All of Familiar act 1 is now up on Bluesky for free (it's always been free)

I haven't perfected a game since halo 3

Just one rank at a time

Finally back to where i left off before ladder resets. everything now is progress

two in a day

Was talking to a loved one and came to an accidental self realization. Now I'm taking this time to say, ask for help. You don't have to do everything on your own or alone. Reach out. If you're struggling with something, it's okay to need, want and seek help.

nemesis system cleared out in the year of our lord 2026 now i can play the game

back on her bullshit

Got Starbomb concert tickets now I just have to wait till September like

This cat walks right up to me and puts her nose on my nose and it's like getting all your hit points back

Me and who

"They" as if I didn't immediately tell her no

They won't let me lick the salt rock this is transphobic

No no the system works

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this would fix me

Damn Phantom, don't say that out loud

Current Couples Injection Speedrun Score: Relax: 1 Ori: 0 It's starting off hot folks but maybe in the coming weeks our underdog contender can put the alacrity in hrt

Thought of hanging myself today. Was put off of it because there's no way my fan or door could hold my weight. Double bummer.

"It's a modern encounter." "It's an easy fight." "Level appropriate." and other lies you can tell your players

Game night going well

Bringing this chestnut back.

Extreme Sex with Gorgeous Transsexuals

Card sorting day 😊

We're best friends

i did the Pokémon thing :)

This was harder than I thought going in

Look at this new friend that came home today

She's so cute

who knows what will happen tonight or the coming years. text ur crushes and get on it

That time I had a bunny suit but the ears were too heavy to stay on my head. Anyway something something Easter

I love her

He's such a fuckboi

lets goooo

"They sure are" I say right before I waterboard his purple rat right in front of him.

By "submissive in bed" I mean I'll yield bed space to you until I've all but fallen over the side

Gorgeous Trannies At Your Service

I'm home and you aren't and it feels empty

I thought I had more time with you bud.

Playing somebody else's gift before they can is like the little sibling crying about not being allowed to blow the birthday cake out

A beautiful taste in lock screens

Bites you, bites you, bites you, beats you up, beats you up, paralyzes you, catches you in a pokeball.

How do I salute if I haven't seen the salute before?!?!?!?

@satrman.bsky.social like fr tho

All the cool people are doin it

Thanks phone for reminding me I'm hot

Oh KoToR how I love you so. 🥲

Today is my Birthday! 🎉 So reposting my art would be a great gift! 🥹