I really need Dan and Phil to make accounts over here so we can all delete that nazi’s app.

Merry Christmas from Doja Cat!

Got this for my sister and her family, but they’ll never know that Dan and Phil are the reason why. 😉

They are Ranch, 4,000 year-old tortoises…cycle sisters…

It’s them in a nutshell.

I fear that if I were to learn how to crochet, I’d become too powerful.

Look at this cute shit.

I need to know if Dan and Phil have seen Wicked and if they cried.

My Wicked-inspired nails. Pink goes good with green. 💖💚

So, are Dan and Phil gonna come join us here, or do I really have to keep checking the El@n app? 🤢

The only criticism I have seen on Wicked is how “emotional” Cynthia and Ariana are in their interviews. What an interesting take given the story, the music, and the powerful female lead roles. As if expressing emotion is not a healthy and beautiful thing. 🙄

The Wicked movie is absolutely incredible. I’ve waited 15 years for this movie. I was skeptical, having first read the novel (fave book of all time) and seen the show MANY times (including Broadway), but DAMN. I cried less than two minutes in. Golden cast. #wicked 💖💚

It finally happened. I saw someone out in the wild with Dan and Phil merch. They had a Terrible Influence tote bag! Of course I had to say hello. Turns out they were at the Seattle show and her friend works with my daughter? 😮

I FINALLY SEE WICKED TODAY!

Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is all the knowledge we could find, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing today, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like

My husband surprised me with Charli XCX arena tickets for my birthday! Ready for Brat Spring. 💚

Doja Cat is in the holiday spirit. Look at this absolute QUEEN.

“We’re inside cats.” Dan on the two of them when not on tour. 😭

Their forever home❤️

I’m having a big sad thinking about Dan and Phil leaving America soon. It’s been nice to have them here.

Fresh flowers for anyone who needs them. 🫶🏼

This was made for Phil. LOOK AT HIM.

I bought this calendar SO FAST. It’s so cute! I need to know the story of how this came to be. This was definitely Phil’s idea.

#phan 🥰

Dan and Phil and Dragon City. Dan and Phil and NordVPN.

Okay, but WHEN have they had time to do a calendar?

Dan and Phil and Baby Animals? Bunnies?

I always love Golf w/Friends because they’re so silly. Big fan of Incohearant too! More please? ☺️

Oof. This is a hard one. I love the spooky week vibes, but I also love the coziness and comfort of Gamingmas videos at the end of long work days (and on my birthday too)!

I have! A couple of times during live shows, a handful of Dan tweet likes and replies, a Phil tweet like and reply, a call out by Dan in WAD pre-show Q&A, and two voice replies in Stereo shows. (This feels like a big brag, but I am honestly so grateful.)

I got to see Interactive Introverts in Philly with my bestie and again in Minneapolis. WAD and Terrible Influence in Minneapolis as well. I feel very grateful for these experiences!

Dan and Phil friends: raise of hands. Who’s deleting the former bird app as soon as Dan and Phil are active here on BlueSky? 🤚🏻

Summer of 2017 🥰

“For those of you who recognize me, you might know me from my album BRAT, but don’t worry if you don’t… there is nothing wrong with being straight.” — Charli xcx on SNL.

Saw Billie in KC tonight. In the wake of a devastating presidential election outcome, What Was I Made For, hit extra hard. Felt good to cry with the masses though.

BILLIE TONIGHT! 💙

posted this on twt but i am selling one gold VIP ticket for TIT in reading, PA. asking for $230 and you’ll be sat by me during the show

Elphaba’s Hat Bath Bomb, Glinda’s Bubble Wand, and Ceridwen’s Cauldron Bath Oil. I guess you could say it’s pretty serious. 💖💚 #Lush #Wicked #LushXWickedCollab

Look at my shop’s window! It’s officially Wicked season. #Lush #Wicked #FightingAnimalTesting

Trying to settle for bed but thinking about how many meet and greets Dan and Phil have done in all these years. Like I can’t imagine meeting so many people.

Today feels like a great day for Dan and Phil to post on BlueSky.

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I have been a fan of Wicked for 15 years. First, the novel, then the musical. I’ve waited for this movie since 2009. Who else is excited for it? 💖💚

WDYM I see Billie Eilish on Saturday?!

Doja’s first photo on BlueSky. Everyone please give her some love. 🧡

This is one of my all-time favorite DAPG videos. I know every word by heart. It’s the first video on my comfort play list. What’s yours? #DanAndPhil #dapg

So is this dnpbsky?

Don’t mind me, I’m just curating my timeline.🥰

@hyperphix.bsky.social Omg, your banner is an absolute JUMP SCARE.

As a person who falls asleep to comfort videos and color noise, this is perfect!