bro when you’re drinking a drink with ice in it, and while you’re tilting the glass back, the ice suddenly shifts down and splashes drink in ya face… hate it

I'm planning on doing a CEDEC talk this year about making "Zero Zero: Perfect Stop" for Playdate! Check it out: cedec.cesa.or.jp/2026/timetab... In addition, I'm still looking for someone to act as interpreter for the session. My Japanese isn't quite lecture tier yet!

looking forward to enjoying my first weekend at home this month

played it in arcades, TGM + modern standard rules = goated tetris

I like how there is an emoji for a pager 📟

had a great time at BitSummit, was nice seeing everyone and meeting new friends

This is @tonycomputerentertainment.com dream

Watched Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2 on the plane and that shit’s hilarious dude. Homeboy armed with an assault rifle doing some Rainbow Six tactical infiltration, then sitting down and brooding about “will she choose me?”

At some point people will realize tourists bought all the retro games and exfiltrated them from Japan

for all my caramel gamers

for all my peanut butter gamers

for all my choco gamers

it's a new lap record

Finally saw The Super Mario Galaxy Movie. A transcendent work of cinema. I felt Yoshi particularly added a lot to the film. The additional characterization of Peach was compelling as well. 5/5

Guess what, it's that time of the year It's @hunty.biz's birthday 🎈🎉🎂

back on my bullshit

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

so many battles where I’m set up to win then I miss hydro pump

pokemon champions ranked battles are an emotional rollercoaster

ever just think about skyroads?

…or get your degree! You can major in Business Management, or Accounting

wtf “schooooummp!” should be “buuaaaaahhhhhnng”

Me after lunch: yeah gonna play some Pokémon Champions… maybe I should cook up some competitive builds in SV first Me still 4 hours later:

this website is a broken pos lol

the whistles go woooooo

Had a dream I was playing a Keebler Elves game where you manage their lives in a cross section of a tree (ala Tomodachi Life). You had to get them to make cookies so you could grow the tree, which let you fit more elves (who make even more cookies…)

Trying to think of which Pokémon would be the best attorney

Learned the hard way about how the Birthday Paradox is relevant to bit-depth of hashing algorithms. If storing in a hash map, once you have √(2 ^ bit-depth) elements, there is 50% probability of a key collision. So for 32-bit hash, that's 65,536 elements (even tho 32-bit uint has >4 billion values)

we finished watching thru the all timer JDrama “Long Vacation” Best Girl goes to Momo chan… Agent of chaos, no time for bullshit, knows what she wants, and loves the tea

hey hey hey cmon everybody let’s have some fuuuuuun it’s time for

Actual cool April Fools’ thing: Weather Channel RetroCast weather.com/retro/

spent many hours this afternoon debugging a slowdown on build server that started happening after we moved offices… After a wild goose chase, it turns out Win11 had just decided to reset power management on the build machine back to “Balanced” instead of “High Performance”. Cool!

I keep on getting these dumb YouTube vids in my feed like “NOBODY uses these phrases in Japanese!” “STOP SAYING THIS in Japanese!” Then it is always about “konnichiwa” and “konban wa.” And they only give alternate greetings that work in a casual context

you’re gonna need some Trident after eatin all those Slim Jims, gamers

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furniture: noooo don’t use a drill 😭 me: 😈

get low youtu.be/off0r8XREV8?...

the portrait art style in Sonic Battle went hard af

what staring at graphics gale for months does to a man www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

Pokopia cooks

Zero Zero: Perfect Stop is on sale for $4 as part of the Playdate Catalog Sale! play.date/games/zero-z...

m'9 🎩 my9games.com/s/3590d3fba0...

Would be cool if we could check our Klout scores after all this time

Here’s a little tip to everybody hopping on Pokémon Fire Red/Leaf Green today: if you hold Down + B when the pokéball is closing around the Pokémon, it increases the catch rate! So make sure to do it every time :)

coco out here reppin… what a homie