banger card game content idea: record live play matches with no audio, and just run the balatro game music over it I'll take donations, thank you.

average vintage cube draft experience on mtgo Game 1 opp Turn 1 Dragon's rage channel, mox jet turn 2 dash ragavan Game 2 opp Turn 1 Dragon's rage channel, mox jet turn 2 dash ragavan

Not-so-bullshit deck naming update. It's no longer call "Oops, All Spells" It's called Legacy Mill. the more we antagonize the deck, the faster it will be quashed

semi annual reminder that melee sucks and you can't add "multiple" items to checkout, so a weekend con with events is like 4 transactions. #mtg

The sure fire way to find things you think you're missing is by placing an order for them again.

Doing some testing for Eternal Weekend tonite with @maxtortion.bsky.social

This was such a sweet play vs a Null Rod / Swords to Plowshares deck

Vintage Cube lol #mtgo

First official Tezz trophy posted on mtgo vintage. tezz is as promised. #mtg #mtgo

channeling the "surround yourself with successful people" mantra, so this year my EW travel companion is @maxtortion.bsky.social channeling his victory from last year. Time to do some work!

"pump up the jam" was the peak of music in the last 150 years. We're just coasting downhill ever since

Mystic Forge is made of stone, but Stoneforge Mystic cannot tutor for it. #flavor #musings #mtg

My recent MTGO run has been provided by this fearsome eldritch horror #inVintage #mtg

T8 in this week's Vintage challenge with Sphere Shops. Ran pretty good against Lurrus decks, then faced the mirror back to back (R6 then in T8). Guess I just wanted to be a baller today. #mtg

Excited to announce that I'll be streaming some VINTAGE in this weekend's #MTGOCreator #MTGOShowdown !! When: Saturday, March 15, 2025, 9am Pacific Where: www.youtube.com/@MaxtortionMTG What: Raker Shops, baby! Come hang out and watch this disgustingly powerful deck in action 🫣 #MTGO #Ad

Ran my first MTGO showcase in Vintage with Fleshraker Shops into a healthy 7-1 / T8 / 6th overall. Mishra was kind to my draws today #mtg #mtgo

Wholesome cats x mtg content

When @chromeamber.bsky.social and I hear Matt Berry’s voice show up we both turn to each other and nod “Yes, I’m Matt Berry” in a Mattberryian voice.

Vintage testing going extremely well, why do you ask?

Mishra's Workshop is not a Game Changer. But don't tell that to Vintage players who love casting spells. #mtg

le sigh, i am so tired of [ all of this bullshit ]

Panic! At the Costco Egg madness is in full effect. Line 30 carts deep just to pick up eggs.

Things are looking up! #mtg

I’ve seen some of y’all not wash your hands after using the bathroom at a Magic event and you think you’re responsible enough to inflict an open wound on yourself there? Wild.

I am your 2024 North America Vintage Champion!!

Top 8’d Vintage Champs at Eternal Weekend! Played Esper Lurrus, and very happy with how the day went. Great vibes and opponents all day 🙂

I'm not attending Eternal Weekend #mtg this year, but if I was going I would play this Vintage deck. Not because it's especially good, but because I'm a baller (spheres) moxfield.com/decks/u2f38k... Good lock and take many smoke breaks.

Putting this load-bearing tweet on Bluesky

Jewish, Black, and LGBTQ voters overwhelmingly voted for Harris in equal or greater margins (80%+) than Biden. It's almost like we know who will be targeted the most by fascism.

oh yea i made this a while back.