Since Crystal is de-kinking the house. I decided to make dinner. Did you know that you can't serve chicken medium rare? I learned that today.

Me: Girls, I have a job for you. Giant Pile of Sissies: "We're here to serve your every need Mistress." Me: My parents are coming over for Thanksgiving. The house needs to be de-kinked. Giant Pile of Sissies: "Oh... Ummm..." "I have a doctor's appointment." "Dentist." "Sorry." Crystal: Traitors!

🐶 had a tummy ache through the night. 🐶: (Whimper)🥺 Me: Crystal can you take Nonsense out?🫩 Crystal: Hmm? Why me? Why now?🥱 Me: THIS WILL BE MY THIRD TIME TONIGHT SO TAKE HIM OUT!! 😡 Crystal/🐶: 😨 Crystal: (Jumps out of bed) Um, c'mon dog I'll take you out this time. 🐶: Mommy is scary at 4am.

At the inaugural session of hopefully a new regular latex meetup! With @shinylatex.bsky.social @gummigirl.com @violetokami.bsky.social TitenSqueaky @mistressaspyce.bsky.social RubberFreak and Zencat 📷: R_D_M

Feeding my 🦎. 🦎: (munch munch) 😊 Me: Okay one mo...OOP! (Drops super worms) Crystal! Crystal: Yes MissWOAH! BIG Darkling beetle: Sup. 😎🪲 🐶: (Sniff sniff) 🤢 Me: Eek! Get it Doll! Crystal: You're the one that buys beetle larva. 😑 Me: CRYSTALl! 🥺 Crystal: Nope. Your bugs. Your mess.

My first-ever 3d printed 40k army is done! 1000 points of Drukhari daring Games Workshop to issue a C&D!

Nooo! Why do foodies keep taking comfort foods and... ORGANISING THEM!? Now they are going to charge $25 for a nine fry Poutine. 😩

Me: Hey! 🐶! Stop sticking your head up my butt. You have to ask the shiny person if she wants to share. 🐶: 🤔 (walks to the next room) Me: I didn't expect him to actually do that. Crystal (from the next room): You want to take some of the work off my plate? I'm okay with that. Me: CRYSTAL!?

Me: I still can't walk, but it's been relaxing being on all fours. Maybe I should go back to being a puppy. Crystal: Mistress, I already feed and walk 🐶. Now you want me to take care of a second dog? Me: Well, this dog can eat with a fork. Crystal: I've seen your table manners. No you can't.

(wumpWUMPwumpwump) ... (wumpwumpTHUDwumpwump) Me, from the kitchen: Mistress! Are you racing 🐶 up and down the stairs? (Long pause) @mistressaspyce.bsky.social: ... Noooo ...? (wumpWUMPwumpwump)

Bad news: I injured my ankle and can't walk. Good news: My puppy girl training is still ingrained in my muscle memory. I can even go up and down the stairs on all fours. Bipedal locomotion is overrated.

No! Don't lewd the Pokémon. They're so innocent and nostalgic and have better lawyers than you.

If you need support I send Support. If you need to be heard I send Understanding. And for those who need to be seen. I See you. You were never invisible. You are not alone. Even if it's just me. You will always have a +1.

I'll never forget the idea that when people talk about a top shortage, they often mean, "person who will fuck me the way I want to be fucked."

This week on a post-play party #Mistresseats, Loaded Nacho Lays. The guacamole-flavoured Doritos were made of disappointment. If Frito-Lays can't do a nacho-flavoured nacho, maybe they can figure out a nacho-flavoured non-nacho. That made sense in my head.

DollMaidCrystal: Then the HexDrones pressured them to stop selling the masks that kill you. Me: That's nice. Are there a lot of HexDrones? Crystal: You've been calling them "O-Drones." Me: That's a hexagon? Not a fancy O? Wait, they pissed off HOW MANY O-Drones? Crystal: All of them, Mistress.

Mistress Aspyce: First Dark Eldar printed and ready to kick your ass! Me: Doubt it. Drukhari are a finesse army. You'll be back to playing Space Marines in three months. Aspyce: Hey! I NEVER play Space Marines. Me: What about... Aspyce: Chaos Marines aren't Space Marines. They got better.

Me: Crystal, check out this hentai! We need to try this position! @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social: This... this isn't physically possible. Me: I have enough holes. Crystal: I don't have tentacles. Me: And with that attitude, you're never getting any!

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's THE DEFENDER OF THE UNIVERSE!

Me: And your first 3d-printed mini is done! What next to print? @mistressaspyce.bsky.social: Nothing. That was awful. This isn't worth saving a couple bucks. Me: How much do you think your new mini cost? Aspyce: Ten bucks? Five? Me: 19 cents. Aspyce: Put Reikenor the Grimhailer on the queue.

Sometimes you just want to be butch.

Hey! That is completely wrong. I did not drop Meal worms. I dropped Super worms which are bigger and they bite...with a vengeance . I screamed, you safeworded, and 🐶 barked from the other side of the house. My heroes. 🙄

I honestly thought that this edition of #Mistresseats was going to be Marsala flavoured chips, with mushrooms, sweet wine, and deliciousness. Instead, I'm tasting Masala flavoured chips, which is some kind of curry that's probably too hot for me. I WAS FOOLED!

