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I FUCKING LOVE DOGS
about 17 hours ago
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Theres this one song I hear on hold all the time and it's a fuckin BANGER
1 day ago
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2019: if you eat avocado you are terrible with your money and deserve to die in poverty. 2026: WHY ISNT ANYBODY BUYING AVOCADOOOOOSSSS
1 day ago
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"Aww, you'll find a man!" "How fucking dare you wish that on me, you take that back right fucking now"
9 days ago
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I'm honestly still really mad about how the Voice to Parliament offended all the white people
9 days ago
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"Intelligent design" fuck right off why are my ovaries bleeding
14 days ago
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Dad: why are you still single? Me: I keep finding guys who treat me like you treated my mum
23 days ago
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I used to dream about taking my mother's maiden name instead of my dad's name, till I remembered that mum's maiden name is just my grandpa's name
25 days ago
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Me: you completely own me, master My mortgage broker: please stop saying that
29 days ago
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Signing up for unfun stuff because I want to do unfun stuff (study) so I can do fun stuff (get money)
29 days ago
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A raindrop just landed on my face and I tried to swat it like a fly. I've been in the outback too long.
about 1 month ago
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Check it out, this is the hill my mum died on
about 1 month ago
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I love that the real redpill is actually HRT
about 1 month ago
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Me: my mum was not a celebrity Also me: I got this photo of my mum off google
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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This is my JAM! How-? Oh right, it's also my playlist.
about 1 month ago
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Boats for your dogs
about 1 month ago
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No officer, I didn't burn the building down, but I'm pretty sure it was Ben, you should ask him
about 1 month ago
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Who the fuck is Ben and why do people keep sending me emails addressed to him
about 1 month ago
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I'm not for Sora and Kairi as a ship because I've dated enough guys to know what it looks like when they don't have romantic feelings for you. Girl, you deserve better for yourself 😭
#KH
about 1 month ago
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If your Big Question in 2026 is "did they fake the moon landing?" I think you need to go find a ball pit to play in and leave the critical thinking to everyone else
about 1 month ago
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You remind me of my dad (derogatory)
about 2 months ago
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I'm not a lawyer but I think voting alt-right should be a tort for civil negligence That's a bit anti-democratic but there's the paradox of tolerance for ya
about 2 months ago
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I have discovered at the age of 33, thanks to a blood test, that I have hay fever. Somehow, decades of sneezing my head off did not clue me in.
about 2 months ago
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Turns out Neopets is not a TTRPG at all :(
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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Casual reminder: If you lick the boot, your reward is boot in your mouth
about 2 months ago
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Rimworld atrocities are fun and all, but have you ever bred enough chinchillas to crash your game?
about 2 months ago
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Yeah you're fine and all but I literally have Neopets older than you
about 2 months ago
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Gun to my head, I have to choose my favourite word in the English language, it's obviously gonna be "fuck"
2 months ago
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How the fuck am I too hot and too cold at the same time?
2 months ago
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That's a load-bearing Coke
2 months ago
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Having a dead mother sucks so bad but it's a great flex "Why are you named ____?" "Fly to heaven and ask my mum, you jerk"
2 months ago
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Robber pointing a gun at me: give me your wallet Me: pls no I have a family -Robber opens my wallet, inside there is a screenshot of my rimworld gravship-
2 months ago
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Hello!? Yes, I'm calling about an urgent issue I need to have repaired at my house immediately. No, I'm not available this afternoon, I'm actually going on holiday for 3 weeks.
2 months ago
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Working at my desk, smiling and daydreaming about my rimworld gravship
2 months ago
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When the pets stretch you gotta say "thats a big stretch!" and when you're watering the plants you gotta say "that's a big drink!" I don't make the rules
2 months ago
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"Can I go to the bathroom? I have my period and it makes me need to shit every 20min"
3 months ago
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Neopets is not a dating TTRPG!
3 months ago
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Personality is stored in the balls
3 months ago
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Idea: uber for babies. Call it "Utes-R-Us"
3 months ago
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AL Creed 🇨🇦
3 months ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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Ovulating is boring, I'm laying an egg today
3 months ago
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Bout to start hiding my stash with a heap of sex toys. You want to borrow some from me without asking, you gotta confront a monster dildo first
3 months ago
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Galumph went the Little Green Frog is probably my favourite nursery rhyme because it sets the rules up just to immediately break them "Frogs go galumph. NO THEY DON'T, IDIOT."
4 months ago
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Barbara Sobel
4 months ago
The legal gun of the murder victim was in its holster and an agent had already taken it from the holster BEFORE the first shot was fired. Minnesota is an open carry state. The murder victim was following protocol. The Homeland Security agents did not. They murdered an unarmed man
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Anne Zanoni
4 months ago
#ICE
#protestICE
#protests2020
#ICEout
#AbolishICe
#Minnesota
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Denise Wheeler
4 months ago
This is the US citizen ICE executed today in Minnesota. Alex Pretti, ICU nurse and mountain climber. They fired 12 times. 1, and then 3, and then the rest. Shot him right in the back after he was beaten, pinned to the ground, and pistol-whipped. Trump sanctioned execution.
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4 months ago
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Different vets I've been to keep texting me to say my dog is overdue for her shots. Today I called one of them back to say I'd be shocked if Cookie was up to date with her shots because she died a year and a half ago Admin person didn't think it was funny. Tough crowd.
4 months ago
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All my jokes about being bisexual are just about how much I'd rather date women 🤔
4 months ago
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