Yknow what? I’ve been sitting on this for a decade because I’m not into punching laterally but I AM FINE with punching far right lunatics. Just a handful of short weeks before GamerGate started, Briana Wu, who I spoke to 0 times before this, sends me this *wild* ass email. 🧵

the one good thing to come from my health taking the fattest shit possible

It's The Bad Colitis Lol

gf: i cant fuck another hot girl without wishing it was you me: that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me

colon infection! yeeowch!

i am getting so many bot follows

controversial i know, but id like to die of old age

quietly muttering to myself "it's the champagne of beers..." as i slam back my 6th miller high life of the night

i love my beautiful wife

"post about me" - ada

they've returned

i have something they want

adding a little variety to keep people on their toes

eating jam on crackers

cranking up my speaker volume and running the kitchen sink so my cat doesn't hear me open a can of soup

color spectrum boxset finally dropped below 300 dollars so i guess that's my christmas present for myself

inhaled one of my hairs

bottoms up babes 🍻

chillin

still no skong

ASTRO BOT SWEEP GET FUCKED

can they bring back the muppets

eunuch representation at tga

*pointing at the screen* that's jon snow

squid game ‼️

it's got combat

should not have to use my notes app for drafts but here we are

sorry for going through your media tab and liking all your feet pics. my friend made me do it at gunpoint, you see

welcome to the new normal guys! it’s actually the same as the old normal, back on twitter. moderation doesn’t action people they like, people they’re scared of, people liked by people they like, people liked by their investors, people who might write mean articles, people who advocate for pedophil

she's caught on and is SO UPSET

she's trying to jerk off but i keep interrupting her to show her stupid pictures on my phone and im seeing how long it takes her to realize im doing this intentionally

@aaron.bsky.team just wanted to let you know you're doing a really bad job 👍 do better

@aaron.bsky.team just wanted to let you know you're doing a really bad job 👍 do better

remember when this site was

for some reason @anons.ee, an outed fed and woman strangular, is trying to rehabilitate their image on bluesky. these are season 1 bluesky events that are not worth litigating but i'm going to make a Suggestion to the plethora of new people following me to block for your own sanity if nothing else.

"i need to fall in love with a beautiful fox girl and get cucked" - ada

im a carefree kinda gal

Some of the best/worst Nier Replicant screenshots I have taken because I have over 200 of them in my Steam folder

this really shut her the fuck up (im an expert at compartmentalization pls dont worry about me)

wife: did you post something about me me: *shows her my recent posts, none of which are about her* wife: i dont care unless they're about me 🙄

age yourself with a movie you saw in theaters remember seeing hercules but only remember actually being in the theater to see it, phantom menace i have actual memories (i fell asleep in the middle of it)

got rly excited when i saw the twin peaks z to a collection was getting a reprint but it's not the ce and we still aren't getting the return in 4k (other than part 8) :(( grabbing it anyway bcuz hopefully the packaging is better than the one for the old complete collection

swagever

going live with my FIRST STREAM AS AN AFFILIATE we playin mahvel rivals with friends! :3 come hang out twitch.tv/lilylasthope

look at thsi

my typo. argh

if i saw aaron bluesky at a party id poor 3 beers on him

kinda fucks i will not lie

been waiting over a decade for a chillbrave album after a single in march of 2012 and somehow missed it dropping a year and a half ago chillbrave.bandcamp.com/album/twenty...

this is where y'all come from