Dear God what is he doing

Natori: I need to vent about my husband Oberon: kill him Natori: what Oberon: sorry I meant kill him

Oberon whenever Merlin speaks

Natori emailing this to Merlin

Merlin has really said "you will NOT have any other fluffy white haired caster I can bark too"

Lis has gone thru a lot but short is definitely more fitting for her

IM OVER PEOPLE!!!!!!

Woke up to getting dragged in the chat still

Get oomfs into fsf and mention my fave is jester and half the chat is "of course" and the other half is disbelief it's not the priest

I Did not expect that

They should add jester to fgo just for me and no one else because I'm insufferable but less so than everyone else has been about him

LETS GOOOOO

Meowww

I'm for everyone. I'm for the people. I'm the peoples jester.

Gil: you think I would let you leave >:I Gil: okay 😊

I think once it gets warmer I'm gonna list a bunch of my old merch I no longer really care for on mercari 😭 idk how to work mercari but I guess we'll learn

Going thru old hypmic songs is almost nostalgic bc how did we come from hifumi just proudly announcing he fucks grandmas and rip threatening to murder a 14 year old to We're friends :D the war is over guys block party!!!!!!!

Hypmic fans with dementia be like What's my name

Convinced np5 Merlin is returning the curse because WHY can't I get a single copy of the new caster

the council is in session..... #ffxiv #moogle

If Merlin is an axolotl I'm making Natori a crab/lobster

I buy the axolotl and then go get my card fixed just to have my card be the one to break the printer Thanks merlin

Me n who

I did not find the mini valentines lobsters but I did find an axolotl Coincidence? I think not

The chainsaw men

I bought him

Everywhere I go

I believe you could harvest Merlin like a sheep and every year shave him bald and knit the most magnificent sweaters from his fleece

LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO

We are 1 step closer to having jester in fgo

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You already done pissed me off with filing my taxes piss off with this trump for kids account shit

I could not survive tsukihime

Congrats on launch!!🎉🎉 Good luck on your pulls, my fellow Endministers!! #ArknightsEndfield #EndfieldCreators #ZerothDirectiveCC #Alesh

By association no name assassin is also my oomfie so I'll kill everyone who is mean to her

You mention him once and now suddenly he shows back up

Not what I'd call you but okay

God I turn 3 this year

Rubbing elbows with celebrities

I sometimes wonder if I would exist to other people if I weren't the one constantly trying to reach out

House of leaves is the only time I've ever had to say the phrase "walkthrough for a book"

People who do "female only" gacha accounts are weak as hell meanwhile "male only" accounts are gods strongest soldiers

I would love for my biggest issue in life to be "this girls tits didn't jiggle ENOUGH so obviously the woke left is attacking my freedom once again"

I love "censorship" always means "I can see BOOBS. HONKERS. BREASTS even" and not silencing anything regarding LGBT or non conservative opinions in media

Everyone who somehow manages a ship with Natori goes down like this

WOAH

If course