What did your barber do?

Shifting back into my normal form. “I’m a shapeshifter, remember?”

“I’m getting Zatanna to turn you into a Lego minifigure.”

sʰᵉ'ˢ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃ ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵏⁱᵗᵗʸ, ʸᵒᵘ ᵇⁱᵍ ᵇᵘˡˡʸ!

“I Like Firsts. Good Or Bad They're Always Memorable." Literate ~Bisexual ~Switch(sub lean) ~ 100% Lewd ~ MDNI ~Open DMs ~Likes and retweets are appr

“I wish I was an only child.”

@badluckkitty.bsky.social is so so hot

Mhm

As far as he knows. Maybe M’gann erased those memories.

He likes it when she makes him do things.

//NO WALLY WEST SLANDER!

𝗔 𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘆𝗮𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗡𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗴 𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗗𝗖 𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗮 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀. 𝗠𝗗𝗡𝗜 ⟳ ʀᴛ / ♡ ʟɪᴋᴇ!

@ladyortigress.bsky.social wanna make out?

“I wouldn’t mind sharing Conner with Artemis.”

But he isn’t cuddling his girlfriend.

ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ ᴏғ sᴜᴘᴇʀʙᴏʏ ᴄᴏɴɴᴇʀ ᴋᴇɴᴛ sʜɪᴘs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪsᴛʀʏ ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs

“I hope so! I miss you sooo much!”

“We are??”

@ladyortigress.bsky.social “So Artemis, i didn’t know you used to have a crush on Conner.”