somebody get me a smart thermostat please oh my god why

Y'ALL I FIGURED OUT THE CHEATCODE AND Y'ALL CALLED ME CRAZY FOR BLENDING PANCAKE MIX. MOST PERFECT LOOKING PANCAKES I HAVE EVER MADE

god fucking damn it <\3

fan controlled trans flag

my eye hurt

OH MY FUCKING GOD I NEED ADDERALL FOR MY ADHD SO BAD I JUST WENT INTO THE KITCHEN 10 HOURS LATER BEFORE BED AND I LEFT THE OVEN ON THE WHOLE TIME

lol oops taking off the top of the Italian seasoning bottle was a mistake

that moment you forget to put steel on the bus and you need to blue science

they substituted my frozen meat pizza for cheese so I'm making this shit count

Y'all I might be fucked. Overnight a really, really REALLY bad leak sprung, literally seeping out of my floorboards, even after turning the water off with a drainkey. I don't know if my landlord is going to fix this because my insurance does NOT cover this kinda damage.

legend has it if you take estrogen with lemonade you'll be visited by queen blahaj and she will bestow upon you an unlimited supply

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isn't that what politicians do?

actually.. why are guns shaped as hair dryers?

why are hair dryers shaped as guns

currently drinking vodka spiked milos lemonade as one of my developers just managed to setup a working nixos kubernetes cluster in 20 minutes when we couldn't get it truly working perfectly for years

happy easter everybody!! 🌸

anyways its 2:30 in the morning and I have to sleep so goodnight everyone zzz

I refrigerate peanut butter

I had a dream, that I knew things, things that if I said publicly, would better the world while making my life unlivable, then I realized, that's not a dream, and that's the reality I live in. I walk a fine line between legality and morality, and I'm starting to question its necessity.

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy 1/3

making a birthday cake for me 🎂

how can I be this dyslexic while ordering two of these ONLINE, how does this even happen??

i'm 19 now

y'all sliding down a wooden floor hallway in socks is gonna be what kills me it's so fun

This is a fucking crime scene

HOLY HELL THAT'S BIG

me irl

hi everyone! noticed a bunch of people stopped by my profile, hope you're all having a great day! I got a personal discord for my streaming shenanigans, smol plug if you'd like to join! discord.gg/9ZKBnWaVut

you ever move furniture back and then when you walk in the space it once was it feels wrong?

>i wake up >manages tens of thousands of dollars of computing hardware >puts minecraft on them >profits???

My cat is trying to cook itself.

IT'S SO FUCKING CUTEEEE

depression hours

CRITTER THREAD TO START OFF THE NEW YEAR STRONG, ALL PICTURED ARE MINE! :3

woa i'm inside checksum.space ... ;o

The Silicon Valley model of consent at work

you ever put a RwLock in a RwLock just to feel something?

TWITCH RECAP!!! First one is my viewer recap and the second is my streamer recap, though I think the numbers might be a little goofy.

who up being ggdfgfsjf by the rust compiler? 😳

I'm so hungry I can't wait to move out into the city where I can doordash something... I'd KILL for a Freddy's smash burger right now

A whole set of micons feat. some folks from @pyro.host! @pyro.host のスタッフをフィーチャーしたアイコンのセット！ Micon count: 78 💛 #KaieraArt #kemono #furryart #ケモノ

passenger princess

morning butterflies! 🦋

The year is 2024, and Modrinth is telling me to take my medicine.

anyone else fascinated by a washing machine spinning around or did I forget my medicine today

Looks like it ran well for him LMFAO

> be me, ceo of pyro > wake up, everything on fire > employee tells me its my fault employee: