I slappa the u

i love being paid

Gatsby Eating Treats like a Slob Best Of Compilation 2025-2026 #chcat #cerebellarhypoplasia #wobblycat #cats #catsky #catsofbluesky

plant that lays eggs

it's kinda pricey but i found a place that makes kimchi fried rice (MY FAVORITE) and it's so good i can't imagine a life without it

Can't stop thinking about @lua-luminary.bsky.social 's Gauss. 🫣 #warframe #art

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! 🏳️‍🌈💗💙🤍

update: my landlord thinks someone is sabotaging the building

in typical landlord fashion, she would rather have maintenance come every 2-3 months to fix our washers/dryers rather than buying new ones made after the 1980s 🤷‍♀️

how is the grocery store... completely out of produce... I NEED MY NANNERS

the only photo that matters 👇 #cats #catsky #catsofbluesky

i got a system notification from my phone telling me there's moisture in the usb port, now imagine if that warning blared every time a robot got horny, haha wouldm't that be so humiliating

the testosterone hit but my body doesn't feel an ounce of horny, however i do want to chase men around with a big net and put them in my labyrinth

if you got vored you wouldn't have to make phone calls or answer enail... doesn't that sound nice? 🙂

*cracks an unfertilized angel egg unto the skillet*

i highly doubt people alao ask this

commiting to writing anything is a whole lot to ask from my brain that burnt out for the past five fucking years, like why should i trust you

i have an itch in my brain that says make ocs to put in the coheed & cambria/amory wars universe, how hard could witing a space opera possibly be

i hate seeing that sprunki game because every time it reminds me a reddit thread where someone was in a moral panic over ppl wanting to fuck them and i despise having to think about it

Just in case you were wondering, someone made a mod for Monster Hunter Stories 3 that gives the thereabees giant honey tits. You know, as you do. www.nexusmods.com/monsterhunte...

thick thighs pussy salad

leon kennedy covered in spores

there's gonna be some kind of music featival here this weekend plus the protest tmrw... idk how that's gonna work out but work is gonna be insane

me: hey man can you pass me my lotion. the isekai'd 12th century knight who is now my roommate: you mean the potion of stroking? me: don't call it that

⚠️!!Gore!!⚠️ ⚠️!!고어!!⚠️ 네크로스 프라임... 얼마 꾸며주지도 않았는데 그리기가 많이 어려움... #warframefanart #tennocreate #warframe

abstract follie #art #tennocreate #warframe

You ain't ever seen anything like it!!! #cats #catsky #catsofbluesky

Cereze🪲🌸 Playing around with ideas for this alien bug I bought from the lovely @shemeiart.bsky.social ^^ [ #bug #bugart #alien #alienart #monster #mantis #doodles ]

the one person in re8 (SET IN ROMANIA) with an accent is fucking australian are u KIDDING MEE

Ol' Sketch~ [An Ancient Adversary...]

blewjob (past tense)

Fucked up at work today <3 #myart #art #preysocs #ocsky

seeing my charger hanging out of my bag takes me back to high school when they called in the bomb squad because they saw a wire sticking out of an unattended backpack and it turned out to be headphones. we got out of our first class but they made us all stand outside in the parking lot

RE8 is so delightfully whimsical especially after all the pants shitting i did throughout re7. i love to see the LARGE MAN whenever i go to the safe room!!!

spotted at the pharmacy

i finished re7 and i'm reeling from how good it is UAUGGHHHHhhh

bellyposting #cats #catsky #catsofbluesky

SGSJDDHHS WHO????

someone misgenferwd my cat i WILL not stand for this

writing fanfic was fun and i was good at it but i kinda wish i was putting creative energy towards something i still felt attached to or at the very least felt a little fond of, before i burnt out on writing for years or maybe forever

i can't tell if i'm old or if i just don't like fanfiction anymore

MY CAT IS THE SOFTEST EVER

i know this aounds ike the oppoute of a problem but i have a truly overwhelming amount of cheese in my fridge

leon kennedy is a lot of things but he is NOT an omega

Dr. Giddyup

trying to find a different vet to get a second opinion about gatsby's GI issues and i'm looking at reviews for the urgent care he went to last year and surprise, everyone who leaves a 1 star review is being gaslit by the owner 💀

BEAUTIFUL!!!!!;!!! this is actually so pretty,

bored at work was about to look up re9 fanart but thats probably a bad idea huh

leon kennedy

kbbq sauce permanently stained my crappy plastic plates LMAO