// tbh i just want to say this one cardinal thing: on the internet, lying about your identity when someone has stated publicly they dont want to interact with you-- is wrong, dont do that, it's just wrong whether you did something small or big or horrible or just not that bad-- +

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 火拳のエース | 𝐹𝒾𝓇𝑒 𝐹𝒾𝓈𝓉 𝒜𝒸𝑒

there's something wrong with me, i'm gravely ill chopper please, please fix me i think i need a chunk of my brain bleached and hung out to dry

I DO NOT TRUST HIM AT ALL, NOT ONE BIT SOMETHING IS VERY VERY WRONG WITH HIM

awake. . no anaesthesia. . while he roots around in my body and pulls out my organs s p l a y ed

( his eyes widen, stunned into silence before he squints at the other. ) . . are you threatening me, it really doesn't feel like it-- ( his neck feels a little hot but he's just going to ignore that )

( raising his hands towards him in a 'stop' motion ) it was a thought! a silly thought! a very serious, grumpy man melting into. . my hand, like our adorable chopper-- there was nothing- i wasn't-- ( oh god. he looks utterly bewildered now, before yelling at the sky above him ) +

o h nonono-- they're not, it wasn't a 'fantasy' ( emphasis on the word. he looks a tad nervous before clearing his throat again ) why would you put it that- why use THAT word

( he takes his time to look at her face, the spark in her eyes, the warmth in her cheeks. before blinking at her, smile hidden behind his fingers ) you already have. .

( still pursing his lips, so amused. but he does sober up, his manner light and casual as he lights a cigarette in front of the doctor ) no need to get your feathers all ruffled torao-- no, i wouldn't dream of calling Luffy a doctor-- I suppose, it was too cute an image-- 'what if all doctors +

( pursing his lips a bit, before looking at him all sparkly eyed ) o h you wouldn't know him-- he's got a terrible attitude, nothing like you and your. . sunny disposition

it better not be! i have no idea, i just saw my twin getting a headache talking about it

( jumps a little ) wha-- wh y are you here-- ( clearing his throat, looking rather embarrassed ) i was talking about. . a very specific doctor-- it's just a very- silly image ( bursting into laughter and clasping two hands to his mouth )

someone ELSE? are you doing this too?? what is this some kind of fitness fad

. . imagine if i could do the same to the other doctor a little scratch behind his ear. . .

mhm, all fluffed up for n o o reason, come here-- i got your special treats waiting, safe from prying hands rubbery or otherwise-- ( picking him up easily and carrying him over across the deck ) how lucky i am to have a stern doctor watching my every move. . ( said as he continues rubbing +

okay okay! calm down. . i promise i won't do something insane like that, alright? ( the tongue sticky outie is too cute for words. . he's already scritching him behind the ear )

oh god who's eating raw meat ( kneading his forehead )

( a little bump grows where the hoof gets him ) a wh CAN'T A MAN FLIRT WITH HIS DARLING IN PEACE! ( pouty faced and rubbing at his head ) it's a little funny. . . because mossy calls her a witch, get it?

( cheek in palm, softly shaking his head as he scrunches his nose, whispering ) he doesn't have to know. . you could have me as a sacrifice in the middle of the night-- who would know, really--

( yelling! and tripping ) ( raising his hands in surrender ) it was A JOKE! A JOKE!

( charging at him at full speed and kicking him in the shin. ) ABSOLUTELY NOT.

( brows raised, he points a finger at her ) Exactly! Might as well put it to good use since it's going to run out of me like a tap sooner or later ( chewing on his lip now to keep from smiling too much-- she was adorable with her teasing )

i- guess so. . he is a good one, a bit tough around the edges still. god, i hope i'm not too much like him. . . ( makes a face ) but yes! i want to live in a matriarchal society, do as women ask of me, i am completely fine with that

men are the root of all things evil. . men raising men to be hard, evil things i'm just lucky the man who raised me taught me better

my tears are coming to good use ✨

( laughing heartily before a smirk climbs onto his lips ) h o! then you shall outlive me by decades, would you like my blood too, in a little vial to wear around your pretty neck ? ( batting his lashes at her in a silly way )

#LRT: Men’s tears add ten years to my life span. Sanji-kun’s are special, though. They triple it. ✨

His heart jumped inside his chest when she touched his face, brows knitting together at the sight of her tears. When she's done speaking, he lifts both his hands to wipe at her face, fingers just framing her face, gentle. "I'm so sorry I've hurt you the way I have. And so relieved, every day +

it's nothing. . if more men truly felt this way about women we would have less crimes against them. . it's the very least a man can do, the BARE MINIMUM you don't have to be proud of me for just this

it's none of my buisness, i don't care! but if you do fancy her, i would suggest presenting her with flowers, or something sweet like that, don't just throw a sake bottle at her alright?

what-- are you after her as well, men are so annoying gosh

stupid moss going and spreading rumors without knowing anything

im not fighting anybody over robin??? i was agreeing with him, yes she is perfect!

it's just so moving. .

when nami san stands on deck looking at the storm clouds on the horizon. . i could just cry

( he laughs a bit and nods at her, waiting for a light before he blows smoke-- careful to blow it away from her face of course ) do i know this barto guy? sounds like poultry to me until proven otherwise +

// sanji when he meets a fellow simp

Literally! Why does she sound surprised. .

🥰🥰🥰💪

( he smiles a little, then shakes his head ) no i'm not, you're too beautiful-- it's only natural that you had pesky men if not women vying for your attention. . ( however, he goes a bit silent now as he pulls out a cigarette, offering her the box if she wanted one ) +

( placing a few orange blossoms on top of a slice of light sponge cake. the frosting isn't too sweet, just enough to give @catburglingnami.bsky.social a boost in this summer heat ) ( leaving the plate on her desk where she is hard at work at her latest map, he smiles brightly ) looking good! +

i'm not any better, i know what men are like because i'm the same. . ( he rubs the back of his neck, embarrassed before he smiles softly at her ) but i know you know what you're doing. . you've probably had a lot of men drooling after you when you were travelling alone

i love women, i support women's rights and wrongs, if a woman wrongs me, she must have good reason for it

! i haven't had any such fantasies about you robin chan i promise, and besides, my leching days are fast leaving me

which grown man has any 'cute and innocent' fantasies about a woman he desires unless it's. . well, Luffy probably

how many more chicken jokes are up my sleeves? who knows

ugh, one false move and you're fried chicken do you hear me whoever you are

innocent! hardly i know a lecher's dream like the back of my hand. . . . . . i bet he drools every time you give him your attention, watch out robin chan