patri guijarro is insane. what a player

when geyse is fit and motivated, she is one of the most terrifying players i’ve ever seen

gabriela garcia has been brilliant in midfield in both matches of concacaf w champions cup for américa. super super player

gotham pls chill i can’t be yelling out loud like this with my children asleep

my daughter came running downstairs during my workout to show me her scraped knee. i yelled “YOU’RE SO TOUGH” and gave her the biggest grin. she went sprinting upstairs chanting “DADDY THINKS I’M TOUGH, DADDY THINKS I’M TOUGH” 😩😭🥹

barber just asked my son who his favorite soccer player is. “rose. rose LAVELLE!!”

in order of preference: 1. revamp VAR to drastically reduce impact (time limits, limited replay numbers, limited scope of VAR use) 2. scrap that shit completely 3. stay as is (untenable)

I have been advocating for a 30-45 second time limit or a two-replay system for years now. it CANNOT be clear and obvious if it takes someone 3 minutes and 10 different replay angles to make a decision.

is nahuel molina tryna run the puskas competition on his own, what is his PROBLEM??

arteta's arsenal are never gonna come out and be open like psg or bayern but that was a good first half. they actually showed ambition and bravery, real intention despite the pace not being high enough for my liking. need more of that and better.

find someone who don't play about you like viktor gyökeres don't play about penalty kicks

dallas wings tryna run their own version of the sacred band of thebes, i rate it.

gabriel martinelli only remembering he's brazilian in cup competitions is crazy ngl

JAEDYN SHAW CORE

shout out DAWN STALEY, and DAWN STALEY ONLY. i cannot, in good conscience, celebrate a south carolina win 🤮

COYG

After Claudia Goldin became the first woman to win a solo Nobel in economics, she got hundreds of invitations. She accepted three. One was advising WNBA players on a labor deal. She helped players land the biggest % raise in US sports history. www.wsj.com/economy/wnba...

For the first time in Arsenal history, a hat-trick has been scored against Tottenham Hotspur by players from both senior sides in the same season. Eberechi Eze scored three in a 4-1 victory in November, while Alessia Russo also did so in a 5-2 win yesterday. 🎩🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Deja vu. 🤯

melanie barcenas oh my days what have you done

COYG

i want egg to play ronaldo fenomeno next

tanikawa. CLAAAAASSSSSSSSSS

that ball from arianna caruso to pernille harder to open manchester united up and put bayern ahead has me HOOTIN AND HOLLERIN

oh my linda caicedo. oh my.

i know the real madrid femení players’ sleep paralysis demons are just the entire barcelona roster standing at the foot of their beds playing their goal highlights on repeat

nice whip & curl on that strike from chloe kelly but hannah hampton's gotta be doing WAY better from there

COYG

flying straight to london for the carabao cup final after the gotham game tonight. i might shed real tears when i walk through the wembley gates.

i’m singing negro spirituals in my office

msuahegehgsvagajfknf fvsushshhdhdhdjsbdbjxikwnsb

COYG

we often debate if we can enjoy great art made by bad people, and richarlison asks the flip side of the question

i wish richarlison wasn’t like the only brazilian footballer with good politics because it would make it way more enjoyable to make fun of him

we got olivia smith and max dowman.

COYG (again)

LFG BATS

every time i see tara mckeown wearing #9 as a center back

that first touch and finish from olivia moultrie got me hooting and hollering!!!

i’m making dinner tonight but MY WIFE IS COOKING ALL DAY

walking my dog in the warmth with the sun in my face and curren$y in my ears. sometimes life is good.

my pops got honored tonight at halftime of the unc game 🙏🏾🙌🏾

just put this new baby keem on and made the NASTIEST face when the drums kicked in on ca$ino 🤧

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

this whole looksmaxxing anime saga and the syntax created around it is funny and genuinely entertaining until you see a clip pop up and remember “oh yeah these are terrible, racist people who deeply hate women”

some sort of pig/AT-AT hybrid has found itself in my living room

olivia smith is really one of them ones #coyg

the tales of dunk and egg are my favorite of all the asoiaf series that i’ve read and reread way too many times. i’m beyond overjoyed they’re doing it justice with a knight of the seven kingdoms. i used to pray for times like this