Should I finally pop my Kingdom Hearts cherry this year? Been fascinated by it for almost 25 years now (jfc)

Does Four Swords Adventure and Triforce Heroes count as a mainline Zelda? I seen some people say it is and i just find that nuts. If you ask people what came after Wind Waker, most people are gonna say Twilight Princess lol. Feel like this is a sub series at best.

Been neglecting the Bluesky homies for too long so this will be where I exclusively ramble about Zelda stuff as I play the games. For starters, I stared in awe at this cow in Ocarina of Time for a good 5 minutes the other day. Such a beautiful critter. Best cow on N64 hands down. Sorry moo moo

NEW VIDEO is out! Every Star Wars N64 game reviewed

E10+ is such a bitch made rating. Imagine shitting yourself at the DK Bongos cuz you're 9

With the 20th anniversary coming up, is there anything specific about Revenge of the Sith's marketing hype and release that you'd like to see me cover?

Nosferatatouille

Switch 2 having decent built in video capture settings would be a game changer. I just wanna be able to get footage off an actual handheld without being tied to a computer for once

Its always a challenge to properly convey the nuance of how online perception of media or product flucuates over time cuz theres always someone who wasnt tuned into discourse (i.e. terminally online) or even alive thats ready to say "no! _____ was ALWAYS beloved by everyone"

Said this on the other site but it’s so funny that guys like Thiel spend billions to look ageless with these kinda results, meanwhile ol’ George Lucas goes to Panda Express like every day and has the finest head of hair in the world

No pizza

If Half Life 3 gets announced tomorrow, I'll eat like a whole slice of pizza u dont know who ur dealing with

I NEED 55 PADDY FROGS 55 RONTO WRAPS 55 JAWA JUICE 55 WOOKIE COOKIES 55 BACTA SPRITE 100 WATTOBURGERS

Been getting into my local library lately and they just happen to have a 4K Blu-Ray of Saving Private Ryan?? Along with a really nice, sizeable selection of Blu-Rays??? THE LIBRARY ROCKS!

Almost 2025 and this how mfs look at you when they say Die Hard is a christmas movie

These two series look and sound like they were made from the same batch of mud

I hope centuries from now, its completely lost that Elmo was a puppet. Just a beloved public figure that died of a heart attack in his sleep or something, we're not exactly sure.

Playing hero shooters asking if theres a canon reason my team sucks

As much as I'd love a new PSP, realistically I dont think Sony has the bandwidth in the modern gaming landscape to support an entire handheld landscape if they couldnt do it over a decade ago with the Vita. Hybrid seems like the only viable move

It's very hard for me to conceptualize what it must be like for kids to grow up in a world where media like Toy Story 2 is 25 years old, Ocarina of Time is 26, etc. When relative to my own childhood, I saw these sort of anniversary articles for things like Fox & the Hound or the original Donkey Kong

Fantastic campaign slogan for Jabba

NEW KUNG FU KENNY!!!!

Man, I only started buying 4K Blu-Rays last year and I had no idea that it would also be the last holiday season I'd ever be able to buy them from most major outlets. Feels like Best Buy really dropped the ball by ditching it as soon as the format became way more accessible with the PS5/XSX

Another year goes by with me praying someone leaks the Rogue Squadron Trilogy Wii port. We need a christmas miracle 😔

Oh my god they Life of Pablo'd the nominees

Man why the FUCK did I have to go and watch these two back to back 😭

I havent felt old until this year, and its only due to the fact that there just seems to be a sudden influx of people online saying shit like "yeah one of my earliest memories is cory in the house" tf you mean you wish you were ALIVE for the gamecube???

Sheeeesh

I dont care what the Switch 2 specs are, I just want it to have a Wiimote and sensor bar available. If we can get an N64 contoller and Gamecube controller, I want my Wiimote and a do-over on motion control implentation, light gun ports, Wiimasters, all of it. Gyro is not enough

WHICH/ONE WHICH/ONE WHICH/ONE

YungJunko's Journal. Morning drive, November 15th. 2 older ladies begin cutting each other off in rapid succession until we get to red light. They exit their cars, start slap fighting. 20 seconds wash tf out of what Tyson-Paul were doing for 8 rounds. Bad stream. Down goes Netflix. Everyone laughs.

You couldnt make Gubble today

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