Tom Steyer is (unofficially) done, according to multiple polls. Chump puppet Steve Hilton, be prepared to lose big to @xavierbecerra.bsky.social in November. #TeamBecerra

Please keep your elbows to yourself next time, Wemby. #spurs #wolves #nbaplayoffs

#NBADraftLottery #Pacers are the most unfortunate of this year's draft lottery. All this losing for nothing.

In case you don't know, Wayne Champagne's a hypnotist and one of the best supervillains. #comics #digitalart #ninja #kunoichi #catsuit #latex #rubber

Isn't this political ad refreshing? #TeamBecerra

An open door isn't always a good sign. #comics #digitalart #ninja #kunoichi #catsuit #latex #rubber

A Dayseeker song topping the mainstream rock charts is worth celebrating. #crawlbacktomycoffin #dayseeker 🥳

#teambecerra > #LiarSteyer

Now Liar Steyer is attacking @xavierbecerra.bsky.social in his latest ads. How desperate can he get??? #teambecerra #liarsteyer

Players need to stop wearing the cursed #0 in the playoffs. Tatum, Lillard, Halliburton, now Divincenzo. #nbaplayoffs #nba #injuries #tornachilles

Jokic may have almost got himself suspended for Game 5. #nuggets #wolves

Which ride would you prefer? #comics #digitalart #ninjagirls #ninjakitty #catsuit #latex #rubber

Matt Mahan's ads were paid for by Republican Rick Caruso. How desperate is that? Don't vote for that guy. #teambecerra

This is a dance off. If you see this repost a dance.

Ninjas are gaining the upper hand. #comics #digitalart #ninjagirls #ninjakitty #catsuit #latex #rubber

Will this guy be able to save CA from a two-Republican governor's race? You betcha! (Plus, Green Day as background music.) #xavierbecerra #becerra2026 #CAgovernor

Good riddance, idiot. #cancelled #ericswalwell

Nice.

Eric Swalwell is #cancelled. The CA governor's race is a hot mess. We seriously need to end this top two craziness and get back to partisan primaries again. The possibility of two crazy Republicans Bianco and Hilton is why.

From April 10, 1988. Hard to believe FoxTrot is 38 years old today...

That spraypaint glows in the dark. #comics #digitalart #kunoichi #catsuit #latex #rubber #ninjakitty

IMPEACH THIS FAILING PRESIDENT!!! NOW!!!

69-63. #UConn is a worthy challenger to #Michigan, but their 37-year-long wait is over. Congrats, Big Blue. You earned this one 💙💛

UConn defense is doing so well challenging Michigan, but they need to stop fouling. Keep it close! #uconn #michigan #ncaa

#ucla #ladybruins did it! It wasn't even close! I'm so proud of them. They deserved it this year.

Updated My #NBA #MVP rankings: 1. Victor "I'm the real MVP" Wembanyama 2. Shai "Are you tired of me winning yet?" Gilgeous-Alexander 3. Nikola "I averaged a triple-double. Can I get more respect?" Jokic 4. Jaylen "I played without Jayson" Brown 5. Jalen Brunson

All this winning can make anyone a sore loser.

R.I.P. Bo Lueders #harmsway

April 2026 is already coming up with some heavy bangers! 🔥 #converge #periphery #cultist #callousdaoboys #staticdress

Brady Ebert's downfall is embarrassing. I don't feel sorry for him at all. No one should. Get some help.

Bondi and that stain on her face may be wiped off, but the stench of corruption still remains. #pambondi #notmypresident

It looks bad at April's. #comics #digitalart #kunoichi #catsuit #latex #rubber #ninja

March 2026 will go down as one of the biggest dumpster fires in history, weather-wise. #climatechange #globalwarming #heatwave #dryspell

I'm all for it. 💯

So-called NBA expert Kendrick Perkins has picked a ball-hogging flopping machine for MVP over Wemby? He needs to watch more Spurs games. They're one of the most-improved teams this year. #shutupperk #wemby4MVP #nbamvp #nba

Braylon Mullins' miracle 3-pointer has sent #UConn to the #FinalFour. Pure resilience. Wow!

#weather #california #globalwarmingsucks Weathermen earlier this week: "California's gonna get some rain next week." Today: April Fools!

Here's how to fix the so-called "tanking" problem in the NBA: Disqualify the worst team from the draft lottery. #nba #tanking

Shadow Speedy cheated death. #comics #digitalart #ninjagirls #ninjakitty #kunoichi #catsuit #latex #rubber

Chad Bianco is a domestic terrorist. He's unfit and should not run for California governor. #california

Jon Arbuckle sports Spring 2026 fashion. It feels like beyond summer.

At this point, I'll vote for any gubernatorial candidate that can block any "epic fury" heat waves like the one we're having now. #heatwave #california

We'll be celebrating that day the same way with Bin Laden's death, only better.

It's the end of the world as we know it and I don't feel fine at all.

Another day of record breaking heat and more is coming next week. This is beyond ridiculous. Stop it. #weather #heatwave #california

While the ninjas are distracted, April and friends are in danger. #comics #digitalart #ninjagirls #kunoichi #ninjakitty #catsuit #latex #rubber

Venezuela proved they're the better team tonight. They got spirit. Congratulations! #wbc #baseball

Happy St. Patrick's Day! 💚🍀 Also, it should be this illegal to be 90 degrees in California on this day. #heatwave #stpatricksday

It's gonna be May, right? #comics #digitalart #ninjagirls #ninjakitty #catsuit #kunoichi #latex #rubber

Projected to be the warmest March of all time. What a nightmare.