need absolute super moby dick of asap actually @joshuawilliamson.bsky.social please do this post haste #absolutedc #absolutecomics #losh #superman

peter david was the funniest guy

this is what kevin sorbo looks like to me

absolute quagmire #dccomics #absolutebatman

brutal #marvel #marvelcomics #spawn

Cosmic #MarvelComics is this Adam Warlock: I should kms Silver Surfer: I should kms Thanos: I should kill everything Eros: I should fuck everything Moondragon: My chud dad won’t stop playing sax at 2am Quasar: Cmon Mak we gotta help Geep Glorp get an apartment! Also I should kms! Rick Jones:

“Now maybe you can explain this to me Ginger Cool since your a massive fucking nerd but why didn’t those little dudes just take the giant ducks to the volcano.”

@denizcamp.bsky.social @javierrodriguez.bsky.social #absolutedc #absoluteuniverse #dccomics #absolutemartianmanhunter #martianmanhunter

my king #blacklightning

average drax and mar-vell interaction #marvel #captainmarvel

I’m so glad the universal reaction to #mrterrific in #superman has been so positive. he really is the coolest motherfucker

the one punch #guygardner #onepunch #batman #martianmanhunter #bwahaha

it’s all about pepsi, man

WENDELL I DESIRE CHOCCY MILK WENDELL

me when i’m dying of tuberculosis: oh my god this is so kafkaesque

in the penal colony is wild

lian harper is always correct

you heard the princess!

inavders play monopoly

daredevil born again finale leak

them

where my Zo heads at?

no spaghetti… a tragedy

everyone always clowns on the bean but no one ever talks about the big faces that spit on you fountain less than 200ft away

so you’re telling me mcu adam warlock is easily distracted and has trouble interpreting instructions? he’s literally me

you can’t have cowgirl parking anymore. because of woke

absolute wonder woman is pretty good I think

your honor, he may have killed that child but consider that he’s just a little guy l

mar-vell is tripping (cosmic awareness) and rick is as well (shrooms)

apologies if the chinese is bad

Thankful for these morons

why does this image of paul levitz look like he’s made of putty

the great philsopher tenzil kem

miss you keith

don’t be sad mr. aquaman, sir!

obsessed with garth’s signature

uncanny x-force is a trip

who out here wesley-ing they dodds

trans doiby dickles be like “my pronouns are she/hoi”

unless we got any other silver age mar-vell fans on this app this is a joke for me only

everyone remember to watch creature commandos december 5th

orm pr scandal

nothing i love more than an autistic child murderer who hates one guy so fucking much