Current Celtic players have scored more goals today than Scotland did in three games.

Scotland played 45 fun minutes at this World Cup after going to the trouble of winning their group and that was enough for them, I guess?

There’s always this potential for Scotland to be UEFA’s most CONCACAF-y team and I will die waiting for them to claim their birthright.

When you see the Tartan Army, it makes it even more impressive when you see the team that they live and die with.

This is an all-timer from Scotland.

Scotland really just needs not to get run out of the building to land in the knockout rounds, so of course they give up the dumbest goal possible within 10 minutes.

Welp.

Alright. I’m ready to get hurt again, Steve Clarke

Saying Ghana survived when they were almost certainly screwed out of a late penalty is certainly a choice, Fox.

Welcome to the Armando Villarreal experience, England and Ghana.

Still trying to figure out why a flying hip check isn’t a pen. Does the Ghana player trying to fight through the contact on the ground negate it?

Oh hell yeah, Senegal. Make em work for it.

Well this got drunk fast

Man, that’s an inch perfect ball to Haaland

Oh it’s rainin’-rainin’ up there.

Was 100% convinced Messi was going to bury that free kick until it hit the ad boards behind the goal. It felt inevitable and I’m shocked it didn’t.

On one hand, it’s easy to talk about how many jerks Argentina has on their roster. On the other hand, some of them are probably from neighborhoods where you don’t wanna have problems with them. And therefore I would not be angling to fight any of them.

I love when a team slowly backs out of their attack at the end of stoppage time. Just the soccer equivalent of taking a knee and going into the half.

God, CR7 might try to take 30 shots in the Portugal game now

Such a smart dummy from Almada too. Yes it’s Messy coming in behind him, but it would be so easy to snatch that. Let it go and pulls a few guys a step in the wrong direction.

Messi stays inevitable

Japan is about to ruin Herve’s night aren’t they?

For the record, that 37 year old USL keeper won MLS Cup with Columbus and is one of if not the most capped player in Curaçao’s history. So keep some respect on his name.

Listen, if this leads to more people learning about how joyfully unhinged BKCC is, it will have all been worth it for me.

Eloy Room is giving terrible flashbacks to a bunch of MLS eastern conference fans.

Ozzie Albies two home run game might end being the second best part of Curaçao’s day.

Scotland was better when they didn’t set up in a scared block. Imagine that.

Final set piece of the game and you can’t even get it past the first defender. Good lord.

World Cup goal from a guy who went through the whole damn Cursus Honorum. You absolutely love to see it.

This is why you crash the net, kids

Every second is going to matter the rest of the way because the fights for those third place qualifiers might come down to god knows what the breakers.

Uzbekistan ain’t the first team to fade in Azteca late. Zero shame in that fight in that venue when it was filled with Colombia fans.

Matchday 1 is done for everyone and the gaps between teams ain’t as vast as some might have expected. 48 teams and every damn one of them put a knife between their teeth and attempted to put their opponents in hell.

Portugal’s face turn post-Ronaldo will be amazing.

for like 3.8 years straight: Portugal seems lovely, maybe we should take a vacation there one day, I heard Ken and Lauren had a wonderful time during the World Cup: MAN FUCK PORTUGAL

Man, that was there for DRC to win it too. Had some space to operate late.

The thing is, Ronaldo ain’t going to ride off quietly. The most washed he gets, the more he will press and the more tragic it will get.

Longer this game goes without him scoring, the higher the odds we see CR7 put up Elgin Baylor-level shot volume late.

Messi just continues to inflict multigenerational trauma on the planet. We can only dream to be this impactful.

Listen, someone getting a snake bite in North Carolina almost feels like a square on the bingo card for this World Cup

Man, ref cam has been sensational.

Mbappe hates fun and drama

I mean last nights loser fired their coach and might hire Herve Renard so this game has a lot to live up to.

Keep ending every World Cup day with blackout drunk decision making please.

Uruguay put up 22 shots in the second half. Which is what can happen when you have a manager that once confront club ultras with a hand grenade.

If you have any news you want to drop in the soccer world that you’ve been dreading, now is a solid time to do so.

They’re about to make Finebaum look like an episode of Morning Edition

No matter what happens here, El Chiringuito will be absolutely amazing tonight.

Telemundo talking Hawks basketball thanks to Cape Verde legend Edy Tavares

Sad noises for our man, BKCC