What are the chances someone went on polymarket and predicted that this would drop today. It’s turtles all the way down and the turtles are on fire.

I understand that a lot of Atlanta fans are in a grumpy and grumbly era in their attention shift to the 2s but this isn’t new. They’ve genuinely been more fun to watch than the first team since early last year. Even before Silva took over, they have been operating sandpaper. Welcome to the party.

Basketball sun belt gauntlet is my second favorite in all of sports behind baseball sun belt because baseball sun belt hate is about as pure a hatred within a conference as you’re likely to find.

Anthony Sumo Jr common insane decision. Dude is such a physical monster but prone to insane moments.

This entire crew is fighting for its life, especially with that quadruple sub from Carolina Core.

Honestly just excited for all the people who are getting into the 2s to learn about how unhinge the officiating can be in MLSNP

Everyone in this F1 race are just taking turns blowing up

Going back to Thursday’s T20 semifinal, England have gotten their hearts broken three times in four days in bat and ball sports.

Not so much that they’ve ignored development, but they haven’t always given them chances to shine on the field. You’ve produced two left backs that got overseas and that’s great. But others have often been pushed down the chart in the past and then sold to bring in more imports.

That a big road win for the kids at RSL. For Atlanta it felt like they kicked into gear too late, not unlike they did last year at times. No good way to talk about 0-3-0.

ELL can’t be getting boxed out by an 18 year old, man.

Play. The. Kids.

Calling RSL a sneaky good team in any pregame stuff was disrespectful to what they’ve been doing and this is a statement for them.

Tristan gotta foul there. Eat the yellow. That’s unacceptable and a great counter from RSL

This is a genuinely fun game if you’re here for the kids. RSL running a bunch of kids out there and Cooper just put a 40 yard ball on a dime for Atlanta

Atlanta needs to dictate the game with the ball. RSL can live without dominating it. Gotta see who goofs in the midfield and fights for those duels and second balls.

DC United using the bold strategy of “giving away chances to Miami”

Short memories are a common thing in sports but yall. Orlando was a mentally unhinged tire fire back in the day. Even took Oscar a few years to filter out the crazy.

Orlando City got an early red but they’re giving up goals at a pretty remarkable rate through three games.

Future Braves HOF Ozzie Albies

India about to talk so much trash after this T20 semifinal

“Man the Braves are really rolling the dice with their rotation” What if we nuked the DH role too!

Ok they can void the Profar contract now, right?

Oh hey there LSU Baseball

Messi operating as some modern era Larry Bird is exactly what I need in my life.

Messi heard all of yall talking shit.

2s made it 5 minutes before it looked like Jono Ransom wanted to punch an attacker in the face.

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Atlanta United and San Jose really is the perfect soccer game every time they play. They’re doing it agains Saturday night so please remember all the stupid things they have done together when they’re given 90 minutes and loose guidelines.

I’d like to welcome everyone to the Bodø/Glimt party. Just because they haven’t taken a scalp from your favorite team doesn’t mean they haven’t been a problem for damn near a decade under Knutsen. Ask folks in Glasgow and they’ll give you a sonnet on that team.

Give me Red Bulls and Chicago in the ECF this year so I can watch USMNT twitter slip into a new level of psychosis.

Red Bulls have chosen violence and Orlando is the unlucky victim.

Look at Saba trying to make things happen.

Ah, so we’re getting another year of Kahlina pulling Charlotte out of the fire? Cool, cool

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It’s 6 in a “Tiger vs the field” style situation but the real discussion is the rest of the podium. 1 has PNW rednecks which you can’t underestimate. 2 should not be slept on. 8 and 10 both do weird and impressive numbers and I’ve only ever heard tale of the Dakotas wildin out.

Well now you won’t be able to tell folks in Douglasville, Ga a damn thing. A Winter Olympic gold medal.

Oh damn. No triple gold for Chloe Kim.

Chloe Kim just makes the snowboard halfpipe look like it’s easy.

Celtic getting clutch goals from Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain. Sure. That makes sense.

Leader in the clubhouse for best, funniest and most unsettling thing I’ve read in this young year. Beautifully done. Also there is a timeline that ends with a cult built around Clippy from Microsoft and part of me hopes it’s this one.

It’s important to know when you’re a mark for something and I’m 1000% a mark for 96 Olympics themed designs.

How can you not be romantic about curling?

Yall see how the Seahawks took their time and ran the play clock down and were happy to take the field goal to put the game on life support. YOU SEE THE KIND OF SHIT THAT IS POSSIBLE

This has just been an Iowa football game with a bigger budget.

I’m not sure how old my brain thought Billie Joe Armstrong was, but 53 was not the answer. He’s still got it though so that part is cool as hell.

Whether it’s through the state while he’s being held or whatever, get him some mental health counseling because this was absolutely suicidal activity on top of all the other insane and awful stuff he did.

The JPJ story is a hall of fame level “the first headline buried the absolutely hell out of the lede” Cut him. Let the legal process do its thing.

So uh…the initial report undersold the absolute shit out of what JPJ was accused of doing.

I really just want to know how someone decides they’re destined for ski jumping. What triggers the desire to do this? How do they scout it?