Looking at the @evolvingwild.evolving-hockey.com long term contract projection for Zach Benson

We cannot have a new Pope who thought Bedard was the next Crosby 😔

The primary goal of the rest of the Sabres season should be to juice up Zach Benson’s RAPM and sG charts for summer posting purposes.

We made the western world

Last week the Expected Buffalo Discord just started spamming random Sabres playoff drought moments. Something magical was created from it. I present the Sabres drought bracket to you. 64 moments. Tank Region Yacht Club Region Swiss Region Palm Trees Region

Jack Quinn missed a morning meeting in Minnesota bc he was freaking playing freaking jazz records with Josh and Luke

He's outrageous

Kind of wild. Give him steroids

Terry Pegula reading the athletic nhl owner survey from Galveston

Tomas Hertl be goin to Galveston

Favorite Bon Iver songs: called like “Pipestone, MN” and he’s crying about a girl he saw at a doctors appointment Most streamed Bon Iver: called “S&44xx6^” and he sounds like a computer is eating him

I love to be designated as a post-June 1st release

Josh Palmer / Robert Palmer mashup set to “Johnny and Mary”. Could work? Let’s see if this gets o/u 2.5 likes

Sad to say the Bills outside of Allen might be the Canes. Lots of solid players and a consistent system that churns out DTWOM regular seasons but lack the star power and creative flexibility at the highest point of competition. But thankfully Allen will prob Do It for them

Love to add a WR from a team discussed as desperately needing better WRs

Will be interesting to see if the Patriots novel plan of building by overpaying all the B tier free agents works this time.

[NFL Poster voice] let’s wait to see the structure on this deal

X, the everything app, has gone to Galveston

Post Deadline prospect rankings with some blurbs. Benson graduated but would be 2nd. Posting this now because it’s the peak engagement time. Venmo open

It’s honestly now the complete opposite. Tens of millions take pride in over-consuming any kind of contrarian media or argument. Anti-vax people don’t view themselves as under-informed. They actually think they’re the correctly informed ones. They obviously aren’t

I think it should be a law that if someone comes to your job and tries to fire you but they don’t actually work there, you should be able to put a hanger on the fuckin’ stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour, take it off and stick it up their ass slow like “tssss”

Was 99% sure he wasn’t just a good team xG merchant. He isn’t. Nice player

What did YOU do at age 22 youtu.be/T5al0HmR4to?...

Where USA Hockey goin, Chuck?

Canadian sovereignty is safe after quick and harmless effort

Any casual person tuning into this is absolutely in awe right now I promise lol. If you want to grow the sport, like it or not this all helps lol

Mika Zibanejad in overtime

Next years Super Bowl halftime show is….The Walkman?? And they’re just playing “The Rat” twice through??

Thanks guys

Totally arbitrary cutoff of 12/1 where Kulich ranks at 5v5 among all Sabres F in: On-ice goals/60: 1st Goal%: 1st xGF/60: 1st CF/60: 1st High danger/60: 2nd Individual goals/60: 1st Points/60: 1st Shots/60: 1st iXG/60: 1st Ind scoring chances/60: 1st

Rob Ray created a hardship fund for retired Sabres who need financial assistance. He delivers toys to families in Buffalo each Christmas Eve. His impact in the WNY community will be celebrated Friday night when he's inducted into the team's hall of fame: buffalonews.com/sports/profe...

Bob album rank drop

Need Bills game to start. Enough of this one

Leni Riefenstahl executing a flawless aerial tracking shot over Arrowhead

My son was watching the British Baking Show and just asked if they would ever “do a 9/11 week” (?)

Bills just have to Do It

Just learned that there is a Twitter account called “Chiefs Receipts”

The crazy ass white boy of the week committee is sending a attache to Orchard Park as we speak for a dramatic meeting with Cole Bishop

After one week of being insanely pissed and annoyed at the thought of losing the discourse battle I’m looking forward to a nice quiet week without that

Feel bad for the Lions but I live the No New Rings lifestyle sorry

I love being a restaurant owner on Kitchen Nightmares who has replaced some fresh foods with frozen and packaged alternatives. The dishes are actually good and Gordon will agree

“They called it the playground of the world” [highlight of Briere Goal v Flyers] “People came from all over” [crowd erupting during Sens brawl] “Things changed, you see…” [Pegula walking to podium] “They don’t sleep anymore on the beach” [strings swell]

Need McDermott in this mode the next 2 days