Well, having two more to go to complete the rule of threes just improves the odds

I moved about a year ago and changed my address at the time, however, there's a persistence of vision and my old address is still hanging around. I recently paid for something with Paypal and it wanted to send that package to my old address even though I had changed my address on the site...

My guess is that Graham hoped to pivot after Trump was gone. Elder Senators often get the soft treatment no matter what they have done. I mean Jesse Helms and Bono hung out together. However, you are never guaranteed twilight years to mellow your image

I was worried there wouldn’t be anything to talk about today because the next World Cup game isn’t until Tuesday

Not saying it has happened or will happen, but if we lost a Senator who confirmed RFK Jr. to the explosive diarrhea parasite, that would be aces

The more education you get, the more you realize how little you know

Wouldn’t be the first time Trump used an unexpected/unfortunate event for his own benefit. “Lindsey would have wanted you to vote for the SAVE America Act. It’s the last thing we talked about”

In the next version of A Christmas Carol, the ghost of Lindsey Graham visits Trump on Christmas Eve

Not to pile on, but I think I'll really miss Seth Meyers' Lindsey Graham impression. "Mee-Maw!"

There's that famous story that John Adams and Thomas Jefferson both died on July 4, 1826 and Adams' last words were supposedly, "Thomas Jefferson survives," though Jefferson had already died. So if any ailing MAGA senator wants to go down in history, make your last words, "Lindsey Graham survives"

Also there’s a lot of material for conspiracy theorists given some of Lindsey’s foreign policy views

They say deaths follow the rule of threes. Who will be the third?

Who will appear regularly on the Sunday morning news shows to defend Trump now that Lindsey Graham is gone?

Is that a former seagull scoring a goal in the World Cup?

Saw a commercial for The Odyssey. I'm confused. Why are the people who were concerned about its historical accuracy re: Helen not upset the actors are speaking English?

If England win the World Cup, do they promise to bring it to Allianz Field in St. Paul, Minnesota? #iykyk

Are there any psychic animals predicting the World Cup this year? There always seemed to be some sort of creature that would pick teams by choosing something to eat with one of two flags on it. What is the Greek word for predicting the future by the eating habits of animals?

What's the over/under on number of players who collapse during the Norway-England game in Miami? What's this? Rain in Miami for the start of the match? Inconceivable!

World Cup Reinvigorates Nation’s Interest In Kicking Things

Spell correct does not like the word “Buc-ee’s” and will come up with multiple ways to mangle the portion of the word after the hyphen

Is a used 747 the ultimate white elephant* gift? Cost a lot of money to upgrade. Costs a lot to use, but now can't be used without additional money. Requires money to maintain. Trump probably can't let go of it * Originally a white elephant was a gift that seemed good, but became a burden

It will never stop being weird when you're expecting a package tomorrow, but when you check your email there's a photo of it sitting on your porch

"No where in the constitution does it say a zombie can't serve in the US Senate!"

Having Michelob Ultra sponsoring the World Cup is odd because the Ultras used to be the top tier hooligans for any given club or country

I’m guessing everyone and their cat had the France-Spain semi before the first match

Yeah, that mind game stuff worked really well

I’d like a historic upset with an African team going to the semifinals, but will settle for a close match settled in 90+ minute

A heatwave cartoon for @newscientist.com

We’ve had two recent Presidents who have had troubles with stairs and ramps. Maybe there’s a more stately way to get them on and off Air Force One. Or just elect younger candidates

Offside xkcd.com/3268/

This what an Oxbridge education can do for you!

Just saw one of those true detective magazines from the 70s with the caption, “When the beating stopped, the strangling began” and I guess that’s just the natural progression of things

The BBC has reminded us of Bjorge Lillelien’s rant after Norway defeated England in 1981. Is there a Norwegian broadcaster prepared to do a similar rant this year? Or is an English commentator reading up on famous Norwegians in case they have a chance to return the favor?

When YouTube coughs up an old Super Bowl commercial and you think it was from a “few” years back and the video data says it was 15 years ago…

IKEA sent me some email about their new Halloween products and it all looks pretty good so I’m not going to complain that it’s still the first half of July

Given today’s rant about Spain, I’m really hoping Spain wins the World Cup now. Maybe France could do something to upset him, too. Probably still mad at Belgium for beating USMNT

In case you ever wanted your pet to be recorded in the annals of history…

Someone put together a compilation of appearances by Ass Dan from the Under-Underground Records promotions on SNL and I’ve been watching that a lot for no particular reason

Of the teams remaining, half have won the World Cup and half haven’t. I’d like a new country to win, but I’m pretty sure the odds favor it being won by a team with at least one previous World Cup victory

What do we do with ourselves tomorrow?

Goalkeeper kicks! That's what we want!

After the World Cup is over, will we all be wearing pink shoes?

Maybe the whole discolored hand thing is a clever ruse. if people think you're going to die soon, they may spend less time working to remove you from office before the end of your term

Could we get Trump to declare war on emus? Maybe he doesn’t like those insurance commercials? It’s just I’ve heard wars on emus usually don’t go well

Hostess Discontinues Physical Twinkies https://theonion.com/hostess-discontinues-physical-twinkies/

I was just about to say “go to shootout” because neither side is going to score. I am a football god

If Peyton Manning and David Beckham appeared in the same World Cup ad would reality collapse in on itself? (Have they? Am I now living in an alternative reality?)

Midwestern dad adage: You gotta spend some time outside to justify turning on the AC

Has the President always been a magpie? “Shiny! Mine! You can’t have it!”

Only a few logical jumps until they determine the only way to prevent pregnant women from entering the country is to ban all women from entering the country. The next crisis will be how do we know women aren’t disguising themselves as men to get into the country