Anyone else just about sick of every social media platform?? Like I used to love being Online™ and now it’s all just censorship and arguing

I’m trying to find my community 🥹 where are my indigenous ppl and all POC, anarcho-communists, the queer folks, neurodivergent ppl, the leftists and anyone who “don’t like labels” but is trying to learn and help and be supportive and inclusive of the ppl in their lives. If this is u, pls say hi

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Idk how to explain it but bsky feels like a cool kids club and I’m not a cool kid

Me: 🧍🏻 The 3 ppl who see my posts: 🙇🏻🙇🏻🙇🏻

consider this: a psychic tractor beam that travels through the internet, takes control of your mind, and brings you into my space craft, where you watch me drain ur piggy bank 💰🐖 while u enjoy it and tell me thank u

The difference 3 yrs makes if u eat ur veggies and get a boob job

Me: why is everyone talking to me like im on palliative care lately My posts: lol what if i died right now. Like right now 😉 Sorry yall I promise im fine I just happen to vent in concerning ways

I hope one day there will be an alcoholic beverage. Named after the exploding Teslas

Ever have a day that you just know is a throwaway day even tho ur stil going thru the motions

This is Gannicus, if you have never seen a cat before in your life as good as this one, now you have, he has got it all: great little tuxedo, perfect black nose different color beans!! small soft meow pats u gently for attention excited to hear the butter dish, can open cabinet doors

any ppl want me to make an illustration for them 🥹 I want to practice and have fun. Just drop the one (1,☝🏼) single sfw-ish pic of *only you, baby* and I’ll draw it when I can and post result in comment thankyougoodnite

I made a sticker 🥹 do u like it ??

Omg i feel so goofy I just realized I can upload videos is just a different button🥲🥲

Mwah

Someone at the club calls her tiddies “homewreckers” and i love that for her

i'am the opposite of artificial intelligence. am genuinely stupid

I was gonna hang up a curtain rod, went to find the drill, and now I’m searching ‘do mermaids eat the men they lure to their deaths or just drown them’

POV me before realizing I can steal chocolate from Walmart and give it to my friends on Valentines Day

Me to the bouncer at the club when I find out my tire is flat

Oh no! Anyway

bain have too many weinkle☹️🧠

Oh yeah? You’d use a time machine to stop 🅱️itler ? 🫵🏼👁️👄👁️⁉️ #antifascist

I literally only want one thing to happen during the Super Bowl 😮‍💨🤞🏼

Back at the tiddy bar telling starry-eyed men that it would be so cool if we collectively agreed to partake in a meal of the [redacted]

#Luigididnothingwrong #FreeLuigi #EndtheOligarchy #UniversalHealthcare #LuigiMangione

i like being an artist because i have a lot of stupid ideas. then i can turn them into reality and inflict them on everyone else

“What radicalized you” realizing that there were descriptive and prescriptive dictionaries? Idk bro I was 7 and found out that one dictionary had a definition for ‘ain’t’ and the other just called people a slur

Flying cars? NOOO! ExPLODING CARS 🪄

Look I have about 2 brain cells fightin for 3rst place but even I know the guy who explodes spaceships and cars for fun and wants to take over mars like a actual cartoon supervillain probably shouldn’t be handling an entire country’s money

S O M E T H I N G

it’s so weird like we’re just going to work and paying bills feels like somethings missing

Really having a hard time not just dissociating thru things rn. Trying to connect w my neighbors and friends IRL as a form of self care and direct action (?), or am I just telling myself that I’m doing something

(Hint: No one works a billion times harder than anyone else)

Wouldn’t it be cool if instead of dreading every next day we actively looked forward to it

He definitely needs something

Tbh as a poor disabled sworker I wasn’t spending money at most of these places anyways, let’s go for blackout

Ok? But like - go in there. This isn’t a highschool girl stealing your mans gotcha moment

You don’t do something like this unless you intend to do some really evil shit. The USA is dead, this is the 4th Reich. I gotta get the hell out of here.

Lights on // LITES ON

Instead of ‘thoughts and prayers’ I’m gonna start saying ‘checks and balances’

“The man hoarding the most wealth on the entire planet just waltzed in to the nation’s vault” feels like a wacky zany movie where the bad guy actually twirls his moustache and the good guys are two stoners and a dog

Landing sites: linktr.ee/nitesatellite

My two moods

Congrats on making it to January 32st

Can anyone tell me what would happen if an organization simply did not comply with a presidential order