Codex and Claude walk into a bar. "I convert markdown to PDF resumes all day" "I convert those PDFs back to text for dumb parsers" They work for rival Workday clones. None accept markdown. In the corner, Mr .d'Ocx sits alone. Nobody makes eye contact.

TIL that Erlang's `+sbt tnnps` stands for "thread_no_node_processor_spread". It gave us +34% NUTS sampling throughput on a dual-socket Xeon: #elixir #myelixirstatus #erlang #numa github.com/borodark/eXM...

Imagine if instead of spending $1 billion a day on forever wars, we actually invested in one of America's oldest and most popular public services. https://www.npr.org/2026/03/17/nx-s1-5750419/usps-running-out-of-money-postal-service-david-steiner

🔗 Open-source ERP for artisanal manufacturers #ElixirLang #ElixirPhoenix #phoenix #reading-list #tools

It looks like the team responsible for Most Likely Auto Complete got fired or in the network split.

MDEx v0.11.6 is out! github.com/leandrocp/md... Added a new `:codefence_renderers` option and also some important fixes. #MyElixirStatus

#myelixirstatus #elixirlang

github.com/borodark/OS-II Pourquoi pas?  pun intended

Congratulations to #TeamUSA #MensHockey on a great win and a great game. Love ya #TeamCanada Men’s Hockey, you make us proud!

Philly right now…

www.dataalienist.com the project site is up

What changes when a PyMC‑style architecture runs on a fault‑tolerant, massively concurrent runtime? - live posterior state streaming during sampling - native diagnostics (ExmcViz) + LiveVLiveViewiew streaming (Exmc Live) github.com/borodark/exmc #elixir #mcmc #liveview #Bayesian #machinelearning

Our $200M Series C oxide.computer/blog/our-200...

Hey so I’ve been looking for my next role and striking out. If you know anyone looking for an Elixir dev with experience managing and advocating for teams, I’m your guy!

#Claude flipped seeing his iPhone App

#myelixirstatus is pushing this Node Health App to GA for Android. #elixir #scenic