📱: GET OVER HERE AND LISTEN TO WHAT YOUR DAUGHTER SAID! Me: Seriously, gender is more fluid with my friends. I don't care what pronouns they call me. 📱: Babygirl, you respect your friends' pronouns because you respect them. If you use any/any pronouns, you're saying you don't respect yourself. 1/

Post a picture of you, that's not actually you.

My adorable @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social is sick, whether she admits it or not. Some days being a domme means tormenting your doll until she breaks, and some days it means making sure your maid GOES TO THE DAMN DOCTOR.

“Good morning, designers! It’s petplay week, so we’ll want to see outfits that look like they belong on the dog in Khloe Kardasshian’s purse.” “However, all of your outfits must also be a fully functional bitchsuit. If your model can’t make it down the runway on their knees, you will be cut.”

There needs to be a latex fetish wear reality TV competition show. Like Project Runway, but every week the challenge is a different fetish. One week, they're all doing fursuits and the next is bondage gear! The winner gets a cash prize to start their own dungeon. 🥰 I'd watch the hell out of that!

He knows who's in charge.

Woah! That is so freaking awesome! 🤯

All there was to eat at D&D tonight was a giant bucket of early Halloween candy, so I came home craving real food. Crystal made herself something she called a "Chef's Meal," and had leftovers. It was pure, simple tastiness. After trying to survive on gummi sours, it was glorious! 🤤

Mistress Aspyce: What're you looking at? Me: Hentai. @mistressaspyce.bsky.social: You want that right now, don't you? Me: 😰 ...Maybe Mistress Aspyce: Then let's go... and where are you going? Me: Getting the car keys. I'm really craving a mochi donut!

I just noticed that @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social is past a thousand followers. Thank you! We appreciate all the support and will continue to show what our D/s relationship really looks like. I hope everyone keeps following our journey to enjoy all the mayhem and Nonsense. 🐶: Bark! 😊

This week on #Mistresseats is the worst idea from Pizza Hut since they ended BookIt: The Nashville Hot Flatzz. Topped with mozzarella cheese, dill pickle ranch dressing, honey Nashville Hot-flavoured powder, and chicken nuggies, every ingredient is pulled from the depths of Gen-Z FoodTok hell.

GIF of the last movie you watched.

(Mistress’s oldest friend is over) Friend: You’re doing all this kinky shit, but it’s been 12 years since I had sex! I don’t even know if I remember how! @mistressaspyce.bsky.social: It’s like riding a bicycle. Friend: By sticking your dick in it? Me: Please kindly stay away from my bicycle.

The problem with the kink community is I hate how they're characterized by their smaller legs in comparison to typical lizards and are found in different habitats except arctic and subarctic regions- Wait sorry I meant the SKINK community, sorry to any other lizard species I offended

Is it cliche for a femdom to start a drukhari army? I'm getting the urge to start a new 40k force, and I can't decide between Squats and Dark Eldar. I've never played Dwarves before, but the Drukhari's have all the leather and whips.

Today on #Mistresseats, Doritos Guacamole! flavour. (The exclamation mark is integral) Why would Doritos release a Guacamole! flavour, then discontinue it before football season? Well, it's football season now, and I'm trying these.

Ugh. Why does everything have to go wrong all at once. Bad news shows up here often enough, it should know to make an appointment! 😤

This is so very to my tastes. ❤️ youtube.com/shorts/BZtNB...

Me: Okay, Crystal, now cum for me! Hard! @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social: 😖 Me: No, I want to hear you cum. Be loud for me! Crystal: uuuaaaAAAAHH! Me: Ummm... Dragon Ball Z powering up noises was not what I had in mind. 🤦‍♀️

Let me get this straight. You borrowed my punk rock regimental standard bearer to use as a company commander, AND YOU DIDN'T BUY HER A SINGLE COMMAND SKILL!? What did you think her job is?!

"I will break you"

Since I keep getting asked about this picture: My friends would attend a party like this, but I'm not sure how many would play with the subs. They're into being in places where BDSM happens, but cozy get-togethers are more likely Mario Party and Warhammer talk than jerking off buff anime guys.

(Watching a YouTube video of a very destructive dog. 🐶 Is watching very intently.) 💻: BUDDY STOP! (BAM! CRASH! CRACKLE!) Me: 😱 What if 🐶... Crystal: Do you think 🐶 would do any of those things? 🐶: (Looks at me) Me: Try any of those things and I'm drowning you in the bath tub. 🐶: 😨 Crystal: 🤦‍♀️

Next time, you throw yourself over the kitchen table and fuck your own ass ragged! I'll sit back, sip cocktails, and watch.

Stupid ankle. I strained my ankle trying to position my strap on after throwing @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social over the kitchen island. You know dommes don't wear high heels because it's sexy. We wear heels so we don't end up on the couch with an ice pack on our foot. 🧊🦶

Found the mysterious “Ex-PEN-sive” domme shoes! Wow. Those really do look like they came from the DSW clearance rack.

(Watching some porn with friends) 📺: What are you wearing?! Those shoes look like cheap crap. Look at my heels. My shoes look ex-PEN-sive. Couch full of dommes in unison: NO THEY DON'T!