I feel like trump shooter

sure, officer, you COULD call it speeding, but it was more like intermittent fasting

people always talking about “there’s plenty of fish in the sea” yeah okay but the ocean is scary?? hello??

hey dude, im free this weekend. you wanna friendshipmaxx?

Papa Xan like I’m Pericles

adult toy store called ‘Clits R Us’

they wanna hack my phone call that Pinterest

I think we should have called them Queendoms but I guess that's just me

"as you fail with fear, I'm going to gain a fear and then spend five fear; turn on the news."

Just walkmogged some waitcucks at a traffic light’s pedestrian crossing. Enjoy the cold, dears - I’ll be over here, fifteen steps ahead of you and in touch with my city’s heartbeat

Egg in the womb survival-horror game where you avoid sperm so you’re never born

when I said “let me cook” I really meant “leave me alone, I have anxiety”

yeah, I’m a switch too

sailor to a pirate: you run a tight ship pirate: type shit

So you’re telling me that it’s mine to craft?

SHIV 1.2 is out now! It looks so much better thanks to layout work by @joelhappyhil.bsky.social and has been edited for more clarity. Grab some friends and give the game a try right now megaflare0.itch.io/shiv #osr #ttrpg #gamedev

busting and then saying, "the bomb has been planted"

“Every man’s ‘hear me out’ is bad” your honor is it my fault that all women are beautiful?

who’s philip and why’s he giving so much head