Getting mighty tired of having to log in at 6am to register my kid for spring break / summer care spots, because they all book up after 4 minutes.

Aaron Gunn you stupid fuck, that period included vacation cashouts for staff members' unused PTO at end of fiscal. You bigoted fucking moron. This is just a poorly sourced article trying to conflate "personal" with "personnel" by illiterate dipshits like your supporters. Fuck you.

King Joffrey is one of the greatest villains of all time, and we should really appreciate Jack Gleeson for his incredible portrayal.

I'm preaching to the choir, it's just nice to have things summarized.

*pulls down pants to reveal dripping gonorrhea*

Wood chipper, feet first.

Not the Onion www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

"Clearly I'm not the problem" - person who lost a projected majority, his riding, and members of his party. But I concede that no verb-the-noun slogans were detected. Just like his security clearance.

I predict that Pierre Poilievre's address is going to contain a lot of blaming, taglines, accusations, and zero accountability. I say it again, it's long past time for PP to step down.

Gee I wonder how we reboot James Bond. Nope, never been done before. Certainly not several times.

Thanks for the societal decline you fucking troglodytes. Not that you can hear me with you heads so far up your asses.

Canada strong prouds for constitutional freedumb justice trucks

In MechWarrior Online, someone had the name "Mechromancer", and I got angry and jealous that I hadn't thought of that first.

I guess Dick Cheney isn't going to take this guy quail hunting in the afterlife.

Fuck it. If they don't get finished, I still get paid.

Fuck 'dem birds, and the anti-vax anti-gov't conspiracy dipshits that circled this stupid story because of RFK Jr. Oh, the ostrich meat farm that owes $250k to creditors are trying to play victim to grift money from MAHA idiots? While spreading avian flu? Go to hell.

I'm an analyst at my job, but it gets truncated in the address book. So it says my job is "Finance Analy".

This is how I'm gonna look every time someone hits the dislike button on one of my posts

I can't for the life of me understand why at don's if I order an Egg BLT, substitute sausage—10% of the time they replace the egg with sausage instead of the bacon. This brought to you by an overweight sleep-deprived slob who was too lazy to make breakfast.

Oh sure, THAT will wipe out the recent democratic sweep that platformed on affordability.

A weird thing about turning 40 is realizing your otherwise healthy parents could naturally die within the next 10 years.

They said AI can't fail because it's not being built using borrowed money. Can't say that anymore.

These are cheaper than I thought, but my go-to is still the Platinum Preppy (0.3mm nub), even if tariffs have bummed the price a bit. Try a disposable one like the Zebra from Staples, or a Pilot V from stylo.ca if you just want a cheap try-before-you-buy.

Look at this shit. I might breach 30¢ per pot now, but still a pretty guilt-free indulgence when you brew at home for literal pennies.

No, I said DON CHERRY, not DICK CHENEY

Been a long time since I got to have one of these

How is Don Cherry still alive?

A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif

This is actually cool and good. CFS is an invisible disease that plagues many people, particularly after infections.

That was a plot point to the Outer Limits episode "Stream of Consciousness". Everyone has a neural implant hooked up to "The Stream" (i.e. internet). It starts to enslave humans, and one of them has to read a code to shut it off for all of humankind.

Word Series News: Japanese immigrant wins war against Canada

You didn't think we'd notice Jeffrey of YOSPOS. After Halloween, the subforum "Everything/Nothing" was renamed to "everything/nothing". You slimy son of a bitch.

Daniel Craig is only 5'10" I am as tall as James Bond, bitch.

People who buy coffee are suckers. Brew it at home for like 25 cents/pot you consumerist whores.

I don't know how I'm going to answer "what are you dressed as?" tonight when I wear a poncho and tilley hat because it's raining.

Srsly, Halo 4 Cortana was so fetishized, they gave her high-def toes.

I've been using em and en dashes for years. If you think good grammar is the product of AI, then you are the idiot that AI is replacing.

Jesus Christ. Did someone give my phone number to the spam factory today?

Post something 90s

Companies are exploiting the LMIA program and it's workers, but putting 3 white people on this is saying the quiet part out loud. You know Canada was pretty multicultural before LMIA, right Andy?

So can we call these the 20's yet, or do we have to wait until they're over, and then we can say "back in the twenties...".

Games from 10+ years ago with good fully-realized art direction look pretty much the same as games these days. I've been catching up on my old Steam Library with integrated AMD graphics, and it honestly all still looks good man. Modern VG graphics are just another form of software bloat.

I know every internet stand up video these days is crowd work, but I still think about this one five years later.

At the point, the promises of cloud computing are as broken as Lowtax's wedding vows.

Holy shit, he really is just stealing from Trump's playbook

Day 295: Still haven't started any fucking thing yet.

As an addendum to what I've been saying for months: It is LONG PASSED time for Pierre to step down.