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damn that blasted grouch! lured me out with chocolate treats and then fucked my wife

instead of any character limitation: users MUST haiku

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64 times 2 that’s… let’s see… carry the one that’s… a lot of steps

bad news, little girl: all your test results came back you can’t have vermouth

abloo bloo abloo abloo bloo bloo bloo abloo bloo abloo abloo

let us all unite cops, nazis and protesters let us be as one

if we made more gold like a bunch of alchemists maybe folks would chill

problematic young adult authors in ani- me have ruined us

quite alluring, yes; but where is the motivic development at?

Tiny Penis Crew called to say you “fit” the bill congratulations

it’s Haiku Thursday This is my puppet His name is Ronaptulon And he has a beard #haikuthursday

i want to own this it is penis-shaped, it is shaped like a penis

million-dollar plan: doordash but it’s for cat treats. oh wait, that is me