don’t worry! i made sure there’s no icky bugs growing inside of them. besides, the alcohol zoro drinks has probably drowned any worms that try to live in his body. i’m not to sure about robin though, she’s going to turn into an icky bug that lives inside books one of these days. there’s no medicine

“oh no, i was just wondering if you needed he— extra cake?! can i have some? please please please sanji i’ll do anything!!” clasping his hooves together, and looking up at her with big, pleading, doe eyes.

the sound of the shutter going off makes his ears twitch, but he’s distracted rather easily. “huh? oh! thanksss!!” scrambling to his feet and striking a little pose. one hoof on his hip, the other stretched out in front of him.

he’s lingering around in the kitchen, deliberating on how to ask the chef for the scraps. twiddling his little hooves and pacing around in circles.

freshly showered and all fluffy.

T R E A T S✨ GIMME GIMME GIMME!!! ( he was wiggling with excitement, eyes sparkling and completely ignoring any other words that fell from his mouth. the only thing on the reindeers mind was a sweet treat. )

you can’t go back on your word now! you made a pro— o h . . mm . . ( melting under his touch, going all smiley and pushing his head into his touch. )

THIS IS NOT FLIRTING!?! you’re WEIRD sanji. ( sticking his tongue out and making a disgusted face. ) no, it’s still not funny. ABSOLUTELY NO bleeding out on my watch.

( smacking him on the head with his hoof for good measure. ) NOT FUNNY! don’t you dare make stupid jokes like this ever again sanji!!!

( charging at him at full speed and kicking him in the shin. ) ABSOLUTELY NOT.

h EY! you don’t gotta compliment my pirating skills like that! idiot! ( very clearly happy and doing a little celebratory dance. ) i’m sure his midnight raids haunt you, sanji. i’ve seen you camping out by the fridge just to fend him off and wake up with dark circles around your eyes

( eyes sparkle for a split second before he rapidly shakes his head to shoo away thoughts about yummy pastries. he’s totally not drooling. ) NO! stop trying to bribe me. i am very upset with you. i thought we were making progress. p r o g r e s s. ( angry hooves on his tiny little shorts. ) ➷

you’re not fine sanji! look at you . . you can barely walk. you. have. got. to. learn. to. control. yourself. I BARELY HAVE ENOUGH BLOOD FOR TRANSFUSION AS IS. YOUR BLOOD TYPE IS RARE! TAKE MY FEELINGS INTO CONSIDERATION IF NOT YOUR OWN HEALTH AND SAFETY. ( stressed reindeer noises. )

letting out a soft sigh once he’s done with his milk, setting it off to the side, he turns only to squeal and j u m p into the air. startled from the stranger taking a picture of him.

( hoof slapping against fluffy forehead as he shook his head in disapproval. ) you deserve it at this point. when will you learn . .

o h. what was that little click? he was a little preoccupied sipping on a warm glass of milk and gnawing on freshly baked cookies to notice.

( hugging his face, hooves sinking into the plush white speckled hat his fellow doctor was wearing. he was a good hugger, this was the first time chopper had hugged him but he could just tell. )

“gifts, bribes, they’re not that much different nami! what do you think i am . . naive?” giggling at the thought and giving her leg a little hug. “don’t worry you’ll be good as new in no time!”

mhm! i love hugs!! ( arms raised in preparation for uppies! he’s practically bouncing up and down waiting to be picked up so they could hug properly. )

“stop bribing me!!” pouting harder. although, the fit has ceased for now— the tangerines had been to enticing to continue throwing a fit. “you’ll need to keep off of citrus for a couple of days because of your sore throat, nami. i wouldn’t want your condition to worsen.”

“but namiiiii!! you should come to me when you’re feeling under the weatherrrr!!” whining and rolling around on the floor, banging his hooves against the ground and just throwing a fit. “put it under your tongue and let it dissolve, you can drink the tea afterwards.”

“you should’ve come to me earlier!” pouting and stomping his little hoof on the ground in protest.

( a little surprised that he isn’t being yanked off but continuing his little leg hugging therapy. ) ( it seems to be working after all. )

( nuzzling his cheek onto his jeans, getting fur everywhere. ) you’re welcome. 😇

( quietly hugs his leg. )

“oh shush nami!!” dancing and wiggling after setting the tray down.

carefully running to her with tea and medicine.

“i’m doing great nami! law said you needed hugs! i’m here to supply all the hugs you need!!!” nuzzling his fluffy cheek onto hers.

hugging her face. “namiiii!!!!”

tackle hugging @catburglingnami.bsky.social

okay! . . . are you sure you don’t need hug therapy too?

giggling as he melts into her embrace, going a little limp as he paws at her face shyly. “okay robinnnn!! i’ll take good care of myself so that i can take care of my friends and become a doctor who can cure any disease!!!” a determined look on his face despite his ‘boneless-nes’ in her arms.

“don’t worry robin! i’m a reindeer, we tend to have a big sweet tooth . . and besides! i’m a doctor, i know what i’m doing.” rubbing a fluffy cheek against her, he felt all warm and fuzzy on the inside to know that she was worried about him, but he was absolutely fine.

“robinn!” looking up at her with a silly little smile, and big round eyes. “do i? i think it’s because i ate half a dozen cinnamon rolls right has sanji had taken them out of the oven and poured the yummy icing on top of them!”

𝙁𝙤𝙧 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙜𝙜𝙡𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙝 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙪𝙡𝙚𝙧𝙨, 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨, 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙚𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙡 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙢𝙨 - 𝙀𝙥𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝟲:𝟭𝟮

oh no she’s at it agai—

pushing a couple rocks in her general direction for her to play with.

“EEEEK‼️” hoof clutching over his fluffy chest as he heaved heavily. very startled by the plant-rocket.

playing with rocks out on the thousand sunny’s deck.

okay! let’s go! ( hopping up onto his shoulder and leaning in to whisper into his ears with sparkles in his eyes. ) so we’re like spies on a secret mission for a secretly sweet breakfast?

DO I?! YES!!!!! WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?! ( hopping up and down in excitement— practically bouncing off the walls. )

( sighing in relief and nodding. ) yep! thank you sanji! you’re the best!

“uhh . . i’m a reindeer-human?” peeking his head out from behind the wall, bashfully. “nice to meet you miss irene.”

“i’m a reindeer who ate the human human fruit— WHO EVEN ARE YOU?!” panicking and hiding behind a wall, the wrong way.

flying into the air because he’s startled from all the screaming before he crosses his arm and grumbles. “I AM NOT A RACCOON DOG!”

huh?! why is he being rewarded? he’s very confused but will gladly accept any tangerines— he clearly has a hankering for some food.

“but it’s yummy . . it tastes like hay . .” chomping away at the magazine.

chewing a hole through said catalogue.