers

Phew. Thankfully the 'heritage grains' conversation has been swiftly knocked on the head. #thearchers

Ooh. The clonker about to get clonked? #thearchers

Oh right. That's that, then. On we plod. #thearchers

Ooh. Segue... #thearchers

Hmm. A lot of confusion re the ending, but on listening again it was clearly Ursula and Rob has returned from the grave. #thearchers

The last line was "Will! What do you want?" #thearchers

Bit weird. #thearchers

So I'm guessing the Clonker won't be revealed tonight. #thearchers

F##k the BBC's beloved 'missing crypto queen.' Nobody cared in 2015 and fewer care now. #thearchers

Lol 5k for a clapped out horse trailer. #thearchers trying it on again.

Hair salon? Sauna, surely? #thearchers

How the rubber duck was that the Clangers? #thearchers

Although not as bad as January, we all know that February is still quite a tough month, so here's a plump guinea pig munching on some plump blueberries. And give me one good reason why not?

The wave is clearly death and your son is possessed by the restless spirit of Ingmar Bergman.

Not following #theapprentice, but have we finally reached the "Lord Sir Alan, you're a clapped out 80s has-been whose products were always a joke and I don't really give a shit what you think" stage?

Josh will be bopping George on the head before we know it. #thearchers

Clarrie happy to be free of #thearchers

Woohoo! Where is Esme from today?? #thearchers

Didn't this Rosie Holt thing used to be called 'Yes, Minister?' #thearchers

Ooch. The BBC gave Rosie Holt a three series contract back when she was all that on the Twitter. 😬 #thearchers

"... wider legislation to remove disgraced Peers." #pmqs

Paul's gone a bit camp again. #thearchers

No diamonds on this ring, then... #thearchers

Is it a butt plug? #thearchers

Maybe talk to Stella instead of randos. #thearchers

Deervid not liking the idea of someone else getting it on with Esme. #thearchers

Wot no Latin? #thearchers

So are we meant to understand that Joy meant to stop Mick going after George, but then got distracted by the call from Rochelle? #thearchers

Hurrah! #thearchers win again! 🙄

"You've no idea what I've been through in the last few days." Yh, bugger the artist. #thearchers

Is George about to get randomly dead? It's murrrderrr! #thearchers

So now Geaarge can have a grievance against Roof and Esmy. #thearchers

Esme now heading down towards the West Country. #thearchers

Esme starting out Welsh today. #thearchers

Lucky we didn't buy a load of fighter jets that can be turned off by the US. #wato

Gotta love #thearchers; it never fails to disappoint.

He keeps a set of pipes in a shed? #thearchers

Ooh... "Spirits are raised" in #thearchers! Nigel returning to haunt/accuse David?

So... Tonight's the night! #thearchers

Esme. Go back to web design. Do it for #thearchers listeners, please!

#thearchers #NaBoghadairean

It's Will and Ed 2.0; I guess these things happen when your gene pool is a puddle. #thearchers

This is Elvis 1977 stuff: rambling, incoherent, nearing the end. #Davos

Feels like we're spiralling into the endgame.