Don’t be fooled, dear reader… There’s meat lurking in them beans too!

How are you meant to choose a winner?!

I’ve just switched The Piano on. Of course I’m missed the whole series and It’s the final! And they have an 87yr old living her dream, playing as a concert pianist with a string quartet. Holy shit, did she just make that Steinway sing. 🥹

Has anybody tried the Mcvities Gold Digestives? Or “crack biscuits” as my wife lovingly referred to them

My body is absolutely ruined. Who knew removing a mosaic tiled floor would be such an arduous task? I did. I knew. Bastard of a job.

Good god football is boring and footballers are a bunch of fannys. He pulled my shirt. He pushed my shoulder. He hit me in the face (he didn’t). He knocked my leg. What a bunch of whiney bitches.

I can’t be the only person that sees the Howden branding on the Lions kit and thinks of kitchens instead of insurance?

Introduce yourself with 4 games, but it’s the 90s

This Chicane / Calvin Harris conflict: “He stole my song” says Mr Chicane “Get tae fuck” says Mr Harris Three notes, out of sync and looped…it’s a bold claim. Can’t see it myself but music copyright cases often take an unexpected turn so it’ll be fun to see how this plays out

You’ve gotta love the internet - fucked up Disclosure’s latest release cos people assumed they hadn’t cleared a sample. And now everyone thinks Calvin Harris is ripping of Chicane. Social media jury’s are the worst

It’s today! 🥳 If you’re out n about in London I’ll be at raye the store from 12pm - 2pm sampling and chatting all things skin health, EPO 🌼 and Efamol!

Night, rescued.

Underwhelming burger at MeatLiquor. Solo dinner wasted. Shouldn’t have changed my mind, last minute. Damn. 🍔

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I haven’t written any music in months. Total drought and zero inclination. Put down the beginnings of some washed out, slowed down D&B beats/horns/piano combo tonight. Have I broken the deadlock? I feel like tonight kicked off that spark again. Finally! 🙌

Watch the Season 2 finale of Gangs of London probably wasn’t the most appropriate of entertainment choices on the train home. The look of horror from the lady sitting next to me confirmed as much.

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have the audacity to try

Will of the People is a fucking fun rock album.

Heading to London for a day of complaining that it’s too hot, too busy, too smelly, too full of southerners etc etc.

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There was a time when I thought Radox bubble bath was the epitome of luxury.

G’waaaaaaaaaaaaan Reedyyyyyyyyyy 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈

Happy #Easter

Rabbits don’t even lay eggs

Giacomo Turra outed for being an out and out thefty little shitbag. How delightful.

Watched Elemental this morning. Why is Disney so bad at marketing movies?

When it comes to a Ritter Sport, I’m a pro.

It’s not my birthday until tomorrow, but my 7yo doesn’t do surprises! A certain theme to this year’s gifts! A trip to the distillery beckons. 🥃

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I’d love to credit whoever did this. I’d also buy them a pint. And a beer. Probably give them the keys to the city, too.

Post lunch mooch FTW

Mate, what about the Brie?!

Rumour has it that Booker is still going.

Started listening to the Short History Of… podcast and it’s turned into a new obsession. Ask me anything about Beethoven, the Panama Canal, Gladiators (the greek kind) or Blackbeard or The Californian Gold Rush.

Can’t wait for the sun to be shining and birds tweeting and to plunge myself into darkness and misery! ⚔️

This is awesome news, I really hope this movie lives up to the hype!

It’s about time

Heretic was a watch. Hugh Grant really finding his depth and yet still quintessentially Hugh Grant.

He’s back! I do hope this has graced your ears on this fine Friday, @michaelstjames.bsky.social youtu.be/pByXhl11WEY?...

Nice of South Africa to bring the wind & rain on the last day to help transition back to the Blighty spring time.

I’ll never understand being rude to service staff. It’s not it’ll get you any better service. More likely someone will spit in your latte.

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I regret selling my Russian Big Muff. I hope that whoever bought it is still thrashing the hell out of it. #fuzz

Oh Spring of Deception, you are really spoiling us. But all know Third Winter is only a few sleeps away.

40+ dudes crying a river that Olivia Rodrigo is headlining Glastonbury. Lads, she’ll kill it.

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Made a banging cheese omelette for breakfast.

Paradise, Episode Seven. Live reaction…