Opening an email chain and it’s just a text-based rainbow of three different people replying inline in different font colors. Happy Pride!

Nature is healing. I just witnessed a driver with Virginia plates give a "thank you" wave. I didn't even know that was legally permitted in their jurisdiction.

Our grocery store got new shopping carts and now I want to know where the old ones went.

The world has decided to test every ounce of patience that I have today.

Look at me partaking in a trend.

The lady next to me at the movie theatre bought a bottle of wine and I love it for her.

Closing a door to have a private conversation also requires an adjustment in volume. Otherwise, I can still hear the entire conversation.

I cannot make up some of the stuff I have to deal with at work. I get this message: 'Person cancelled appt for date X. Same person called back and now wants to keep the appointment they previously cancelled however the date/time is no longer available. Please advise'

Welp. Clicked submit on my internal job applications. Got confirmation that they were received, but the link to 'view my responses' doesn't work. Here's to hoping I did it right 😂

Dinner: spaghetti and meatballs with homemade focaccia.

It's April, 52 degrees outside and it's raining. So we are having cool weather food for dinner and warm weather dessert. Spaghetti and meatballs and homemade strawberry ice cream.

Hello little tomato plants. Welcome to spring.

I almost had a meeting free Friday morning, but then someone scheduled an 815am meeting.

Negroni while in bed watching TV? Don't mind if I do.

1pm coffee is going to ruin my sleep abilities tonight but it is so needed.

I hate word clouds.

What more could a guy ask for? Waffle House and cold brew.

Wheels up (again). Atlanta, here we come. @philaiv.bsky.social

I don't know what I did, but both of my cats are looking at me like I’ve just been voted off the island.

My new favorite text emoji: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Sending 'we saw you from across the bar' energy to everyone on the feed tonight. Who wants a drink?

Hello Spring!

Places need to stop catering to people who can't handle spice. Our hotel had a sour cream based sauce with poblano in it and they called it spicy.

This year's all inclusive sank haul.

The pool has been playing a remix of Golden for the last 13 minutes.

Please do not bake with raisins.

A straight group of women saw us drinking French 75s last night and now call us the French 75 guys whenever they see us at the resort.

The biggest conflict of my day: 🔘 Something frozen and sugary 🔘 Something classic and strong 🔘 Just keep the Margs coming Help me choose, I’m ‘busy’ at the pool. ⬇️

A drink that comes with a snack is the best.

Day 1 at the beach, awaiting cocktail delivery

Should you have to add butter to a croissant?

Trading my laptop for a margarita (soon. This is a mimosa). Cancun, we're coming for you! 🌮✈️ @philaiv.bsky.social

Tomorrow is my last day of work before a week long vacation. I apologize in advance if you have to interact with me at work.

My dentist said I aggressively floss my molars.

My post colonoscopy chaperone is taking me out for Mexican food. I'm so excited.

Work: there is currently a tornado watch in effect. We will remain open and should it be upgraded to a tornado warning, we will all shelter in place together. Me:

Sunday supper: pasta with chicken, broccoli in a cream sauce with sourdough bread

Sunday shenanigans. With @philaiv.bsky.social

In my dream, I was promised free unlimited banana pudding. I showed up and it was just blocks of Jarlsberg cheese for sale. What a scam

When the Lyft driver has the music up so loud you can’t even hear them speak... that’s not a noise complaint. That’s a 5-star review for an introvert. 🎧🙏

Getting ready for a meeting with my soon to be boss to discuss applying for my current position under our new leadership structure.

85F yesterday and the threat of snow today. This weather can fck right off.

My version of comfort food:

Frozen blueberries are nature's popsicles

The Boulevardier is a nice cocktail, but better than a Negroni? I'm not sure...

Ginger soy stir fried veggies with pan roasted salmon and a creme franchise dill sauce.

Salmon BLT on sourdough focaccia. Came out fantastic, but could have been smaller.

Here's a reminder to try new restaurants instead of going to your usual spots. Found a fantastic ramen restaurant in the food hall space above our Whole Foods. It's run by a local family and is some of the best I've had.

Spring is definitely starting to make an appearance. My Hyacinth bulbs are sprouting and my cat mint plant is waking up

Homemade sourdough focaccia in preparation for tomorrow's salmon BLTs