What did your barber do?

Shifting back into my normal form. “I’m a shapeshifter, remember?”

“I’m getting Zatanna to turn you into a Lego minifigure.”

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“I wish I was an only child.”

@badluckkitty.bsky.social is so so hot

Mhm

As far as he knows. Maybe M’gann erased those memories.

He likes it when she makes him do things.

//NO WALLY WEST SLANDER!

𝗔 𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘆𝗮𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗡𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗴 𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗗𝗖 𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗮 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀. 𝗠𝗗𝗡𝗜 ⟳ ʀᴛ / ♡ ʟɪᴋᴇ!

@ladyortigress.bsky.social wanna make out?

“I wouldn’t mind sharing Conner with Artemis.”

But he isn’t cuddling his girlfriend.

“I hope so! I miss you sooo much!”

“We are??”

@ladyortigress.bsky.social “So Artemis, i didn’t know you used to have a crush on Conner.”