Trump is 34 count felon lecturing the country about crime.

Trump lecturing on crime is like me lecturing on healthy eating choices.

Dear Universe, don’t you dare take Dolly and leave the insulation scalped fleshy bag of evil soaked bloat rot!!

Pam Bondi is Kristen Wiig’s impression of Elizabeth Hasselbeck

This is an example of a “dissenting view” that Bari Weiss would insist get equal time.

Has anyone received the email regarding the fall Antifa cotillion?

If you cheered for this guy, you’re probably a Trumper.

Dear Citizens of Port Charles: How many people have to come back from the dead for you to stop being surprised by it? If I were you, I’d stop having funerals. Just go home and wait. #GH #GeneralHospital

Did I miss something? Are you telling me a sitting congress person doesn’t have a lot of security? #GH

Don’t scream about corporate greed and then continue using Amazon and getting coffee from Starbucks. Good talk.

There has to be some sort of down the road payoff for making Abi so completely unlikeable?? #Corrie

Ok…who’s the hunky bartender on #GH?

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Merchant fees (the fees to use a credit card) are not new. Any businesses who are NOW upcharging customers for that are just straight up shady.

What does Pete Hegseth have to do to get fired, wear a tan suit?

Karoline Leavitt might actually be direct from the bowels of Hell.

Got to the theatre early, now I’m playing the greatest time passing, people watching game, “Son or Boyfriend”.

Dear senators who think you can’t do anything, Today, Senator Van Hollen - through diplomatic pressure - got a meeting with Abrego Garcia in El Salvador. So that thing you’re thinking about doing? DO IT. ~ All of Us

I want to care about rich celebrities going into space but I just…I lied; I DON’T care.

“Wrongly deported”?????? How is it the media have learned NOTHING about covering this regime?! He wasn’t wrongly deported, this was a racially motivated kidnapping.

I refuse to patronize restaurants or any business who upcharge their customers with a credit card fee. You chose to accept credit cards, that’s the cost of doing business.

People who are surprised that Bill Maher kissed the ring confuse me.

I didn’t know even know Marjorie Taylor Green was in town.

I’m sure it’s just a coincidence…right?

People who refuse to talk about politics or who dance around it are MAGA. The saddest part is that they don’t talk about it because they know how completely despicable their views are.

Stop listening to people who tell you to NOT look at your retirement accounts. Look at them! Voted for Trump, LOOK AT THEM! Didn’t bother to vote, LOOK AT THEM! Cast a “protest” vote for a different candidate because you didn’t like the way she laughed, LOOK AT THEM!

I love public bathrooms that flatter me.

Every CEO should be required to go on television annually and break down their yearly compensation package. Then they should turn the mic over to their lowest paid full time employee for them to do the same.

Thoughts and prayers to Elise Stefanik. God wants her to sit in the house chamber listening to Paul Gosar suck parsley out of his dentures.

It’s funny that Dump wants auto makers to manufacture cars here in the USA when this country refuses to pay their labor enough money to afford eggs.

The right would like the media to cover a murderer as sympathetically as they would their victim. If not, it’s “bias”. Do I have that right you right wing booze swigging amoral narcissists?

I’m guessing people who cheat the Peloton leaderboard are probably MAGA. More for the glory than the actual work.

I actually used the words “I haven’t heard this song in 40 years”…and I meant it. Then I went fetal.

If you’re in a doctor’s office waiting room talking on your phone in full voice, you might as well go and join ISIS.

Give it time, if the money is right, Kim Kardashian will be in ads promoting measles.

Democrats, you know how they say to dance like nobody is watching? I’m begging you to govern like Trump will work to primary you!

I wish there was an anti-Trump AI sensor that would automatically turn the volume down whenever that mango hued Soviet bag of toilet cloggins speaks.

Hey @schumer.senate.gov: When Trump is congratulating you for “doing the right thing,” you can be damn sure you’re doing the WRONG thing.

Trump, his lap dogs & billionaires prefer uneducated people. Those without knowledge of our history, our rights, our Constitution,the values we fought for. If we don’t know facts, we wont recognize the lies If we don’t know our rights, we are more willing to let them be taken away

Boy the stock market is… BUT HER E-MAILS!!!

I’m guessing Starlink has a “ruffies” setting?

Just a reminder

I am economic boycotting my ASS OFF!

Let’s see how many people will forego their own comfort of having something arrive at their door today.

Please let go of your conveniences for 24 hours? We can do that right?

Did we survive Covid just to die from the fucking measles???? What is this, Little House on the Prairie????