dropped half a bag of a 6lb bag of meatballs from Costco on the floor AMA

saw someone with a christmas leg sleeve and i was like oh that’s cool but then you’d be christmassy all year round that might bother me personally, i say as i have a jack o’ lantern tattoo and plan on building up a halloween sleeve

wendys got rid of their sweet and sour sauce so i’m getting rid of myself. goodbye

read about local community near me building a COMMUNITY CENTER with a gym, basketball courts, meeting rooms, cafeteria, etc etc and i thought “oh how nice” and the first comment I see is we make “lavish indoor facilities” for exercise when we can go outside I HATE THESE PEOPLE I HATE THESE PEOPLE!!

in the past hour i’ve decided I’m going to get the other side of my nose pierced and came up with 2 different tattoo ideas. someone might need to check on me

being brave (drinking hot chocolate that was made with water and not milk bc i don’t have any)

tomorrow… the iphone 11 will be retired

hey does anyone know how to talk to girls

hot mulligans new album… umm. banger alert!!!

solicitor woke me up banging on the door and window(??) this morning which sign are we thinking I should get?

should i make an instagram/tiktok account to post cringey videos and ragebait it seems fun

hit my finger rn and it still feels weird and hurts after cutting it at Big Lots in 2022!!!I’m still going to sue you one day…

fighting with a random man on Facebook on the local town page and he said “I can tell you did not grow up in the 70s” and I said “no but god I wish, Gen X’ers sure do have it easy” … now we wait

holding back everything to not write “looks bad” on a picture of someone’s baby birth announcement who left me a hate comment

someone ran through a red light and i saw them speeding before and figured they would so i didn’t go and then the person honked at me … is this real life rage bait

erm

think i might have the c word again …

💔 it’s 5am

i have a good joke but i can’t make it because it’s illegal. pretend you read it though and laughed and like this. thanks

my power went out which also means i can’t open the garage door to leave (idk how to do it manually) and i’ve just been cleaning. i’m trapped like a 50s housewife

live action lilo and stitch and freakier friday… big year for millennial women

what do we think?

how do these thigns ever work

performative asshole

at work before i close up the doors for the night i try to get out as many bugs as i can as possible bc then they’ll die in here and it makes me sad to think about

I told myself the other day my 2 goals before the end of the year: get my real ID and get my wisdom teeth out. anyway i got my real ID now… you know what’s next….

found out what the singer of la dispute looked like after all these years…. idk what i expected but it wasn’t that

it’s amazing how much the weather affects me and how normal i can feel when it’s not extremely hot and humid out… i need to move somewhere else stat

going on IG reels and immediately seeing someone get murdered 😍😍😍😍

feeling empathy for the ppl i outbid on ebay. i’m sorry i got the gritty night light over you

at vendor market thingy today and some guy was vending who was a youtuber and he said “are you subscribed?” to me and i said “no.. i’m good though”

can’t sleep so i’m making chocolate cupcakes at 7:30am

i bet keying a cybertruck feels so good

i don’t want to go to work

just found out the west coast / some of the midwest does not rlly have lightning bugs… i’m so sad for them

finally googled what does “mustard (on that beat)” mean

brand new! 4 days! !

body dysmorphia is not real. i really am 700lbs

lowkey getting tan

so worried about my chickens with this heat and humidity i’ve been watching the camera all night and day 😭

this was the most boring stanley cup finals ever

eating chips at my computer i feel like this

Frieren 🥰 another ink I sold at TCAF today! It was such a nice day! Met so many cool people!!

he died

in a bath with bath salts i never used before and i can feel my body to tingling and now stinging this is a good sign right

guys

yelling “we killed kings for less than this” at the local township meeting

guys!!!! you can see the northern lights!!!

1 like and i’ll get a “directed by david lynch” tramp stamp

busy season at work and now i have to do my job